Sam's Blog Randomnes

This is a blog where I do shit. Be it funny or not.

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This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you

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The ghost duet is here, Halloween has officially begun :D

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We’ve waited a year to reblog this. Happy Bread Anniversary!

Because it’s important to celebrate the little victories in life. 

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12 days left until the breadiversary, we’d better make sure we have the ingredients on hand!

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It’s today!

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It’s today!!

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*toasts with toast*

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Happy first birthday Knife-Wielding Tentacle..👍

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dear god, it lives still

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Save the date folks, Knife-Wielding Tentacle’s second birthday is November 16th.

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HAPPY SECOND BIRTHDAY, KNIFE-WIELDING TENTACLE!

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Of course he’s a Scorpio

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Reblogging again because you can never have enough Nazi flag ripping on your blog.

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Reblogging because we stand against hate.

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Reblogging because fuck yes

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@odakota-rose !!!!!!!!! TODAY!!!!

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2020 ELECTION BAYBEE

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LMFAOOO

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Good

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Mood: musical bootlegs with wacky titles as to throw off the copyright police

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If you want to see Mean Girls look up Mean Girls Slime Tutorial.

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My favorite for Mean Girls is How to Get Hit by a Bus tutorial.

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http://m.dailykos.com/story/2015/08/03/1408341/-Psychologist-openly-admits-he-trains-police-officers-to-shoot-first-and-ask-questions-later S-I-G-N-A-L B-O-O-S-T

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No. YOU DON’T GET TO DO THIS AND SLIP UNDER THE RADAR. Anyone who’s seeing this, I beg you to reblog. I want as many people to see this shit as possible.

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this is really true tho!!! my uncle was a cop in NY & FL and they taught him to shoot first if he had to. anytime a cop feels threatened (and they basically teach cops they’re always threatened) they can shoot. its rlly sick psychological torture shit to help create a police state tbh

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W H A T

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Here’s a source from NY Times https://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/02/us/training-officers-to-shoot-first-and-he-will-answer-questions-later.html

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Also! Click here to contact his organization and remind him of the blood on his hands. These are his murders too, and everyone involved deserves to feel the weight of guilt. 

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i fuckign queued this and forgot abt it and got scared cuz i thought i was hacked or smth. anyways happy june eleventh

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I’d like to spend time with gay men too tho. where’s my small beloved group of fun. kind. casual gays and lesbians

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2 days after this post I got invited by a lesbian couple I just met to stay the night & watch Moana with them & my friend who’s a gay dude & another gay I just met so this is the gaypost, reblog to bring gay friends to you

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why the FUCK is there a big spider on my bedroom wall it doesn't look like any spider i've ever seen in my entire life what the fuck

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are you sure it's a spider?

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yes i am it looks like this

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oh that's a wolf spider. they taste like celery and pork and they aren't poisonous.

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why is it in my room

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and why do you know what it tastes like

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@sicklythiasus why do you know what a wolf spider tastes like

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nom nom.

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what

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yummy yummy in my tummy tummy

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when and why did you eat a wolf spider

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band camp, 2019. there was an infestation. i started eating them to get rid of them. i have since eaten cockroaches, crickets, grasshoppers, and those little green grass spiders.

the greenies taste like vegetarian sausage.

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why was your solution to eat them

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i mean, no one else was gonna.

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Some good news in the midst of all this chaos.

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Queen shit

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Reblog if you think Machamp deserves more love

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This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you

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