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[southeastsappho]

wow lol 5 years ago i was donating to ppl like all the time and yet here i am lmao the one who needs the donating too, thanks facebook memories for reminding me of when my life wasnt shit lmao 

anyway if u wanna help a down on her luck black lesbian not be homeless in two months, i have a paypal [email protected], a cashapp $sailorsylvie, and a gofundme set up for me to convert a van into a tiny home https://www.gofundme.com/help-serena-beat-housing-insecurity-and-get-a-van&rcid=r01-155188322958-07bb3ceca6894734&pc=ot_co_campmgmt_w

i also have an amazon wishlist to help me get stuff for in the van like insulation, a bed, and a sink area! http://a.co/h7jIzBl

[southeastsappho]

Donations have completely stopped!

[southeastsappho]

i have like two weeks…..im so worried

[southeastsappho]

I have to be out by the 28th!

[dead-account-123]

New blog is @bitchy--as-sass-in btw if you want to continue dealing with my shit lol

[ifeelgodinthisjimandkimstonight]

I REALLY hope y'all aren’t sleeping on this. Heavy Thoughts Studios is creating a dating sim game where you can date male/female/nonbinary versions of the characters, all of whom are their own interesting people, and the artists working with them are the same that worked on Dream Daddy! I’m so incredibly excited for this game and it’s in its very early stages yet, so get excited with me and check out their twitter!!

[ladyusada]

Tactics for getting your person out of bed:

Look irresistibly cute

[fuwaprince]

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[dead-account-123]

Oh yeah by the way my new account is @bitchy--as-sass-in so yeah if you want to continue seeing my weird shit it's there

[dead-account-123]

I swear to god when I die if my family doesn't do that shit where I get turned into a diamond, and then put it in a sword and hand it down through the generations with some fucking ridiculous backstory I will come back and haunt all you fuckers like I want to be known for killing a dragon not being the gay crazy cat lady

[dead-account-123]

I think Sammy likes my new pendant 😂😂😂

[dead-account-123]

I'M HERE AND I'M QUEER

[meowoofau]

mewgaroo hoodie

With the approach of winter, we find our cats wanting to sit on our laps more and more. Although flattered, sometimes, we are immbolised as a result. Occasionally, we even forgo going to the bathroom because we don’t want to disturb our lap cats.

Well the folks at Unihabitat have solved this common problem by producing the ultimate hoodie for pet owners so they can carry their furkids as they go about their day. The Mewgaroo hoodie is a sweatshirt with a pouch purrfect for your cat (or small dog) to curl up in. When the oversized pocket gets too hairy, you can simply take out the lining and give it a good clean.

The Mewgaroo also features pockets for your hands as well as pom pom drawstrings to entertain your furry guest.

The medium size hoodie comes with cat ears while the large size does not, so it’s perfect for dog parents. Both sizes include paw-like sleeves.

Currently, it is only available to the Japanese market, but we hope its increase in popularity will see a world wide release very soon.

[sinbadism]

i need this so much

[stephaknee]

I seriously want this.

[spacematriarchy]

-attempts to carry 150 pound dog in pocket-

[rranran]

Does it come with free cat? If so I need 1000

[dead-account-123]

Guys I have this it's amazing, my cats fucking love it too 😂😂😂

[boneyardchamp]

Your professor will not be happy with you if he says the Stanford Prison Experiment shows human nature and you say it shows the nature of white middle class college-aged boys.

Like he will not be happy at all.

[dead-account-123]

Friendly reminder if this adorable cat

[super-mario-rpg]

Need some last-minute Valentines for your friends??  Look no further than these high-quality pigeon cards!  Made from the finest pictures I found on Google Images and this one website that was entirely pictures of pigeons (or so it claimed).

Guaranteed to elicit some sort of reaction!

[devipotato]

@obscoorereference

[long-ago-1234567890]

@jolmes

[dead-account-123]

Imagine the interns betting on how many times Cecil will talk about Carlos each broadcast

[ireallyshouldbedrawing]

[lkjtq]

[dead-account-123]

IT'S FINALLY SNOWING BITCHES