how the different Batmen would react to you asking for an emergency tampon
â66 Bats
*whispering*. âOf course. I do come prepared for any situation. Iâm sorry about what youâre going through.â And he uses his cape to shield both of you as he hands it over as to not embarrass you in front of everyone. He might even go home and teach Robin about how to be prepared to help anyone in any situation. Even ones that may not be dangerous, may be embarrassing for the person involved.
â97 Bats
*Makes a show out of giving it to you to prove heâs better than Robin. Theyâre still fighting btw.*
TDK Trilogy Bruce
ââŠDid you look in the bathroom. Itâs stocked with everything you might need. Take it all I donât care.â Youâre at his bat cave. For some reason.
Batfleck
âOh. Sure. Here you go.â And maybe heâs the mildest bit annoyed that you interrupted him but whatever. The issueâa dealt with. He even gave you tylenol with one of those tight lipped old man smiles. And then, âYou know those are also good for plugging bullet wounds.â
Battinson
He holds one out to you, looking at you intensely. âYouâre unprepared.â
Is it a judgement, an observation, a snarky remark? You have no idea there is no way to possibly tell when he speaks in the same tone of voice constantly, but heâs making you feel awkward so you snatch it from him and leave.
The LEGO Batman
âI donât even know what that is. Youâre on your what? WellâŠCanât you just make it stop until youâre back at home.?â
BONUS
Arkham Knight Batman
*he didnât hear a word you said. heâs getting his ass beat. oh no oh fuck. hes dead. fuckkkk. you still need that tampon.*
ⶠSneak Content : A considerably more noticeable emphasis on Conquest, Mark Grayson, Deborah Grayson, and Amber. Mostly fluff / comfort theme. Headcannons & NSFW scenarios will be posted later.
ⶠSynopsis : How the characters from Invincible would act if you were their partner. Also, heavy headcanon, I've probably strayed from something similar to the canon more than once. ¿ Sorry ? No.
ââ ( ⶠ) á°Ì â ïœĄ Nolan Grayson ,,
You were one of the first people he met and saw when he began his mission to infiltrate Earth and embrace human culture. So, methodically and carefully, he attached himself to you, learning everything from your eyes.
Nolan remembered the time you mentioned liking flowers. Such a small, insignificant thing? He thought, no. He couldn't give you that as a human gift. So, with his immense strength, Nolan gave you a fully grown apple tree, pulled from the ground, roots and all.
Your body heat completely fascinates him, so he always seeks his proclaimed place behind your body, resting his head on your neck and intertwining his arms around your torso.
ââ ( ⶠ) á°Ì â ïœĄ Mark Grayson ,,
He always makes sure to brighten your day with a bouquet of flowers, from your favorites to the most beautiful ones that match your eyes. He was never known for bringing a single, solitary flower. No, that's not Mark. He'll always bring you a dozen, or at least three flowers.
Mark would stand out in the relationship for being a thoughtful young man, even though his bad schedule or a couple of missed dates while saving the world might work against him. Did you message him at the wrong time, in the middle of a fight? Mark already replied and attached a photo to the message. "Think I can beat him ? :P"
He would always see an opportunity to ask you out, insist that you lie down on his chest, and slowly fly around the sky with your head on his heart, listening to his heartbeat as you talk to him about your day.
In his first missions as Invincible, Mark would always appear at your window with his suit torn or some noticeable scratches. Why? So that you could treat his wounds or fix his suit. More than once it was a matter of doing both things. "I just wanted to see you."
Mark will have a habit of resting his head on your shoulder or lap, depending on how tired he is that day. He'll lean against you for a bit and let his considerable weight fall against your body, seeking your warmth and touch. Bonus points if you give him scalp massages.
He likes to read his favorite comic aloud to you, although he always ends up stumbling over his words because he notices how you stare at him, making him nervous and causing him to forget to move on to the next panel. "Don't laugh at me, I always read well. Your eyes make me nervous, that's all."
ââ ( ⶠ) á°Ì â ïœĄ Deborah Grayson ,,
Deborah knew she would take her time getting to know you, but she never imagined your company would be so pleasant and even comforting for her own heart. Without even realizing it, you helped her overcome her insecurities after all the trouble and sadness Nolan left behind. "I didn't think I could allow myself to open my heart to someone so quickly. Thank you."
When Deborah introduced you to Mark, her face lit up with relief at the positive reaction of her only and dearest son. She was so pleased that he accepted you so readily and love you the same way she loves you.
Weekends are the best part of the relationship with Deborah, where she strokes your hair and pulls you closer to the bed with both arms, rendering your attempts to get up useless, if they even exist. "Stay a little longer ... Today is my day off."
She heard you came home tired from work, complained about your boss and his demands about paperwork. What better time to open a bottle of wine, watch a movie, and order some takeout? Deborah had everything planned. You're the only one missing from the table.
"Just try it. It's delicious, I swear." Deborah really enjoys cooking with you, especially when it comes to cooking typical Korean food at home, she always makes sure you try typical food from her home country and ask your opinion about it. Her comfort food would be Kimchi Jjigae with a hint of smoky spice.
I am so convinced that Deborah would call you "dear" or "honey" with incredible frequency, so much so that there are times when you would forget your own name. And it's even better if she calls you affectionately while you two are asleep, because her sleepy voice would be the equivalent of touching heaven.
ââ ( ⶠ) á°Ì â ïœĄ Eve Wilkins ,,
Her favorite activity to do with you is to climb onto the roof of a building or house, and observe the twinkling stars in silence, while naming the constellations and seeing who can find the most. It ends up being more romantic when Eve plays music from her phone.
Eve loves staying at your house to sleep over or just hang out there; she's always quite homey and helpful in your home. "Do you think your mother would like chocolate-filled brownies? I made a couple."
In her room, Eve owns a hardcover book, with a title made by hand with different magazines and letters: It's reads "a timeline with you." Where there are various printed photographs of the two of you together on your different dates and walks.
ââ ( ⶠ) á°Ì â ïœĄ Rex Sloan ,,
Behind your back and eyes, Rex has started therapy and is actively improving himself so he won't be a bad partner for you â His worst fear is that he himself will ruin this opportunity to be with you, so he prefers to improve and be a decent lover worthy of your attention.
I'm absolutely certain that the moment you started dating Rex, he began posting about you on all his active social media accounts and showing you off to his entire social circle. "This is my partner. I definitely hit the jackpot."
He really enjoys listening to you talk, appreciates that you trust him so much, and is always actively seeking out those kinds of deep conversations with you â A couple of times, when you vent and feel distressed, Rex instinctively cries with you too, since he understands that kind of distress.
ââ ( ⶠ) á°Ì â ïœĄ Katherine Cha ⥠Dupli-Kate ,,
A relationship with Katherine turns out to be slow and careful in its evolution, mostly due to her need to maintain an emotional distance from people, This will be more noticeable if you are human, or do not possess some kind of immortality / inability to die â So, more than once, both of you enjoy each other's silent company.
"We all love you." Whenever Katherine is on a mission, she always makes sure to spend time with you through a clone of herself. Her most consistent and affectionate clone with you is Kate number 8. "But, I love you more." The clone says affectionately.
More than once, Katherine uses her powers to create clones of herself and launch a massive kissing attack on you â No part of your face or body is safe from her lips and a quick smooch. Temple? Kissed. Eyebrows? Kissed. Edge of your chin? Kissed. The best experience is when lipstick is involved in her kissing attack.
ââ ( ⶠ) á°Ì â ïœĄ Allen The Alien ,,
Every time Allen is outside Earth's orbit, he makes sure to bring you an intergalactic gift, from a small piece of the moon to an exotic flower from an unknown, unstudied planet. Oh ... The flower couldn't withstand the change in gravity.
He likes to talk about you with Nolan, always mentions that you are one of the brightest and most peaceful things that ever happened to him, mentioning that not even the stars compare to the beauty of your eyes and bright smile.
When you dared to kiss him for the first time, you could feel Allen's pointy ears begin to flutter gently and his hands carefully grip your hips. "It felt good. Do it again."
ââ ( ⶠ) á°Ì â ïœĄ Amber Bennett ,,
"Let's dance." The most frequent and comfortable homedate for both of you is to be at Amber's home and listen to music together; she always insists on dancing barefoot in the middle of her room. "Come on, silly, don't be shy." More than once, Amber places her arms around your neck and gently kisses your lips while dancing together.
Amber is the kind of partner who invites you to go for walks in spring or summer, visiting second-hand markets or craft fairs. What better romantic date than visiting the independent artists' fair and supporting local entrepreneurs? I can see that Amber always buys herself a beautifully hand-painted, handmade mug.
Normally, when both of you have a week of exams, or some pretty tough practical work for school, you two get together at home and stay overnight, having a little loving slumber party. "Shh!" You two probably stay up until the early hours, watching movies or laughing silently under the sheets, while exchanging occasional kisses. "Your mom will hate me if she hears us laughing at this hour."
I think it's possible that Amber will do some internship or free service at a home for cats and animals, occasionally sending you pictures of the kittens or pit bulls she takes care of â She's invited you to participate in the activity many times! In her room, there are photos of the two of you together, holding cats or dogs.
"I can't read your mind. If I could, I'd prefer you tell me to my face." Amber will always be the type of partner who prefers to talk things out if there's a problem in the relationship. Is something bothering you in the relationship, or do you just want to vent? Amber is there, listening attentively and helping.
Being of African descent, you see Amber taking care of and treating her hair; a smile adorns her lips as she notices you watching her carefully comb and wash her hair. You love watching her put on her bonnet! It looks divine on her â It's a coral sea green color. "Do you think my hair would look good with more volume and less definition?"
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ââ ( ⶠ) á°Ì â ïœĄ Conquest ,,
Even though it's something new, perhaps even inferior from his perspective, Conquest can't help but notice how his heart beats with a different emotion every time he touches you; as if it were his nature, his touch becomes soft against your face, adoring the warmth of your skin beneath his fingers. "I do not understand how you're not afraid of what makes me be this way."
The way your hair frames your face is one of the purest and most beautiful sights he's seen in a long time, you find it endearing how Conquest observes you whenever he can â Many times he hasn't slept, so he can analyze in detail and commit to memory the symmetry of your lips and the endlessness of your eyelashes.
"Killing has always come easily to me. But now, I find myself drawn to see how I live for the first time, thanks to you." Ever since you convinced him on the first try to stay at your house, Conquest has been completely helpful and devoted to your existence, observing every detail and getting used to what it's like to do something he never did but desired so much.
He never had a favorite food, much less could he remember the last time he ate something someone else cooked. But now, surprisingly, every time you cook him something, that dish becomes his favorite. He always makes sure not to leave any residue; the plate looks clean every time Conquest finishes eating your food.
"I love that your skin is ignorant of violence." Conquest loves the size difference between you two. He's started to develop a habit of holding your hand and wrapping it completely around his own, caressing your skin so carefully that he doesn't break you just by touching you. "I couldn't bear the thought of seeing your hand calloused from all the destruction you'd caused ... But, it would be exciting too."
Chocolate? Flowers? Very insignificant for him â He doesn't understand the human need to give each other gifts on specific or special dates, but he tries. The gift that Conquest gave you to declare his dystopian love was the beating heart of an extinct alien race.
He would be fascinated by your belly, especially if you have a curvy or fat body build; unconsciously, Thokk would also find himself gently massaging your stomach or chest skin, pretending to be a domestic cat. You've heard him purr subtly more than once.
For a formidable, persevering, and bloodthirsty warrior, I see it as very possible that Thokk will exercise with you more than once, whether you are both training, him teaching you self-defense or you serve as extra weight in his push-ups. "Don't ever think I'll be easy with you just because you have my affection guaranteed."
Thokk would silently allow you to style his hair and braid it in different ways, using various methods and lengths. Sometimes he would undo them so you could continue stroking his unruly mane.
ââ ( ⶠ) á°Ì â ïœĄ Cecil Stedman ,,
He met you at work and your relationship was completely professional and nothing more at the beginning, although it gradually evolved, Cecil found himself unconsciously prolonging physical contact with you as much as possible â There was always the gentle caress of his hand against your shoulder while you worked immersed in your desk.
Cecil had a habit of ordering a black, bitter coffee for himself, gradually asking his assistant to start remembering your preferred, personalized coffee request. "You work hard, you need to stay hydrated and focused properly."
Despite not admitting any romantic feelings towards you, Cecil began inviting you out more often or to have something to eat at his office â Whenever you two went out together, Cecil would offer you his arm to hold onto and walk comfortably.
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Reader with their tame-ish Rognarr: She won't bite :]
Thragg: It is actively lunging at me.
Reader: Awe, she likes you!
Surprisingly they're right. She just wants to give him a few kisses
«Relax, she wonât hurt you. She wouldnât hurt a fly!» You were keeping your hands on the Roggnarâs lower back, scratching it lightly as her tail swooshed left and right.
And yet Thragg felt uneasy at best, staring into that beastâs tiny, yellow eyes. The eyes of a predator, the eyes of something that could hurt him if not kill him. The eyes of an alien whose species had already torn apart several of his people. This one was smaller, slimmer, but it was still one of those things.
«Let her sniff you.» You nodded, encouraging him to move his hand to her snout.Â
Did those things even have a nose? He couldnât tell, but he reluctantly moved his hand closer.
He observed the Rognnar shake its body from the lower back up to its head, teeth clacking together, the sickening sound of bone meeting bone filling the room before its tongue darted out, tasting the air around his hand, yet not quite touching him.
He watched as it tapped its claws on the floor, its back legs tensing up as if it was ready to pounce.
«She really, really likes you!» You exclaimed again, scratching her back, «Miss Cherry Tomato, meet Thragg! Thragg, try petting her under her neck. She loves that!»
Thragg moved his hand under the beastâs mouth, warily, fingers meeting the rough, scaly skin. It felt⊠weird. Hard and coarse, yet warm in a pleasant way. As he scratched Miss Cherry Tomatoâs neck, he felt the skin vibrate under his fingers. Was that thing purring?
«Iâll let go of her, okay? Sheâs very excited but she wonât hurt you, I promise.» You said, your hands moving away from her back before he could say just how stupid that idea was. And when she felt she was free to act how she pleased, she did. She jumped towards Thragg, much to his discomfort, long, thick tongue finding his face and dragging a slimy path from his chin up to his forehead before he could stop her.
He was quick to react, his hands finding the creatureâs sides and keeping her far from himself. But not enough â her upper body being disproportionately long, all she had to do was lean forward to keep on licking his face as her tail wagged so hard it was slamming against the floor, making you step back to avoid getting hit as you laughed your ass off.
«Do not laugh, my predicament is your fault!» He exclaimed, eyes closed as he tried to not part his lips too much as he spoke to avoid more of an unpleasant kiss with the overly excited Rognarr.
"nooo babe ha hah don't kill people" Mark vs "you're lucky he's cute otherwise you'd be splatter" Reader
I mean since their boyfriend asked SO nicely, I guess jail will have to do. The rageâą is barely contained though
Mark: And I'm so worried about Oliver- he killed the Maulers-
"Hell yeah- sorry right that's awful, of course, I'm sorry"
imagine mark having to explain the situation with you, wanting you to keep him company while he goes to checkout the situations aftermath after him and oliver flew away. mark could feel himself grow nauseous as he turned to look at you, âoliver killed the mauler twins.â a few seconds of silence, âfuck yeah! i mean, im so sorry. mark baby im so, so, sorry. thatâs terrible, who did he learn that from?â he side eyed you afterwards, your apology seemed so insincere.
when you saw the autopsy report on the maulers alongside mark, the first words that left your mouth wereââdamn.â mark pinched your hip, yet the thought remained as you both continued to analyze the gruesome scene oliver left.
oliver during the argument with mark would turn to look at you, then point, âyour partner wouldâve agreed with me! i saw what happened to that guy in downtown chicago on the news!â mark paused, turning to look at you while you offered a sheepish grin and shake your head. âoliver that was an entirely different situation, and i thought i paid you twenty to keep your trap shut.â mark couldnât believe how you werenât in the GDAâs prison yet, but you definitely werenât any help when it came to disciplining oliver.
âyouâre absolutely no help.â mark grumbled as you both walked towards his bedroom. you hummed, âdid you really expect me to be?â
Probably not the worst love triangle option, but definitely up there
Thragg x Reader x Battle Beast
Or more so Battle Beast wants Reader carnally but since this is to be his mate for life, he needs to prove himself by killing the strongest thing he can find, that being Thragg
So now he has one sided beef with Thragg while Thragg has no idea what tf is going on, all he knows is that the giant space kitty cat wants to present his head on a silver platter to someone
Now that I think of it this isn't really a love triangle at all, this is just a love story with an unwitting 3rd guy whose there purely as a sacrificial pawn for the foreplay
Comic spoilers below
Listen I KNOW Battle Beast dies but like what if the power of love was enough this one time? He simply cannot pass away before the wedding night
I'm curious how Max (That's oc's name, right..?) from other universes is doing, since all of Mark's versions died in the Invincible War. They're no longer around in their home universes either.
yes max is his name!! max is his human name, Helion is his everything else name (I use the two interchangeably)
Iâm sure that whatever the Helion variants are up to theyâre very Normal about it :)
Evil Mark variant: And as for your wedding gift, what would my lovely mate want? Anything you'd like, nothing is off limits for you.
"Become a better person and tell the viltrumites to change, too or fuck off."
Nolan: Don't be ridiculous-
Evil Mark variant, with a heavy sigh: Well, I did say anything... so, what'll it be dad, change, or fuck off?
depending on which variant, some would either listen to your request or completely shut the idea down.
mark whoâd listen to your every word, hanging on by a string of love, regardless if you return his affectionâ main mark, maskless mark, prisoner mark, mohawk mark, full mask mark, shiesty mark, viltrum mark (with extreme amounts of convincing and helping him find his sympathy and humanity)
mark who completely ignores your request, upset youâd embarrass him with your silly statement and will soon punish you for such behaviorâ omni mark, viltrum mark, no goggles/lensless mark
would straight up kill or paralyze youâ sinister mark
Invincible war but maskless Mark, prisoner Mark, mohawk Mark, full mask Mark, shiesty Mark, and viltrum Mark are on the main Mark's side basically because "my wife asked me to", like sure maybe none of them use those exact words but like
That is why they're here
All of them want the yellow one dead also I think
only half, if not most, of the marks would admit out loud to the others about their true reasoning for helping out main mark. viltrum mark had zero shame, he didnât even seem embarrassed when he spokeââmy partner had deemed i am required to extend a hand towards this dimensions version of me.â main didnât know whether or not to thank viltrum, because heâs not doing this of his own free will.
prisoner mark flew above the rest, refusing to walk as he hummed with a smirk on his lips, his arms going behind his head as he floatingââ hey, mine too. donât know why, i mean i just escaped that godforsaken prison and havenât seen em in a while.â main looked up with an unamused expression as he shook his head, crossing his arms as the group continued onward, walking as their conversation intrigued the other variants.
a loud groan was heard as mohawk mark rolled his eyes, floating as well slightly above the ground. he looked annoyed of the conversation, âyouâre all so pathetic, i didnât even have a conversation with my partner. i told them what iâd do, and all they did was kiss me goodbye and asked me if im willing to change sides.â a few turned and side eyes mohawk, however he couldnât care less, hes just upset that most of these marks let their partner walk all over them. heâs a hypocrite at the end of the day, not telling the others he was on his knees while explaining the situation to you, meanwhile you were offering words of realization, that maybe he didnât have to be the psychopath everyone back at his dimension thought he was. mohawk mark decided he would correct his sins by saving this universe.
shiesty mark despite complaining the entire time, earning a few bruises from the others, scoffed at the other variants. âha! fucking pussies, i did this out of my own free will. my partner just agreed with me.â the others could imagine the humongous smirk hiding under the veil, how confident shiesty was before main commented, âwerenât you threatened by them that if you didnât do this theyâd leave?â he questioned, to which shiestys goggles nearly popped out as he cursed at main markââwho the fuck told you that! that was a private conversation you cokehead slut!â main chose to ignore the fuming variant, completely done with the topic in general before another voiced their own reasoning.
âthey asked me nicely, i can never say no to my partner.â fully masked mark comments, his smile slightly visible. he decided to be the most vulnerable out of the group, trying to let out his repressed emotions heâs had for so long. he needs someone to listen to him talk about his wonderful and sweet partner, whoâs better then other versions of himself? in his mind, theyâre basically him, just went down different paths and have different styles. no one commented on his statement, only main mark gave him a little nod, turning back around while a few others booed at his comment. once again, heâs made fun of for expression his emotions and vulnerability, mainly mohawk booed at him.
maskless mark stayed quiet, following behind the group as he ignored the conversation. his thoughts and mind were clouded with the thought of his partner back home, wondering what heâs doing right now as of this moment. main noticed the silence from one of his variants, while the others would argue whose partner was better or completely isolate themselves from the conversation after adding their bit. main slowed down, looking over at masklessââhey, you doing alright or?â the variant looked up, his eyes meeting with main mark as he spoke. âyeah, just thinking about what my partner back home is doing.â out of the entire group, it seemed like maskless was the more private one out of everyone. his responses were vague, holding off on information as main mark nodded and kept up with the rest of the group.
âwe can all agree that we want the freaky yellow one gone right? i mean who turns to cannibalism within two days.â mohawk mumbled as the others nodded in agreement. it seemed like they had a few things in common, besides being downright bad and obsessed with every version of you back home.
Jason and his S/O who does not keep up with superhero and vigilante stuff. They barely know who Batman is but even then their knowledge begins and ends with "some guy in Gotham who fights crime" they've learned through osmosis
So when he confesses to them about being Red Hood they're like... "What, like the little red one? What are- WAIT! The little fat doll?! That's you?!" genuinely that's their only point of reference as to what Red Hood in this context means
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no bc you simply Do Not keep up with most current events/news bc it deteriorates your mental health so when jason finds out you don't know too much about batman he's shook, understandably so
"what do you mean you just learned who batman is?" he's staring at you like you've grown a third eye
"....what?" you shrug like it's no big deal
"he's been around forever!" jason is about to pull his hair out. "how did you just now learn about him?"
"he saved me from being mugged the other night-"
"you were mugged and didn't tell me?!"
"and then robin told me to get my life together" you roll your eyes
jason has to step outside to smoke several cigarettes to calm himself down before coming back inside to talk to you rationally. he doesn't bring up vigilantes for a while after that bc if you don't know batman do you know him? and he can't handle that conversation right now, but he knows he can't avoid it forever
so when he comes home one night more beat up than usual and you're in his apartment when he doesn't expect you to be there... he finally has to confess. so he sits you down after getting cleaned up and soothing your worries
"i'm the red hood" he says with your hands in his, giving you a soft look. his anxiety, however, is making him feel like he's going to vibrate out of his skin
"red hood?" you repeat, confused. he figures it's bc you don't know who that is, who he is, and that makes a little part of his heart ache
"yeah, red hood..." he echos gruffly as he searches your face for any hint of how you're taking the news
"like... little red riding hood? wolf in the woods who eats her grandma?" you tilt your head to the side. jason's pretty sure he's on the verge of having an aneurysm
he laughs but you're already pulling out your phone to google him
"no, no, not like -"
"the little fat doll?!" you practically squeak
jason's eyebrows are instantly knitting together, "what?! no, i'm not a fat doll! what are you on about?"
so you show him fatson todd and he stares at you like the tired emoji and takes in a slow, deep breath
"how do you know about that but not any other vigilante running around in spandex fighting crime?" he's about to lose it. he wants to wrap you up and keep you hidden away and clueless forever
"you wear spandex?" you ask, fighting back a teasing smile
jason cracks, just a little and tries to snatch your phone from you
"alright that's enough, give me that-"
"no i need to buy fatson hood!" you try to keep your phone out of his reach when he scoffs
when youâre mad at your fave and arenât speaking to him, so he goes around tightening all of the jars in your home so that you have to ask him to open them for you hahahjdks
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