Wassup fuckers the name's Konnie I finally changed the intro post. I'm the god of the Abyss, nightmares, and corruption. Genderfluid. Pansexual. And that's all ya need to know.
//this blog may have some suggestive jokes, keep that in mind if you're uncomfortable with that sort of thing. I'll try my best to remember to tag things but I may forget.
*Picture: Long skinny black creature in a mostly emptly freezer. It's attacking a frozen block of stewing beef. A NeverMeltIce is sitting next to it and the picture itself is clearly in night mode; there is ice everywhere.*
I had my Vanillite buddy hit a spare freezer with a Sheer Cold... It's cute? 😅
@suddenlyauntiemaya
Sigh. It must be due to how frequently I am in your house. I apologize, I will be there momentarily to bring it back to where it belongs...
*Short video: A Darkrai moving around Maya's basement as Maya herself is adjusting the freezer. He may not have a human face but the confusion Could Not Be Clearer. He keeps getting closer to peer at it and rearinf back when the creature hisses or screeches. At one point he stands up fully on his pointy stick legs to look over Maya's head which makes Maya snicker and reach back to pat his arm briefly.*
*Picture: Long skinny black creature in a mostly emptly freezer. It's attacking a frozen block of stewing beef. A NeverMeltIce is sitting next to it and the picture itself is clearly in night mode; there is ice everywhere.*
I had my Vanillite buddy hit a spare freezer with a Sheer Cold... It's cute? 😅
@suddenlyauntiemaya
Sigh. It must be due to how frequently I am in your house. I apologize, I will be there momentarily to bring it back to where it belongs...
*Short video: A Darkrai moving around Maya's basement as Maya herself is adjusting the freezer. He may not have a human face but the confusion Could Not Be Clearer. He keeps getting closer to peer at it and rearinf back when the creature hisses or screeches. At one point he stands up fully on his pointy stick legs to look over Maya's head which makes Maya snicker and reach back to pat his arm briefly.*
*Picture: Long skinny black creature in a mostly emptly freezer. It's attacking a frozen block of stewing beef. A NeverMeltIce is sitting next to it and the picture itself is clearly in night mode; there is ice everywhere.*
I had my Vanillite buddy hit a spare freezer with a Sheer Cold... It's cute? 😅
@suddenlyauntiemaya
Sigh. It must be due to how frequently I am in your house. I apologize, I will be there momentarily to bring it back to where it belongs...
*Short video: A Darkrai moving around Maya's basement as Maya herself is adjusting the freezer. He may not have a human face but the confusion Could Not Be Clearer. He keeps getting closer to peer at it and rearinf back when the creature hisses or screeches. At one point he stands up fully on his pointy stick legs to look over Maya's head which makes Maya snicker and reach back to pat his arm briefly.*
*Picture: Long skinny black creature in a mostly emptly freezer. It's attacking a frozen block of stewing beef. A NeverMeltIce is sitting next to it and the picture itself is clearly in night mode; there is ice everywhere.*
I had my Vanillite buddy hit a spare freezer with a Sheer Cold... It's cute? 😅
@suddenlyauntiemaya
Sigh. It must be due to how frequently I am in your house. I apologize, I will be there momentarily to bring it back to where it belongs...
*Short video: A Darkrai moving around Maya's basement as Maya herself is adjusting the freezer. He may not have a human face but the confusion Could Not Be Clearer. He keeps getting closer to peer at it and rearinf back when the creature hisses or screeches. At one point he stands up fully on his pointy stick legs to look over Maya's head which makes Maya snicker and reach back to pat his arm briefly.*
*Picture: Long skinny black creature in a mostly emptly freezer. It's attacking a frozen block of stewing beef. A NeverMeltIce is sitting next to it and the picture itself is clearly in night mode; there is ice everywhere.*
I had my Vanillite buddy hit a spare freezer with a Sheer Cold... It's cute? 😅
@suddenlyauntiemaya
Sigh. It must be due to how frequently I am in your house. I apologize, I will be there momentarily to bring it back to where it belongs...
*Picture: Long skinny black creature in a mostly emptly freezer. It's attacking a frozen block of stewing beef. A NeverMeltIce is sitting next to it and the picture itself is clearly in night mode; there is ice everywhere.*
I had my Vanillite buddy hit a spare freezer with a Sheer Cold... It's cute? 😅
@suddenlyauntiemaya
Sigh. It must be due to how frequently I am in your house. I apologize, I will be there momentarily to bring it back to where it belongs...
*Picture: Long skinny black creature in a mostly emptly freezer. It's attacking a frozen block of stewing beef. A NeverMeltIce is sitting next to it and the picture itself is clearly in night mode; there is ice everywhere.*
I had my Vanillite buddy hit a spare freezer with a Sheer Cold... It's cute? 😅
@suddenlyauntiemaya
Sigh. It must be due to how frequently I am in your house. I apologize, I will be there momentarily to bring it back to where it belongs...
*Picture: Long skinny black creature in a mostly emptly freezer. It's attacking a frozen block of stewing beef. A NeverMeltIce is sitting next to it and the picture itself is clearly in night mode; there is ice everywhere.*
I had my Vanillite buddy hit a spare freezer with a Sheer Cold... It's cute? 😅
@suddenlyauntiemaya
Sigh. It must be due to how frequently I am in your house. I apologize, I will be there momentarily to bring it back to where it belongs...
*Picture: Long skinny black creature in a mostly emptly freezer. It's attacking a frozen block of stewing beef. A NeverMeltIce is sitting next to it and the picture itself is clearly in night mode; there is ice everywhere.*
I had my Vanillite buddy hit a spare freezer with a Sheer Cold... It's cute? 😅
@suddenlyauntiemaya
Sigh. It must be due to how frequently I am in your house. I apologize, I will be there momentarily to bring it back to where it belongs...
*Picture: Long skinny black creature in a mostly emptly freezer. It's attacking a frozen block of stewing beef. A NeverMeltIce is sitting next to it and the picture itself is clearly in night mode; there is ice everywhere.*
I had my Vanillite buddy hit a spare freezer with a Sheer Cold... It's cute? 😅
@suddenlyauntiemaya
Sigh. It must be due to how frequently I am in your house. I apologize, I will be there momentarily to bring it back to where it belongs...
i figured making something like this would be fun, so here it is.
some of these get a little personal, so for askers and answerers... be nice to each other. if somebody doesn't want to answer, don't pressure them.
mismagius: if you have pokémon, which was your starter? how did the two of you meet? if you don't have a pokémon, which is your favorite/one you would want in the future or in different circumstances?
typhlosion: is there anyone in your life you'd consider your best friend? if so, tell us about them.
cursola: what's something you would change about the world if you could? do you think this change will ever happen?
banette: do you have any plush toys? if so, where did you get them? feel free to share pictures if you have them.
dusknoir: what's your preferred method of communication? what about communication device? why?
cofagrigus: are you forgetful? have you ever forgotten something important? are you forgetting something right now?
polteageist: what's your most valued possession? why is it meaningful to you?
houndstone: have you ever made a mistake you still regret? what was it?
gholdengo: what's a dream that you have? do you think you'll ever achieve it? why or why not?
gengar: what's your favorite joke?
drifblim: are you more of a homebody or a drifter? what does the concept of home mean to you?
spiritomb: what's something people often get wrong about you?
chandelure: have you ever gotten lost somewhere? how did you find your way home--if you did?
trevenant: how much time do you spend in nature? are you more of an indoors or outdoors kind of person?
gourgeist: what's your favorite food? what's a food that you can't stand?
oricorio: do you like to dance? are you any good at it? what's your favorite kind of dance to do?
palossand: do you like to create things? would you consider yourself an artist? what's your favorite medium to work in?
mimikyu: have you ever tried to be something or someone you're not? how did that go? why did you do that?
dhelmise: what's something you're better at than other people? how did you learn that skill and why?
marowak: what does the concept of family mean to you? is there anyone in your life you would consider family?
shedinja: what's something that makes you unique?
sableye: do you like collecting things? what's your favorite thing to collect? feel free to share pictures of your cool stuff if you have them.
froslass: what does gender mean to you? is it something that's central to your life, or do you not think about it very often?
rotom: have you ever been wrong about something? what was it? what changed your mind?
runerigus: have you ever done something with malicious intent? if so, what was it and why?
zoroark: would you say that you're a "people person"? why or why not? does it ever depend on the person?
jellicent: do people ever underestimate you? why or why not?
golurk: how loyal are you? is loyalty important to you? how loyal do you expect your friends to be to you?
aegislash: is there any topic you're of two minds about? what is it?
decidueye: are you more relaxed or anxious? if you're more relaxed, what's something that causes you anxiety? if you're more anxious, what's something that relaxes you?
dragapult: if you could go anywhere else in the world/universe/multiverse right now, where would it be? why would you go there? what would you do?
basculegeion: how important is the support of your friends/family/loved ones? do you often need their help, or are you more independent?
skeledirge: do you like to sing? are you any good at it? what's your favorite song to sing along with?
ceruledge: did you have an "edgy teen phase"? if yes, did you ever grow out of it? (i didn't.)
brambleghast: how adaptable are you? do big changes overwhelm you? why or why not?
annihilape: what's your anger level like? do you ever get angry when you shouldn't? are you ever passive when you should stand up for yourself?
sinistcha: what's your beverage of choice and why?
spectrier: can you ride on any of your pokémon, if you have them? if you don't, have you ever ridden on a pokémon? what's your favorite to travel on?
hoopa: if you got three wishes, what would they be and why?
lunala: have you ever been deeply disappointed by something? does it still bother you? why or why not?
marshadow: would you describe yourself as cowardly or brave? what's something that frightens you? what's something that steels your resolve?
giratina: if you could do one thing in your past differently, what would it be? how do you think it would have changed things?
Her siblings are of course gorgeous and she will fight anyon who even thinks otherwise! That being said she does actually think her sister is pretty. Her goth look is fun, too!
● ● ● ● ◐ | AFFECTION
They need to spend more time together and I will say that forever and ever. it’s hard to put into words exactly how massively fond of Konnie she is; despite the fact that this Konnie isn’t the old Konnie she is still so fond of her in her own right.
● ● ● ● ○ | INTEREST
This new Konnie is different from the old one in the way of personality and Maya really wants to get to know her better. She’s using information from the old Konnie kind of like cheat codes, but she thinks it’s obvious that they’re two different people.
● ● ● ● ◐ | LOYALTY
There will never be another old Konnie and she is the only one that could’ve maxed this out. that being said, she will absolutely throw down for her and pick her side in the majority of fights. Still completely willing to call her on bullshit, though; Maya is nothing if not honest.
● ● ● ● ◐ | TRUST
…Again. There will never be another old Konnie. But she really really trusts this Konnie; there is absolutely no way she would’ve been able to be anywhere near Konton despite the fact that her life probably depended on it if it weren’t for Konnie vouching for him and being there with her. (I headcanon that Konnie had to sit on the couch with her right up against her or with Maya outright sitting on her for them to continue.) She’s the only person she is comfortable with asking for things from when she needs something. For example, when Konnie simply gave her a new phone recently, Maya just laughed and accepted it. With absolutely anyone else she would’ve been a little bit awkward and saying thank you so much and worrying about the cost. Konnie is the only one she will accept money from, Konnie is the only one that could walk into the room while Maya was bathing without her giving the slightest damn. Konnie is the only one that can do a lot of things.
She's an adventurous girlie! I've mostly gotten her to stop exploring new places I bring her to without telling me but it's hard to be upset at her cuteness.
*Wiggly noodle bab is trying to give kissies and demand bellyrubs! Can you say no to that face, Konnie?*
She's an adventurous girlie! I've mostly gotten her to stop exploring new places I bring her to without telling me but it's hard to be upset at her cuteness.
*Wiggly noodle bab is trying to give kissies and demand bellyrubs! Can you say no to that face, Konnie?*
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