Making Good Omens Content Accessible

Goal of this blog is to provide image descriptions (ID) and captions for as much Good Omens content as possible. Substantially more image descriptions than captions because audio processing is hard. Suggestions and submissions are welcome. If you are a creator and put in your own ID or captions and tag it "accessible omens" I will likely reblog it.

[genderfluid-crowley]

god creating crowley

[accessiblegoodomens]

[Image description: A four panel cartoon meme based on The Powerpuff Girls scene where the professor creates the girls. Each panel shows the silhouette of a man in a suit with short hair adding ingredients into an experiment. In order, the panels have background colors of light blue, green, pink, and red. In the first panel, the man is pouring sparkly white powder from a box labeled “sugar.” The meme creator has added the label “snake” to the powder itself. 

In the second panel, the man is shaking something out of green cylindrical containers into the experiment. This ingredient is labeled “emotional instability.” 

In the third panel, the man is pouring various cutesy things from a bucket. The cutesy things include hearts, flowers, a lollipop, and a rainbow. Unlike the previous panels where the man’s expression can’t be seen, here he is smiling. The meme creator has labeled the bucket “the saunter (TM).” 

In the fourth panel, the man looks on in horror as a black material flows from a broken glass vessel into his experiment. The broken glass vessel is labeled “gender.” End ID]

[accessiblegoodomens]

I start classes again next week Monday (Aug 12th), and will really be reducing the amount of posts on this blog. I'll still try to post occasionally though. It's been real y'all!

[cybotic]

two bros, havin lunch at the ritz, five feet apart cuz they’re not gay

[infernallegaycy]

[id: an illustration of aziraphale and crowley at their table at the ritz. aziraphale is chubby with dark brown skin and short curly blonde hair. crowley is slender with light skin and short red hair. the two are looking over at each other with wide smiles as they toast. “to the world” is written above them. /end id.]

[cliopadra]

Dear Archangel Uriel,

                                                                     please rail me

[accessiblegoodomens]

[Image description: A traditional illustration of Uriel from Good Omens. She has brown skin, close cropped coarse black hair, and brown eyes. Her lips are a light gold, and she has a line of gold spots that runs from her hairline, down over her nose, over her lips, and ends at her chin. She has some additional gold spots at her right temple, over her left eye, and to the right of her chin. She is wearing a white suit, a white cravat, and gold eyeliner. Her shirt has a high neckline with a ruffly collar. She has a halo which is a solid gold circle. Her features are painted using watercolors, and the gold accents and halo are painted with a metallic paint. Her eyes are narrowed and she is looking off to the right with her head slightly tilted. Her expression gives the impression of judgement and slight amusement. The second image shows the same illustration, but closer up. End ID.]

[naniiebimworks]

When both your shoulder Demon and Angel agree and support you …

PLEASE DO NOT REPOST/ USE MY WORK! ^^;;

[accessiblegoodomens]

[Image description: A cartoon-style illustration of Crowley, Adam, and Aziraphale. Crowley is a thin individual with light skin and short red hair. He is wearing a black suit with a gray t-shirt, round sunglasses, and a gray scarf-tie. He is holding a tire iron in his right hand and has black feathered wings. Adam is a young boy with light skin and short brown hair. He is wearing a stripped shirt, a blue rain jacket, and shorts. Aziraphale is a light-skinned individual with short white hair and blue eyes. He is wearing a tan three-piece suit with a tan bowtie. He has white feathered wings and is holding a flaming sword in his left hand. All three of them are holding hands, Crowley to Adam’s right and Aziraphale to Adam’s left. Both Aziraphale and Crowley are looking at Adam and saying something to him. They both look stressed out. Adam is staring at something in front of him and his lips are pursed. End ID.]

[ames-draws]

Me, holding up Pollution: THEM

[accessiblegoodomens]

[Image description: A comic-style illustration of Pollution from Good Omens. The background is gray with dark liquid splatters. Pollution is a light-skinned individual with white glowing eyes and white chin-length hair. Their hair is covering their left eye. They have black liquid dripping down from their eyes and are wearing a black crown. They are wearing a white tank top and have dark smudges on their shoulders. Their expression is intense and stoic.  End ID.]

[stanghree]

Them again

[accessiblegoodomens]

[Image description: A realistic digital painting of Pollution as portrayed in the Good Omens TV show by British Asian actress Lourdes Faberes. The painting shows a closeup of their face from mid-forehead to just below their nose. Their eyes have white irises, black pupils, and black sclera. Their hair is white, and their eyebrows are black. End ID.]

[momosweetpeach]

Turn the Lights Off  by Tally Hall

[accessiblegoodomens]

[Image description: A pop art Good Omens fan comic that is reminiscent of the style of Keith Haring’s artwork. The color palette is bright and saturated. Most panels are drawn in various shades of one color.

1st panel: Depicts red, orange, and yellow jagged flames. White and orange striped patterns in the flames give an impression of texture. The text reads “Don’t go in there.”

2nd panel: Depicts similarly jagged flames in the same colors. Some of the tongues of flame are in the shape of demon heads with horns and white eyes. The text reads “you’ll become one.”

3rd panel: Depicts various reptilian body parts and insects in a collage like manner. There are reptilian claws, lizard tails, a frog leg, a beetle, and a fly. They are interspersed with abstract shapes and liquid blobs. This panel is drawn in shades of green and yellow. The text reads "freaky creatures."

4th panel: This panel depicts, from left to right, Hastur, Beelzebub, and Ligur in shades of purple. Hastur is a light-skinned demon with shiny black eyes, short white hair, and pox on his face. Beelzebub is a light-skinned demon with messy black hair, a fly shaped hat, and pox on zir face. Ligur is a darker-skinned demon with short black hair. He has a chameleon on his head. They all have dour expressions, and the background is purple with a white hashmark pattern. The text reads "monster party."

5th panel: Shows a closeup of Crowley's face in profile view. His face is drawn in a simple cartoon style, with red hair, yellow eyes, and sunglasses. He is frowning. The background of this panel is yellow with an orange striped pattern. Each of the stripes follows the contours of Crowley's face. The text reads "Eyes of yellow."

6th panel: Shows Crowley's face, again in profile but from farther away. He now has scales on his face near his temple. He has purplish gray wings. The background has a pink scale pattern. The text reads "scales and feathers."

7th panel: Depicts a the middle of a purple snake tied in a knot. The background is orange with a pattern of repeated knots in white. The text reads "tails in tethers."

8th panel: Shows a light switch in the off position. The switch is surrounded by ferns. The text reads "turn the lights off." This panel is drawn in shades of green and white.

9th panel: This panel is drawn in black and white and shows a hand snapping. The hand has black painted nails. The background has a pattern of groups of short stripped lines in alternating orientations. The text reads "Bend the nightmare."

10th panel: Depicts the same hand shortly after snapping. This panel is drawn in shades of pink and blue. The background has a pattern of zig-zagged lines radiating from the hand indicating sound. The text is within a diamond text bubble and reads "You control it."

11th panel: Shows a thin pair of legs with black dress shoes and black trousers running towards the camera. The background is jagged orange flames. The text reads "artful dodger."

12th panel: This panel depicts two wine glasses sitting on a wooden table, one almost full and one almost empty. The panel is in shades of blue except for the wine, which is red. The background is diagonal blue stripes. The text reads "easy does it."

13th panel: This panel is drawn in shades of purple. It shows a door that is cracked open and a pair of yellow eyes can be seen through the crack of the door. Whatever creature the eyes belong to is obscured by darkness. The text reads "shut the closet."

14th panel: Depicts a closeup of Crowley's face while he's asleep in bed. His mouth is slightly open and two pointed teeth are sticking out of his mouth. His arm is raised and his hand is resting next to his head. He is wearing a purple t-shirt and a pink sleep mask with cartoon closed eyes on it. His pillow and sheets are yellow and stripped. The text reads "get under the covers."

15th panel: Shows a green snake with yellow eyes hanging down from the top of the panel. The rest of the panel is taken up by the branches and leaves of an apple tree. The Text reads "snakes and lovers."

16th panel: Depicts a hand turning of a light switch. The light switch is surrounded by plants. The hands nails are painted black and the hand is drawn in shades of pink. The rest of the panel is drawn in greenish blue shades. The text reads "turn the lights off."

17th panel: Two hands are reaching out to each other. The top hand is drawn in shades of pink, has a pinky ring, and is palm down. The bottom hand is drawn in blue, has black painted nails, and is palm up. The background is yellow with a stylized sun. The text reads "everybody likes to get taken for turns."

18th panel: This panel shows Crowley from the waist up. He is grinning and his teeth are pointed in a monstrous manner. He is surrounded by an emphasis bubble with a jagged outline. Crowley is drawn in red and the background is orange and yellow. The text reads "to see how bright the fire inside of us burns."

19th panel: This panel is full of abstract purple shapes drawn with flowing lines. In the middle, two lines that run across the entire panel make up the top and bottom lips of a monstrous mouth. The mouth has a large pink tongue and sharp, predatory looking teeth. The text reads "and everybody wants to get EVIL tonight."

20th panel: This panel shows Aziraphale standing behind and above Crowley. Aziraphale is a light-skinned Angel with short blonde hair. He has white wings and a large Madonna-style halo. He is wearing a blue dress shirt, a red bowtie, and a tan suit jacket. Crowley is wearing a black suit and a white scarf tie. Crowley has an evil grin, and Aziraphale has an innocent smile with his eyes closed. The background is blue and the text reads "But all good devils masquerade under the light."

The full text reads: "Don't go in there. You'll become one. Freaky creatures. Monster party. Eyes of yellow. Scales and feathers. Tails in tethers. Turn the lights off. Bend the nightmare. You control it. Artful dodger. Easy does it. Shut the closet. Get under the covers. Snakes and lovers. Turn the lights off. Everybody likes to get taken for turns. To see how bright the fire inside of us burns. And everybody wants to get evil tonight. But all good devils masquerade under the light." End ID.]

[speremint]

im funny exclusively to myself sjdlkfjweklfjd

[accessiblegoodomens]

[Image description: A screenshot of two tweets. The first tweet is from @theeyjayy and reads “whaaaat i love how you draw the crowboy!!” The second tweet is a reply from @speremint which reads “i misread the comment” with an attached illustration of Crowley as a black snake. He has a red underbelly and is wearing round sunglasses and a cowboy hat. The text reads “yeehaw” in all caps. End ID.]

[halorvic]

how u feelin about the upcoming good omens show

Feelin’ good

[accessiblegoodomens]

[Image description: A cartoon style illustration of Crowley in the form of a black snake coiled on the ground. He is wearing round sunglasses and sticking out his forked tongue. He is holding a green cocktail with his tail. End ID]

[cybotic]

two bros, havin lunch at the ritz, five feet apart cuz they’re not gay

[infernallegaycy]

[id: an illustration of aziraphale and crowley at their table at the ritz. aziraphale is chubby with dark brown skin and short curly blonde hair. crowley is slender with light skin and short red hair. the two are looking over at each other with wide smiles as they toast. “to the world” is written above them. /end id.]

[sketches-by-lexie]

I’ll just be over here misusing memes

this was probably done before right?

[accessiblegoodomens]

[Image description: A Good Omens fanart version of the “Me Explaining to My Mom” meme. Both Crowley and Aziraphale are depicted as portrayed by David Tennant and Michael Sheen respectively. Crowley is on the left side of the image and is mid-explanation. He is holding both of his hands up with his fingers pinched to his thumbs to emphasize his point. He is not wearing sunglasses, and his yellow eyes are narrowed and his eyebrows are furrowed. The text reads “The Velvet Underground is not bebop.” The “not” is in all caps and underlined. On the right side of the image, Aziraphale is sitting on a couch with a blanket pulled up to underneath his chin. He is giving Crowley a look that clearly conveys that he does not understand, nor does he care to. End ID.]

[yamisnuffles]

So, Crowley offers Aziraphale a lift home after the church gets blown up in 1941. Should he accept,  Aziraphale would have no idea what he’s in for, given that they haven’t seen each other in about 80 years. How long do you think it took to go from sitting down next to Crowley in the Bentley, saved books in his lap, all besotted and

to

[accessiblegoodomens]

[Image description: Two black and white line art drawings of Aziraphale. He has short curly hair, and is wearing a suit with a bowtie. In the first drawing, he has a content and slightly mischievous look on his face and has his hands clasped in front of him. In the second panel, he is in the same pose but has wide eyes and gritted teeth. The line art is duplicated many times and the copies are layered over each other slightly displaced. End ID.]

[pumpkino]

extremely trans beach day perhaps? with titty n hand holding and also aziraphale could wear a giant sun hat

!!!!!!!!!!

[image description: drawing of aziraphale and crowley from good omens. they’re both shirtless, wearing swim trunks, the ocean behind them. aziraphale is wearing a large floppy hat with flowers on]

[snakehours]

“Wait, no–” inspired by @itsmemaddi‘s post!

[accessiblegoodomens]

[Image Description: A three panel comic of Aziraphale and Crowley. They are both depicted as portrayed by Michael Sheen and David Tennant. Aziraphale is wearing a white robe and has white angel wings. Crowley is wearing a black robe, has long curly red hair and black angel wings. In the first panel, God’s voice is emanating from a cloud along with holy light. She says “You may choose a gender.” In the second panel, Aziraphale looks disgusted and says “No thank you.” In the third panel, Crowley is smirking and says “Cool, more for me then.” End ID.]

[periwinklemoonlight]

them!!! i think this is my first time actually completing one of those realistic portraits and i think it turned out pretty good all things considered!!

[accessiblegoodomens]

[Image description: A realistic portrait of Pollution from Good Omens. They are depicted as portrayed in the TV show by Lourdes Faberes, an British Asian actress. They have white eyes and white chin-length hair. Their hair is covering their left eye and their face is in shadow. They are wearing a silver crown. The dramatic shading on their face gives the painting an ominous feeling. End ID.]

[catbee-3-deactivated20200403]

A thought piece.

[accessiblegoodomens]

[Image description: A five panel comic. The first panel features a line of simple line art angels on a light blue background. The angel on the far left is colored in white, and the angel on the far left is colored in black. The angel in between are varying shades of grey on a gradient from white to black. The text reads "If one were to line up everyone from the most good to the most evil they'd find a gradient from one to the other, and most would fall in between. And while this is all well and good, but…"

The second panel shows the same line of angels, but they are divided down the middle with the left half in white and the left half in black. The half on the left have halos and the half on the right have horns. The left half of the image has a light blue background and the right half has a red background. The text reads "The problem comes when you introduce hard lines such as angel or demon, then you face the issue of who goes where."

The third panel depicts Aziraphale and Crowley standing next to each other, Aziraphale on the left and Crowley on the right. Aziraphale is a light-skinned individual with short white hair and blue eyes. He is wearing a grey robe and has white angel wings and a halo. Crowley is a light-skinned individual with long red hair, yellow eyes, and freckles. He is wearing a white robe and has white angel wings and a halo. They are looking at each other and smiling. The text reads "This is an issue because no matter where you draw the line, you'll always find two people who are very similar and you'll have to decide who is just good enough and who is just evil enough." The "just good enough" text is over Aziraphale and the "just evil enough" text is over Crowley.

The fourth panel shows Crowley falling down into a distant red pit. He is reaching up with his hand and has a terrified and pleading look on his face, tears in his eyes. His wings are in the process of turning black. The text reads "Maybe one asked too many questions."

In the fifth panel, Aziraphale is shown from the shoulders up, looking down at the viewer. His eyes are wide and he looks scared and shocked. His hand is raised in an aborted gesture. The text reads "Maybe one was just quiet enough to pass." End ID.]