it was meant to be.

❁elle ❁20 ❁she/her ❁find my art under #my art ❁pfp by the lovely @applestruda 

[periwinklemoonlight]

HUGE NEWS!!! my commissions are now OPEN on KO-FI for the first time EVER!! you can head over there to find more examples and info :D

[amygdalae]

How i look when I see a loud noise

[amygdalae]

if I saw a loud noise I'd look at it just like this

[parkchanwoohoo]

Every time someone says "ingredients" I say "ingredience" in response and then I realize I just sound like I repeated them because it sounds the fucking same out loud

[love-alheli]

me when i say inch resting

[sforzzz]

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

[sforzzz]

i have to go delete some posts

[monchursouls]

🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

[rat-in-the-grain]

Hehehehehe

[monchursouls]

Can I fucking help you?

[sasuke-offical]

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

[monchursouls]

What

[rat-in-the-grain]

What

[endofalltim]

[pxkibu]

son of dracula 🦇🩸 also available as prints!

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

[hydrahowl]

you think im petting you but actually i a,m takig you away

FOR THE LOVW OF GOD HELP ME

[dragonomatopoeia]

some of the best characters are the ones where you know if they sat down and discussed ghosts the conversation would end with them attacking each other with furniture

[dragonomatopoeia]

like this

[thenotoriousscuttlecliff]

Each Benoit Blanc film takes place in a different season and classic murder mystery setting.

Knives Out: Autumn in a country house

Glass Onion: Summer on a private island

Wake up Dead Man: Spring in a small town

So the next film in the cycle needs to be set in winter on a mode of transportation.

[distortion-apologist]

Murder on the orient express but it’s Benoit driving one of those church trip vans and yelling at everyone else while his hands never leave ten and two on the wheel. Cop chase. They never leave the van during the whole movie

[cpericardium]

hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

[cpericardium]

[cpericardium]

[morayofsunshine]

interview with the masquerade

[girlstressed]

sorry i cant talk rn im busy thinking about how i should have done everything differently

[girlstressed]

HEY

[dappermouth]

And then you had that dream again.

[holedyke]

ahh i see ....

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black mackerel tabby

[vodkaing]

its humon baby

[thats-a-cat]

that's a cat ✅️

[rickybabyboy]

thats a humon baby ✅

[thecryptkeeper]

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

[buglikethecomputer]

i hate reddit as a whole but r/kitchenchads is the best fucking thing to come out of any website. look at these. look.

“i have had sex before” absolutely hysterical