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Indie OC multimuse blog written by Cinder, 18+ only.
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This blog explores topics such as: medical history, surrealist horror, body horror, cults/cult psychology, religious trauma, abuse, the supernatural and mystical.
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{if any of you guys are on the OCSN app let me know:3 been having fun spending time on there}
TREMBLE IN REVERENCE ALL! FOR A SACRED HOLIDAY BE UPON THEE, THE CELEBRATION OF MY BIRTH. MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE POPE EVEN!!!
{also felt appropriate to post the juni gifs bc its their birthday today!! 5 years ago i drew my guy for the first time}
{making some very very very tentative baby steps into procreates animation features w/ juni for some discord rp stuff:] }
{beach outfit!! wanted to draw marina in swimwear:] it was fun!}
chaotic unhinged lines from 2022-2023 (prompt edition).
basically in 2021 i made a list of prompts inspired by lines in tiktok videos and instagram reels that made me laugh so hard i cried! and now i have returned with another list! these may provide an alarmingly clear image of what my sense of humor is (aka broken) but i figure a little levity is always a good thing! more prompts are forthcoming, but in the mean time: bon appetit!
knowledge has always chased you, but you've always been faster.
no... no, that was mango apathy juice. from the farmer's market.
of all these people, you are the one i understand the least. i want to get to know you better, but like, not that much better.
i-i will CHEW YOUR MEAT!! WHAT are you doing?!
ooooh god, no, you wouldn't be long getting frostbit!
you are evil. like a hobbit.
WHY MUST YOU FAIL ME SO OFTEN?!?!!?
i have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
AHEM!! fill my cup.
may god ignore you like you ignored my greetings.
i will avenge you mister van gogh.
call off work bestie, we need you to solve a murder. here's fifteen dollars.
you're not in love. you may think you are, you dumb fuck, but you're not.
go ahead and put the ranch away.
sadly, "hopefully" doth butter no parsnips.
forget school, i want to be an italian sandwich.
you shouldn't skip work, you are a lawyer and he is a hamster.
you can stop roleplaying now. you're free.
her coupon game was so fucking raw.
i'm sorry guys... he's making a salad.
you could get a straight guy here if you learned to make a good pasta. i'll teach you how to make a risotto that'll get you married and out of my basement.
hey, do you want me to get together a plate of roast beef and hide it in our room so we can have night meats?
it's not the most ethical thing in the world, but in a pinch you can hand off a cursed object to basically any baby.
no, children, you're wrong. once upon a time, there was a piece of wood.
and i'm not saying she deserved it, but i am saying that god's timing is always riiiiight.
hydrate or die-drate, ya DICK!
why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD.
new york city is a fictional place written up by someone with a sinister mind and a knack for comedy.
this is grindr my guy.
wait, i didn't finish teaching you the difference between human and wolf anatomy.
it's time to tell your grandmother that she was wrong. do not be afraid.
vanilla vodka... you fucking child.
without ash to rise from, a phoenix would just be a bird getting up.
you are fucking alive. do what you want.
why are you cradling me like a baby, friend? this isn't how guys of my generation hang out.
i hope a hedgehog shits in your cereal, you difficult person.
you know, i am not as mean as i would like to be. and i think people should appreciate that more.
see, i am not a kangaroo.
well, i'd like to help, but... you see... not as much as i'd like not to.
rest in peace you fucking onion fairy.
when god sings with all his creations, will a turtle not be part of the choir?
i fight for a seat in heaven, every. single. day.
map maker? can you find me somewhere on the map where this big man thinks he's the king?
you bald-headed demon...
so... there are 24 million pigs in australia... and 24 million people... so if you ever feel lonely, there's like, a pig out there that's sort of your cosmic twin.
remember, alcohol is god's apology for making us self-aware.
i'm straight!! stop CONFUSING me!!!!!
you guys want something to eat? because... i know we'll die if we don't eat.
he is a BIBLICALLY gorgeous man. i wanna feed him grapes. i wanna fan him with the frond of a date palm from the forests of Lebanon. i wanna find the alabaster vial of perfume oil that one woman broke for jesus and comb it through his hair. like... he's stressing me OUT.
i'm not sad! i'm freaking HUNGRY!
maybe, if we wait a little bit longer, a fuck will fall into my hand, and i can give it to you.
it's not my fault you thought you lived in this IKEA.
let's leave my mother out of this.
jason may kill people but he's not bad enough to kick a dog.
i run for LUMP!
oh no, i'm all out of caring, baby!
you don't think it mcbe that way... but it mcdo.
what is this enticing bowl of white?
serious question, do his nipples sparkle?
what in the reese's peanut butter fuck is going on here?
if your parents don't buy it, stop loving them!
i just hope you know just how much you've decreased productivity today.
that was poetry at its FINEST.
and if you let that motherfucker shenan ONCE, you best believe they're gonna shenanIGAN!
may god bless the dinosaur that died to make the fossil fuel that was treated to become petrol in the car that took her mom to the hospital to give birth to her.
that's modern milk for ya. what a time to be alive.
you have attachment issues. please fix it.
remember when people had secrets? we should bring that back.
the moon landing was an elaborate marriage proposal.
i don't like the cobra chicken.
i didn't know eggs were this expensive? it's time to lay my own, i fear.
so you're saying the reason i don't have a girlfriend is because i'm not a big enough threat yet.
god gave him a top lip, that's why he's so powerful.
it's a common mistake, but frankenstein was actually the author.
i finally got a pocket-sized diary!!! also i don't get the concept of life.
if a beautiful woman disagrees with me, i will immediately change my view. i've no principles.
how did you all end up married to such boiled potatoes?
if so much as one tear drops from their eye... i will slap you back into your mum.
you are ringing a phone that does not like to be rung.
look how Dr. doofenschmirtz had a fucked up childhood but didn't project his trauma onto his teenage daughter. he projected it onto a platypus.
it is mathematically impossible for you to get a wedgie.
i'm breaking up with you. i love you, it's just... i don't think you could protect me from a mummy.
if you can't do fractions....... you will fucking die.
that's right; in the year 1791, all of our bottoms were killed in a Big Bottom Massacre.
people always assume i'm mean. like CAN you BELIEVE THAT CRAP?! like WHAT would make you think i'm MEAN?! I'M THE NICEST PERSON ON THE PLANET!
the chocolate milk is strikingly overpriced and at the same time very easy to steal; another of god's little tests.
someone's gotta tell the waiter that i ordered mashed 'taters and it sure as shit ain't gonna be me.
if i had a week i couldn't list all the reasons that wouldn't work.
{rare human adjacent juni:]}
"You take that back!"
"I stand firm on this. You can't convince me otherwise."
"Can people grow up and finally admit that girlscout cookies are overrated?"
I KNOW NOT WHY PEOPLE SAY THINGS LIKE "I DO NOT TRUST YOU" AND "STOP REACHING INTO THE CASH TIL". DO I NOT LOOK TRUST WORTHY???? DO I NOT HAVE THE FACE OF SOMEONE WHO YOU SHOULD GIVE YOUR WALLET TO????
That earns a few horrified blinks. "Um...thank you, but I'm fine...I don't drive because of my eyesight and I don't want to be henched."
They do not blink back<3 The unbroken stare is unnerving.
"I FAIL TO SEE WHAT QUALITY OF EYESIGHT HAS TO DO WITH THE DRIVING OF THE AUTOMOTIVE MOBILES."
For the low low price of [ZERO DOLLARS], you, too can have her be your sweet little kitty cat, paw gloves, ears, and tail and all.
"THIS FEELS TO BE AN UNWISE BUSINESS STRATEGY. CONSIDER INSTEAD: FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF BEING MY HENCHMAN AND OR GET AWAY DRIVER, I WILL KILL AND/OR OTHERWISE SEVERELY MAIM/INCONVENIENCE ONE (1) PERSON A YEAR IN YOUR NAME."
{i would love to try and get back into tumblr rp but im a bit lost on where to start!!:] if anyone would be ok w me throwing some random stuff at them please do lmk!!}
{IF ANYONE WAS CURIOUS!!:]!! this is the kinda stuff ive been up to!! a friend showed me this killer wiggly paint art and ive been using it pretty heavily in discord rp stuff. ITS BEEN TOTALLY KILLER I LOVE IT}
{YELLO}
"I dunno, I think having an itch you can't scratch, like, ever would be a pretty bad fate too."
The day that I wear crocs will be a cold, cold day in hell you absolute heathen.
