––––––– HIATUS.

professor utonium. est 2016 // independent & semi-selective. narrated by andy.

[accidentalprof]

listen . . . professor’s first name also begins with a b .

[accidentalprof]

#MY NERD IS BETTER THAN YOUR NERD

then why did you break my nerd award. i’m still holding a grudge

[accidentalprof]

Professor Utonium would be the kind of dad that gets sent Rick Astley and goes "Oh I love this song!"

‘ what’s wrong with never gonna give you up ? ’

[accidentalprof]

"HAPPY FATHER'S DAY I LOVE YOU."

          ‘ awww, thanks buttercup. i love you too. ’

[dkl-a]

[fathermal-deactivated20170802]

                    WHY WOULD I WANT YOU                     BRATS    TO    JOIN    ME    IN                     GLORIOUS ADULTHOOD ?

[cityoftownsville]

[fishncts-blog]

             well… then i’m sorry to admit that you might                not know your daughters as well as you think,                professor. villains?? that’s a tangly word.

[accidentalprof]

          i know enough to know they’re good girls.           .   .   .   .   .   well, well ––– you’re tangly.   

[rebelpuff-a]

▓ ;; ( @accidentalprof liked this.

          “professor, i made stake tacos for dinner!” she made them an hour ago, and told him an hour ago, but he’s been lost in the lab. what’s he working on? buttercup flies down the stairs to the lab, trying not to be freaked out that two of the lights are flickering, and there’s a spider’s web in the corner. professor must be really busy to ignore that. he hates spiders as much as she does. christ. “professor! i’ll drag you upstairs if i have to.” 

[accidentalprof]

        head turns to the mounted clock in reflex as the shouting from upstairs continues. he must have lost track of time as he always does –– if it weren’t for the girls, he would have forgotten to eat and starved himself to death already. a gruesome thought. yet food can’t come in the way of science, ‘ thank you, sweetie ! i just need five more minutes ––– or perhaps ten. ’

[mathprofessorquotes]

Who cares.

Physics Professor, answering a student’s question about how the answer came to be

[jojoisnomoa-blog]

“Right about now, assuming I get what I want. You don’t want to be the one to ruin my honest attempt to be a good person,                                                               do you, Dad?”

[accidentalprof]

         ‘ it depends on what you need. as long as        it’s not death-ray or a laser gun, i’m all ears.         –––– so, what do you want, jojo ? ’

[accidentalprof]

vxpergreen

professor i will actually commit cold blooded murder and get away with this. we know this. it’s happened.

[borntobemy-baby]

A new leaf ep.8

[accidentalprof]

vxpergreen

yes. yes it would hurt. her, probably, because i would murder her.

           now, now, buttercup. let’s not be so harsh            on  the  lady.  i’m sure she’s trying to start            anew.   america  isn’t  called  the  land  of            second chance for nothing. 

[fishncts-blog]

        or maybe that’s what they want you to think

[accidentalprof]

                  the girls ? they wouldn’t. i mean they’ve lied a                   couple of times, sure, but they were petty lies.                   my girls wouldn’t dare manipulate ; that’s what                   the villains do ! 

[accidentalprof]

vxpergreen

we’ve been down this road before

      i think she’s changed !  wouldn’t hurt to       give her a second chance now, would it ?

[fishncts-blog]

you let your daughter tell you what to do?

[accidentalprof]

     not always but sometimes they know the best