an accidental twilight blog

charliee / he/him / 25 been on this hellsite since 2012

[strawlessandbraless]

The supernatural fandom has officially lasted 5x longer than the confederacy. Know your history.

[livenshtuff]

I love young Shawn, I feel like he would do well on Tumblr. Especially advertising a psychic detective agency.

[sidlingmooselike]

"I asked ChatGPT"

Well I asked Shawn Spencer and he pressed his fingers to his temples and said he was getting a vision

[ebb-is-learning]

being anti ai is making me feel like in going insane. "you asked for thoughts about your characters backstory and i put it into chat gpt for ideas". studies have proven its making people dumber. "i asked ai to generate this meal plan". its causing water shortages where its data centers are built. "ill generate some pictures for the dnd campaign". its spreading misinformation. "meta, generate an image of this guy doing something stupid". its trained off stolen images, writing, video, audio. "i was talking with my snapchat ai-" theres no way to verify what its doing with the information it collects. "youtube is impletmenting ai based age verification". my work has an entire graphics media department and has still put ai generated motivational posters up everywhere. ai playlists. ai facial verification. google ai microsoft ai meta ai snapchat ai. everyone treats it as a novelty. every treats it as a mandatory part of life. am i the only one who sees it? am i paranoid? am i going insane? jesus fucking christ. if i have to hear one more "well at least-" "but it does-" "but you can-" im about to lose it. i shouldnt have to jump through hoops to avoid the evil machine. have you no principles? no goddamn spine? am i the weird one here?

[swarnpert]

whoever made that post that's like "depressed people aren't listening to sad music they're listening to wild ones by flo rida at 7 in the morning" has ruined my life. sitting in my car outside work right now feeling like shit emotionally but at least hollaback girl is playing on the radio

[swarnpert]

this shit is bananas.

[imawitchywitch]

Just in case!

[stoic-rose]

Here is a link to Pride Plans where you can get this stuff started.

[lizzibennet]

per anon’s request, i present to you THE best version of beatrice’s monologue in much ado about nothing. i thought about cropping this but decided this scene must be watched in its full glory

[baybelletrist]

BRILLIANT.

[userfish]

don't say "2010's music" and then play something from 2017-2019. that's not 2010's music to me. they're sonically so different from 2010-2016 to me

[userfish]

like. these are light years apart sonically.

[queenforthirteen]

“i asked chatgpt—”

well i asked the kind old friar and he told me to fake my death. immediately

[dreamqueenmab]

if I had a nickel for every time a friar told a heartbroken young woman to pretend to be dead to resolve a convoluted plot in a Shakespeare play, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice right?

[freakoutgirl]

"you have to be your first priority" idk man it depends

[freakoutgirl]

I think priorities are always shifting because different situations have different needs. Sometimes you have to be a little selfless, sometimes you have to put yourself first. It dependssss

[freakoutgirl]

Also your first priority should always be blogging

[milfsisyphus]

“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.

[blackpyrefly]

sharks every time theres a cataclysmic extinction event: damn thats crazy. anyway

[in-love-with-my-bed]

Good thing I’m so smooth

[transmechanicus]

[halorvic]

[reebmiester]

[dawn4ngel]

[bbcwhereareyou]

[punchholesinthesky]

[gayday-inactive]

do u have a vibrator in ur pants or is ur penis just so scared

[nealashitposts]

A year or so ago I went to wood carving club with a bruised eye from my dog slamming his nose into my eyesocket and like every old lady there pulled me aside at some point to ask if my partner hit me here are some of the solutions they had in case he did.

-Replacing his vitimens with poision

- getting her brother to invite him out onto his boat and then killing him and dumping him in the ocean and saying he got drunk and fell off.

- get tboned with him in the passenger seat and then once he was in the hospital theres all kinds of easy ways to kill him like not washing my hands after a poop and then touching his wound casually.

-replacing his drink of choice with moonshine!?

- take him on a hike thats locally notorious for a rapid otter attacking hikers and once he had rabies I could just kill him any ol way and say self defense.

-One lady just cheerfully informed me she had a gun and only a few years left anyway

[kermitlesbian]

when I was in high school my dad was speeding like crazy because I was running late to my job at the cemetery. and the cop who pulled him over gave him three whole tickets because who the hell goes 95 in a 25??? but then, when my dad went to court the cop didn’t show, and so the judge looked over at the charges and just couldn’t believe it. he thought the cop must’ve been so racist that he made it up because who the hell goes 95 in a 25? so my dad got all 3 tickets dismissed bc of racism. that he didn’t even experience because he was in fact going 95 in a 25.

[kermitlesbian]

to clarify. my dad used to be a cab driver in ny and he also grew up in india so he just drives like a dickhead.

[davidfosterwallaceandgromit]

oh buddy it’s only monday monday