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weloveshortvideos

There are two types of men in this world

penthesilea1623

zombienicholas

I hit reblog so fast.

fantasticfiguero

Please reblog this it took me an hour to make.

firelise

I was gonna gif this, but honestly nothing can capture this level of high quality entertainment GOD

conan-doyles-carnations

It really amuses me when people take Dorian Gray quotes out of context to make them seem cute and uplifting and inspirational when nine times out of ten they’re actually Lord Henry manipulating Dorian further down the path of destruction

Basil: don't corrupt dorian

Henry: Read ✔️ 11:42 AM

conan-doyles-carnations

It really amuses me when people take Dorian Gray quotes out of context to make them seem cute and uplifting and inspirational when nine times out of ten they’re actually Lord Henry manipulating Dorian further down the path of destruction

what she says: I'm fine

what she means: why is Dorian Gray never played by people with blond hair? why is Dorian always depicted as all pale and dark? oscar literally describes his hair as gold like two seconds after we meet him. directors apparently feel like they have to make Dorian look dark dangerous and brooding, but he's not supposed to look dark and dangerous and brooding. That's the whole point. No one ever suspects him because he looks like an innocent little cherub with golden curls and rosy cheeks. His physical appearance is described with terms that Western literary tradition, during the nineteenth century in particular, associated with goodness and godliness, and this is intentionally juxtaposed with the blackness of his soul. If you intentionally play him as someone who looks like a Byronic hero, much of the symbolism of his character is lost, right?

great-pan-is-dead

10 Alternative Titles for The Picture of Dorian Gray:

• 101 Times Lord Henry Should Have Shut His Cynical Whore Mouth • I Kissed a Boy, and More Embarrassingly, My Own Portrait, and I Liked It • I’m a Murderer, but Everything is Perspective • Although I’m a Complete Wanker, I Am Infact a Victim of Suggestion Under the Influence of Another Complete Wanker • Narcissism and Consequences • If You’re Not Young and Pretty You May as Well Just Die • Personalities Don’t Seem So Ugly When Surrounded With Beautiful Things • Selling Your Soul for a Picture Probably Isn’t Worth It • Being Philosophical and Being Intelligent are Not Always the Same Things • It’s Okay to be Gay As Long As You Get Rid of the Body

Albus: (phone starts ringing)

James: (looks at who is calling)

James: (laughs) You still call our dad 'Daddy'?

Albus: (answers call and makes direct eye contact with James)

Albus: Hey, Scorpius

James: (chokes on drink)

charlieggsyeggs

So my friend gave me a bath bomb for christmas and I finally used it last weekend and so I was going to take before and after pictures like everyone’s been doing on tumblr

Then I dropped it in the water and

MIKE WAZOWSKI WAS INSIDE THE BATH BOMB

heart-of-the-morningstar

PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME

kupola

I wanted Viggo to win

drogons

Penny Dreadful + Cinnamon Roll Meme

for my beautiful cinnamon roll @kimtotes

someone: *quotes oscar wilde*

me: DID YOU KNOW that oscar wilde used to decorate his room in college with feathers and flowers and everyone thought he was really weird but oddly popular and he was also really gay and he had two men fighting about him and the picture of dorian gray was actually TOO GAY for the public so he had to rewrite it and he cried when he had to cut his hair short in prison and -