didn't i tell you i was a savage ( ?? )

your number one source for these wankers from hogwarts. you aren't sipping from concentrate. part of v: fight for glory.

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No one cares for your gossip, just go away.

     “Yet you’re reading it, so you do care. Contradiction is a bitch.”

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Bellamy's not the only one who can have threesomes I spy something blooming between Izzy, Simon and Clary

“Honestly truly, I believe that. Isabelle is known for being a very bad girl and she can get her way around students. Where Is Alec to be a big brother? I’m not so sure that Simon can handle two girls at once. He looks like he’s Captain of the Virgins. Word on the halls is that he has a crush on Clary. Is there a love triangle alert? Guess we’ll see if it turns out to be Vampire Diaries style convoluted.”

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Diana Prince. Guardian Angel or Octavia's new stalker?

“I would say a little bit of both. She has her best interests in mind but she needs to not do it in a way that seems like a creeper. Who chases someone down like that? Ew, pushy mother of the year award should go to her.”

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Rumor has it there's an engagement on the cards. One crazy couple looks like they're planning on running away from it all.

“Who in there right mind gets engaged at this age? Yeah, yeah sure seventeen means you’re of age but I can’t see anyone being tied down. Unless of course it’s a marriage of convenience. Plus which one of the guys are really marriage material? Hint: it’s not Bellamy.”

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Looks like one of the girls has been caught rushing off to the bathrooms in the early hours of the morning, could this be signs of morning sickness? Maybe that pregnancy test wasn't a hoax.

 “We already know who that is. None other than Tatiana Lightwood. I wonder if Charles might be the father considering he’s always around her. Black magic and baby making go hand in hand, no?” 

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At the anon that was at my inbox, thank you for noticing them. When I see a typo I’m actually quick to spot it ( so I’m not sure if you see that I’ve fixed them or not. ) My laptop sometimes can’t handle that I type fast but I’ll make sure to triple check before posting. Thank you.

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Those Salvatore brothers are hot as hell

“About as hot as Hogwarts students can get. It’s nice to know the gene pool is strong with that. If ladies want some nice eye candy, hit them up. Although, Izzy has already repeatedly hit one of them up.”

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"Because we're all horny teenagers, so how good can we really be? That's why I prefer to be done with teenage boys, but desperate times..."

“There can still be guys that are good. I’ve been proven wrong before. So now I feel like you’re hiding something. Whatever, Lydia I’ll find out your secret sooner or later.”

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I wonder since Lydia and Bellamy are fucking on the regular that they're both off the market

“Don’t get it twisted. Do you know what it means to use someone for sex? It means you only see each other as sex partners. No feelings involved. Do you know what means when Bellamy’s got his dicktrest invovled?  It is what it is. Please go to your nearest dictionary and read the entry: friends with benefits. Goodbye! “

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"It's alright."

“There you have it. Spoken from one of the few people Bellamy has shagged. Sex with Bellamy is probably over hyped. My only question is why do you keep going back to him if it’s just all right? If it was all right you wouldn’t be shagging him still.”

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What's your take on student/teacher relations?

“ It’s like your fifteen minutes of fame, it’s in and then I’m going to sleep on the bed at the infirmary. Are there any professors that aren’t horn dogs? I’d like some cute teacher and teacher relations, but I love a good scandal. So hop on that dick or stick it in that vagina, someone might be fired and I’ll have the popcorn to munch on.”

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Word has it, someone's paying Ravenclaws to do their homework. Isn't that so last year?

“You’d think people would learn from last year, but apparently not. If you’re that desperate you might have to pay others to do your work for you. They might be the one doing all the work but who’s getting the galleons at end? Not them. You might want to step up your game up when OWLS come around.”

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I heard strange noises coming from the classroom Anna Johnson was in with Kol Mikaelson.

“Guess, little Anna beat everyone to it. Quite literally. So Anna was it good? I guess there’s a thing about shaping young minds to Kol that means bend me over your desk and fuck me.”

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Stiles is one lucky girl to have bagged herself a veela. I would bang jace if i could

“Sure if you consider being cheated on and having trust issues to be lucky, get at him. Just cause you’re extra pretty doesn’t mean that you’ll get your way. I wouldn’t want to date Jace since he’s only got his dick’s interest in mind. Dicktrest. Now run and along and stop talking about these two. There’s other people who are more gossip worthy because I’m about hit the snooze button with these two.”

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Anyone heard about Tatiana and Charles' new 'friendship?' There's definitely more to it than him just giving a bit of homework help, why else would a foreign teacher of magical weaponry be interested in helping with potions?

“I certainly did. It’s definitely more than homework. I bet it has something to do with her dabbling in dark magic with extra interest. It seems like Raven has some competition on who’s going to shag their professor first. But hey, Charles continue to like them young.”

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"Have you heard the rumor? I'm a /master/ with my tongue. Figured you'd wanna find out how to do the ABC's without words."

“If Lydia cares to share then I would talk about it, but she hasn’t said a word. Silly, silly boy now I’m starting to think you want to sleep with me. I’m not available to you or your tongue. You can't handle someone like me. Keep on playing your dick games. I'll be sure to tell it all.”

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Jasper Jordan always makes the ladies SCREAM. Trust me.

“No, I don’t. Stop trying to prove that you’re good in bed and leave it to the experts. When you actually shag someone, maybe I’ll throw you a dick parade. Then again, I highly doubt that. Didn’t you make Lyra scream? And for all the wrong reasons too.”