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18 | Sagittarius ♐

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James and Sirius: *changing for Quidditch practice in the dorm*

James: hey S-

Sirius: *has scratch marks on his back*

James: S-Sirius?

Sirius: yeah?

James: I know you’re shagging Moony...but-

Sirius: hm?

James: well it’s just that I thought you were...I can't really imagine Remus being...you know...

Sirius: Oh yeah, Remus tops, he just likes scratching me to bits

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Remus: If you want to be called a good boy, you have to be a good boy.

Sirius, a brat:

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the three genders are literally princess (james), slut (sirius), loser (remus)

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a hug from remus lupin would cure me

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Remus Lupin, wearing only a towel around his waist: Sirius, could you throw me that shirt?

Sirius Black, very much speaking to Remus’ abs: yeah, here you gay- I mean go, I said go-

James, mimicking a newscaster: Sirius Black had never wanted to be railed so bad in his life. More at six.

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Once Upon a Time as Textposts

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Remus and Sirius: *staring at each other*

Sirius: *bites his lip, looks down and then back at Remus again*

Remus: *smirks and winks*

James: three … two … one …

Peter: aaand they’re kissing…

James: yeah- oh and now they’re gathering their stuff

Peter: aaand they’re off to the dorms

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i’m not in the marauders fandom but the person im dating loves atyd and made me read it (yes, i read a 500 000+ words fanfic for them. ik im a simp, shut up.) so i wanted to draw some fanart for them.

so yeah anyways, enjoy my take on wolfstar.

click for better quality!

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It’s fucking beautiful

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James: *decorating for Halloween* it’s going to be jumping out of the hat

Sirius: you gonna put some blood on it. Maybe dangle an eyeball?

James: who hurt you?

Sirius:

James: I’m kidding

James: I know it's Walburga and Orion

James: anyway. I gotta go get my costume

Sirius:...

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James: look the other way, your shoving the bad side of your face

Sirius: I have a bad side?

James: yeah the right

Remus: no it's the left

James: Moony, it's definitely the right, I mean, look at it

Remus: it’s definitely the left, why do you think I chose my side of the bed?

Sirius:

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James and Sirius after getting into trouble: Remus, we hadn’t had any lunch yet

Remus: neither have half the kids in Africa

Remus: stop yapping and get back to work

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Peter: blind Side was the black kid who played tight end

Remus: offensive line

Peter: sorry, African American kid

The rest of the marauders:

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Walburga: you put egg on my blouse, I kill what you love!

Sirius hiding in a closet: psycho

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Sirius: in legally blond, Elle won her case because she was true to herself and dressed cute

Lily: Sirius this is real life, not an excellent movie

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The Lupins and Sirius on a trip after Wolfstar told them they were dating.

Lyall: I was wondering if we could have a little chat

Sirius: oh you want me to go home?

Lyall: No. It’s the opposite of that

Sirius: I want you to go home?

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Sirius: don’t dork up our room

Regulus: don’t slut up your school

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Lily: I get to stay home and plan the death of Dora the explorer

Lily: Fill her backpack with bricks and throw her into the candy cane river

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Remus: why don’t you give him a haircut? I’ll run to the shop with Lily

Sirius: I guess I could. I do Remus. Why couldn’t I do you?

The guy: You...can do me

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Remus: it’s so exhausting

Remus: waiting for death

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James: See? Unisex

Sirius: maybe YOU need sex. I just had it a few days ago

James: no, Sirius, U-N-I-sex

Sirius: I wouldn’t say no to that

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Lily: you’re not exactly the king of mature relationships

James: fair enough. But I would argue that I’m like a beautiful angel of love who has trouble finding love for himself

James: admit that you would not see that movie

Lily: I would

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Remus: What’s the difference between a gamete and a zygote?

James, glancing at Sirius and Peter: Don’t fall for it, guys

James: he’s just making up words

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Sirius: I’m homo sapiens

James: That means you like blokes, right?

Sirius: Yeah, I heard that in muggle studies

Sirius: and you’re a heterochromia

James: cool!

Remus, almost in tears: Stop talking, please, I’m actually begging you!

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Remus: what do you got in there? Magazines, Doritos...

Remus: Condoms?

Sirius: You don’t know how long we’re going to be in here! We may have to repopulate the earth!

Remus: first of all; we’re gay

Remus: second of all; you think condoms are the way to do that?

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Remus: I am not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Lily: 😐

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Sirius during his fourth year: I tried to talk to Regulus and his friends

Sirius: but it’s like trying.to be friends with an evil snail

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Lily: don’t forget the muggle phrase I taught you

James: peppety poppety, give me the zoppety

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James: so you kissed. Then what happened?

Sirius: I ran here to tell you guys

Lily: so Renus’ waiting over there for you?

Sirius: *sprints out of the room*

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Sirius: would you like to have dinner some night?

Remus: I like to have dinner every night

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Spoilers for The Witcher season 2!!!

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In episode 4 when Yennefer and Jaskier are talking, Jaskier says that “and sooner or later, they will come for everyone. Anyone that they deem the “other,” so...eventually no artist is safe”

What does he mean by “other”? There have been articles written where people debate Jaskiers sexuality and his heartbreak over what Geralt said to him and the song that he sings seem/sound oddly like they’re coming from someone who has just had a breakup and is trying to get over it.

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Remus: *exists*

Sirius: *simps*

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Honestly, same

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I am so jealous of people who got to experience the Harry Potter books for the first time without having any idea what was going to happen, without knowing who was good and who evil. People who got to feel surprised and happy and sad without having any idea of what was to come.

I can remember reading the books and feeling nothing. I had watched the movies when I was a kid and I knew what was happening, but at that time I had no connection to the movies and books. And when I got older I decided to read the books and I fell in love with the world and the characters. I know what it’s like to different, to feel left out and to be abused and these characters and their stories gave me comfort beyond anything. But I stll never got to experience the feeling of finding out the truth about Sirius or the rush of the final battle since they had all been told to me by my friends.

I still love the books and movies and I will for the rest of my life. This fandom has given me so much and made me feel like a part of something. And I would like to thank you all for that

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I have watched the new spiderman trailer for a million times and I have been wondering:

-Is Stephen Strange actually Stephen Strange? He acts so weirdly, the whole time he has been like; we cannot change timelines, it’s wrong and he’s the sorcerer supreme, so he knows what will happen if you change the timeline. We now know that Wanda can create an infinity stone and she also creates real people (Vision, Billy, and Tommy) so it wouldn’t be out of the realm of possibility that she has created a “clone” of Stephen. Stephen is also going to be getting a second film (the multiverse of madness) in which Wanda is rumored to be in (I’m not sure if it’s been confirmed) and you might be asking why Wanda would do something like that? Well, she’s not doing that well right now and could be searching for ways to get Vision back. There’s also the possibility that she has taken Stephen under her control, just like she did to the people of Westview.

Maybe in the next movie, the real Stephen is going to be trying to fix everything if they don't manage to do it by the end of no way home.

So the ideas I have simplified:

-Stephen is not the real Stephen or he’s under Wanda’s control.

-Wanda is doing this to get Vision back

-They could be fixing this is the next Doctor Strange movie

-Stephen wouldn’t do this, especially if it’s not a threat to the universe. He knows what would happen.

-Wanda can create an infinity stone, so it’s not like the fake Stephen wouldn’t have one

I know the trailer doesn't give that much information, but from what I gathered, it could be the case.

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Imagine Harry going through the photo album Hagrid gave him after the war and just flipping through the pictures that he hasn’t paid attention to before. Most of them are of his parents. But there are a few pages filled with pictures of Sirius and Remus, some of them taked during their Hogwarts years, a few during the war and then there are the ones taken at Lily and James’ wedding. In one of them, they’re dancing, the (wizard) picture showing Remus dipping Sirius down, their foreheads against each other, smiles on their lips, still young and happy. They look nothing like the people Harry had known, tired and grey, skin full of scars and postures crooked and exhausted.

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I was just thinking:

In the Hobbit, there’s this scene where Gamdalf says the following: ”she left you a son. Tell me, what would she have you value more?” I think that Legolas looks more like hus mother, even if we don’t ever see her.

In Castlevania, I think it’s a very similar thing, Adrian looks exactly like his mother and I’m pretty sure that she just wanted Dracula to take care of their son and let the humans be.

The difference is that Thranduil actually learns that, but Dracula doesn’t, he pursues this crazy suicide mission and imprisoned his son u der a city to keep him out of the way. He only realises that his son matters more before he dies, but by that point it’s already too late.