🐛Even A Worm Will Turn🐛

Sit back, recover, reload your slime, heal. Luke - he / him - chronic post liker.

[theehorsepusssy]

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

[pangeasoftware]

Bros lets make summer an unforgettable ero guro adventure together

[3000s]

there used to be a store called wet seal

[nise3kawan]

[hotvampireadjacent]

tsuchinoko real

[rainesage]

tsuchinoko real

[oppa-homeless-style]

tsuchinoko real

[trans-ralsei]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

scrolling past furry art is like, the top part is a really cool drawing of a wolf on a motorcycle wearing a highly detailed leather jacket, but then you scroll down a little and his giant cock is hanging out for no reason

[aflo]

there's a reason

[aurpiment]

New hairstyle “monkhawk” which is like the tonsure of a medieval European monk gelled to stick straight up forming a basket-like shape

[memorycycle]

dont worry everyone i will save us all at some point

[goldenmotive]

do you guys think batman could beat contessa 🤔

[goldenmotive]

like what if he had time to get ready first

[goldenmotive]

do you guys think batman could beat contessa 🤔

[7l7l7l7l7l7l7l7]

yall ever miss your own energy?? like damn wtf happened to me??

[zie1]

your fantastical contraption is sooooooo grounded in realism, not a hint of fantasy in it!! I bet all you use steam for is to cook clams (devastating insult in steampunk world)

I've seen the clattering clog you carelessly call a cooking contraption and it causes me constant consternation at the cacophonous clatter of crashing and crunching cogs crushing clams into so much crud that not even the canniest cads and cooks in the country could create a conducive clam chowder from the clam curd that cludges out. You cur.

[thesternest]

Ok now try saying something that starts with all v's

[zie1]

Verily, though this villain vies to vex this vixen, my vim and vigor will ever vie for victory and vindication against your viral and venal ways. Vociferously, I insist that you will view my vicious and violent vengeance at my volition. V for Vendetta will be viewable in theaters very soon for the anniversary, but I must vouch that though I value the valor and veracity of the film, it may not vindicate as strongly when no virtuous vaudevillian e-viscerates certain various vermin in real life.

[bewbin]

the demon who whispers dark atrocities into my ear as i sleep has stopped doing that so i asked him whats up then he told me how he was burnt out doing the same thing over and over again. I tell him just do something new like maybe whisper Wikipedia articles in my ear or something so now hes really jazzed and im subconsciously learning so much about lumber and lumber treatment

[zyzoda]

if i was in a band id probably call it troglodyke...

[goldenmotive]

[victoriadallonfan]

With the heat and glare of the sun this July… The one thing I sympathize with Amy is wearing a hood all day.

Her pale ass probably blisters in the sun, while Victoria can get a nice tan without a sunburn thanks to her forcefield 😭

Powers aren’t fair…

Actually Sundancer is even worse!!! She can literally always enjoy a nice summer day

I hate her

[victoriadallonfan]

Down with the bourgeoise (people with powers that make them immune to sunburns)

[str-ngeloop]

it's called the whether because it depends

[goldenmotive]

Have you started saying "luke" instead of "like" now. What other words will you replace

hmmmm when u give me lots of money we can say its lukecrative