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they-were-a-skater-gay

Diversity win! The man who killed your father has six fingers on his left hand

valtsv

jesse we have to unleash the plague of locusts

valtsv

motherfucker-unlimited

Personally I'd like to see WOMAN-made horrors beyond my comprehension #feminism

freakonakaleesh

it's so sad that jeff bezos burned up upon re-entry over sugonda

freakonakaleesh

who the hell is jeff bezos

freakonakaleesh

sugondese nuts

holly-rose12

Forget to switch accounts???

freakonakaleesh

thesnadger

Today I found out that Mountain Goats aren’t goats and it completely blew my mind.

thesnadger

By which I mean I learned mountain goats, the actual animal, aren’t true goats but a different, closely related creature. I’ve known that the band The Mountain Goats wasn’t formed by goats for over six months.

startrekdeepspacenine

i want you all to know that there’s a breed of draft mules called the American Mammoth Jackass and they are Large Boys

arcanemagicuser

mother Fucker unlimited

silverhawk

the differences between crocodiles and alligators in case u were not aware

@dholes

Both are friends.

@rashkah

But how about gharial and caiman?

cry-olophosaurus

here comes the rest of the family

drawingwithdinosaurs

The gang’s all here

acoldghostlypresence

martincart

@bouncyenvos

dark-soul9

do u ever miss your own energy. like damn what happened to me

netherworldpost

Because I will never be able to eat lava… (I pause to look pleadingly at a volcanologist, they sternly, subtly shake their head no. It is clear this is an old, ongoing argument.) …. my prevailing theory is it has a texture of very thick honey.

YOU FORGOT THE BEST PART

princesshamlet-deactivated20210

frottinq

imagine if instead of kpop it was rpop and it's from russia and you had girls all over Twitter being like "stream Я какала в штаны" and posting pictures like this and being like "OMG Ivonovativich looks so CUTE"

valtsv

it fucks me up that tolkien only died in 1973. dude has the vibe of a victorian scholar who wrote all his manuscripts by candlelight but then you look him up and realise that he knew what color tv was. what the fuck.

tiwaztyrsfist

Tolkien had personal beef with the Beatles

solepunk

He actively encouraged Led Zeppelin to write songs based on the LOTR series and considered it an honor

sillymarillion-comics

luccorvus

When the current queen of Denmark was young, she made illustrations for his books and sent them to him under a pseudonym. He liked them and they were printed in the Danish version of the book.