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they-were-a-skater-gay

Diversity win! The man who killed your father has six fingers on his left hand

valtsv

jesse we have to unleash the plague of locusts

valtsv

motherfucker-unlimited

Personally I'd like to see WOMAN-made horrors beyond my comprehension #feminism

freakonakaleesh

it's so sad that jeff bezos burned up upon re-entry over sugonda

freakonakaleesh

who the hell is jeff bezos

freakonakaleesh

sugondese nuts

holly-rose12

Forget to switch accounts???

freakonakaleesh

thesnadger

Today I found out that Mountain Goats aren’t goats and it completely blew my mind.

thesnadger

By which I mean I learned mountain goats, the actual animal, aren’t true goats but a different, closely related creature. I’ve known that the band The Mountain Goats wasn’t formed by goats for over six months.

startrekdeepspacenine

i want you all to know that there’s a breed of draft mules called the American Mammoth Jackass and they are Large Boys

arcanemagicuser

mother Fucker unlimited

silverhawk

the differences between crocodiles and alligators in case u were not aware

@dholes

Both are friends.

@rashkah

But how about gharial and caiman?

cry-olophosaurus

here comes the rest of the family

drawingwithdinosaurs

The gang’s all here

acoldghostlypresence

martincart

@bouncyenvos

dark-soul9

do u ever miss your own energy. like damn what happened to me

netherworldpost

Because I will never be able to eat lava… (I pause to look pleadingly at a volcanologist, they sternly, subtly shake their head no. It is clear this is an old, ongoing argument.) …. my prevailing theory is it has a texture of very thick honey.

YOU FORGOT THE BEST PART

princesshamlet-deactivated20210

frottinq

imagine if instead of kpop it was rpop and it's from russia and you had girls all over Twitter being like "stream Я какала в штаны" and posting pictures like this and being like "OMG Ivonovativich looks so CUTE"

valtsv

it fucks me up that tolkien only died in 1973. dude has the vibe of a victorian scholar who wrote all his manuscripts by candlelight but then you look him up and realise that he knew what color tv was. what the fuck.

sapphic-dreams-and-ashes

Tolkien had personal beef with the Beatles

solepunk

He actively encouraged Led Zeppelin to write songs based on the LOTR series and considered it an honor

sillymarillion-comics

luccorvus

When the current queen of Denmark was young, she made illustrations for his books and sent them to him under a pseudonym. He liked them and they were printed in the Danish version of the book.