i'll slow your machine right down

model citizen, zero discipline

[parakavka]

(via 黒柴　こまち on X: “メイク中全く退ける気がない https://t.co/9s6hiztTWc” / X)

[himynameisemail]

[mosertone]

Torsos made out of driftwood by Nagato Iwasaki. (2014)

[supermariomamafucker]

I FOUND THIS VINE AGAIN

[nalgenebottle-deactivated201706]

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

[mutant-distraction]

Juvenile Guineafowl Pufferfish is found in the warm waters of the Indo-Pacific. This tiny fish uses its vibrant pattern to stay safe and confuse predators.

📸: Alex Permiakov

credit: 1 Minute Animals

[curatorofthisdigitalmorass]

"Village Church with Flying Saucer" - Art by Mark Bryan

[himynameisemail]

[coughloop]

Sorry man I didn't know

[straycatj]

mr j do you own any hats

Yes, I have an ordinary hat ...

[postdespair]

[sacred-portal]

[foodonmydog]

White pizza with Bacon, Spinach, Tomato and Ricotta. 

[stickyfrogs]

Politely Waiting for Dinner with Beverley and Trevor!

[redlipstickresurrected]

Karin Hosono aka かりん 細野 (Japanese, b. 2002, Sagamihara City, Kanagawa Prefecture, Japan) - Arakawa かぜ (Cold), Paintings: Oil on Canvas

[amnhnyc]

The plains spadefoot (Spea bombifrons) is toadally cute. But did you know that this stout amphibian, which inhabits arid regions of western North America, is an “explosive” breeder? Hundreds of individuals gather en masse to mate. Afterwards, females can lay as many as 2,000 eggs! These eggs might hatch in as few as two days, and the resulting tadpoles can develop rapidly, sometimes maturing in just 13 days. This species reproduces after warm heavy rains.

Photo: Andrew DuBois, CC BY-NC 2.0, flickr

[guidancerune]

scam texts aren't even trying any more. i have to pay my taxes? at latina fiesta dot co???

[sacred-portal]