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Gwen: French pigs be like "Oinque"

Pavitr: Japanese pigs be like "Oinkú"

Hobie: American pigs be like "STOP RESISTING!"

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Pavitr: It's Christmas! You all know what that means?

Miles: Everyone's gonna try to kill each other at the dinner table

Gwen: The sweet release of death

Hobie: The only thing I'm gettin' from Santa is coal

Pavitr: I was going to say "ugly sweater competition" but, you know what? We're going to therapy instead...

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*In a meeting*

Miguel: And that concludes our battle plan!

Miguel: Now, let's see how much you guys were paying attention

*Kahoot music starts playing*

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Peter B: I am the wisest person in this group

Miles: Is your hand stuck in a vending machine?

Peter B: I paid for my Oreo's, I am getting my Oreo's!

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Miles: My parents and I decided never to go to sleep angry at each other

Miles: We've been awake since Friday...

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Miles: My friends developed an inside joke while I wasn't there so I will be taking each of them to court individually and suing for intense psychological abuse

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I'm surprised there's no /very few HC's of Hobie volunteering at FEAST (or whatever his dimension's version of it would be)

I think Hobie would DEFINITELY volunteer at a homeless shelter

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Miguel: If someone is standing in front of me in line at the coffee shop and can't decide what they want in the half hour it took to get to the register, I should be allowed to kill them

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Pavitr: I've never seen snow, someone describe it to me

Hobie: Smells like water

Pavitr: It's like I'm there

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Miguel: The next person to say “mood” or “same” or “me” after I make a threat will be thrown out of the window onto the solid concrete

Hobie: Mood

Gwen: Same

Miles: Me

#(I know the threat's lousey since they're all Spider people and could just “thwip” to safety but #across the spiderverse #spiderverse #spiderman #spiderverse incorrect quotes #miguel o'hara #hobie brown #gwen stacy #miles morales

Pavitr: I have weird survival instincts. I see a wolf. Do I know intimately all the ways it can kill me? Yes. Do I want to give it belly rubs and snoot boops? Also yes

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Hobie: So you’ve never read the newspaper?

Miles: Nope

Hobie: Not even the comics? Like... Peanuts. You’ve never read Peanuts?

Miles: No, I don’t think so

Hobie: Are you serious? You’ve never read Peanuts?

Miles: Uh huh, never

[one hour later]

Hobie, holding a football while Miles prepares to run at it: Go ahead. I promise I’ll hold it.