Blood and Thunder!

Independent FE:A Noire roleplay blog . Multi-ship, Multi-verse, and Nsfw-Friendly.

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☢ Zombie Apocalypse AU

♔ Royalty AU

♥ Arranged Marriage AU

✍ Highschool AU

☎ Roommates AU

☠ Hospital AU

♨ Cafe AU

❀ Flower Shop AU

♠ Vampires AU

♦ Werewolves AU

♢ Werecats AU

๑ Mermaids AU

☼ Models AU

☾ Actors AU

★ Olympic AU

♬ Musicians AU

✄ Androids AU

ღ First Date AU

◔ Superhero AU

◕ Supervillain 

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Child!AU: Our characters suddenly find themselves responsible for an infant and attempt to look after it until they can find who the child belongs to with little luck

Coffee Shop!AU: One of our characters works in a coffee shop and the other has a crush on them. They come in all the time for coffee even though they don’t drink it. One day they are approached by their crush and they get talking.

College!AU: Our characters meet while attending university and end up sharing a dorm room. Awkwardness ensues after a drunk one night stand after a night of partying

Criminal!AU: Our characters are criminals on the run from the police, doing whatever they can to remain free. They take on various disguises and aliases as they travel from country to country. (Can involve multiple FCs)

Haunted!AU: One of our characters dies and comes back to visit the other, they cannot pass over until they’ve told the other person their feelings for them, which they cannot bring themselves to do. In the meantime the other person begins to fall in love with the ghost.

Highschool!AU: Our characters attend high school together and hate each other. They avoid each other at all costs until they end up in detention together or are forced to work on a project together. They begin to become friends although neither of them will admit it.

Hostage!AU: One of our characters is a criminal, that takes refuge in the other characters house, essentially keeping them hostage. The hostage begins to develop feelings for their capture and helps them evade the police.

Magic!AU: One of our characters gains magical powers but has no idea how to control them. With the other characters help they try to figure out how to use them correctly but not without some mishaps along the way.

Possessed!AU: One of our characters is possessed by a demon and the other must figure out a way of saving them before its too late.

Road Trip!AU; Our characters go on a road trip, there’s a lot of laughter and fun and sightseeing and also a lot of trouble along the way.

Royalty!AU: One of our characters is royalty and the other is their servant. The servant has feelings for the Royalty but knows nothing can happen as they (Royalty) are engaged to marry and it is frowned upon. Little do they know that their feelings are returned.

Sanatorium!AU: One of our characters is a long time resident in a sanatorium and the other is the new staff member assigned to care for them.

Serial Killer!AU: Our characters are a pair of serial killers who have teamed up and began a killing spree, targeting the weak and vulnerable.

Vegas!AU: Our characters, who have never met, unintentionally get married after a drunk night in Vegas. They wake up the next morning and attempt to get a divorce but have to wait a week. In this week they begin to get to know each other and fall in love.

Victim!AU: One of our characters is a victim of a terrible crime and is found by the other character, who tries to help them through there ordeal but falls in love with them along the way.

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Send kissed! and my character will react to receiving this type of kiss from yours… (some NSFW apply!)

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[theprincessbard]

Lost my marbles

Muse A has spent most of their life in a mental asylum, however big business means the institute has been purchased for the land and closed down. Muse A finds themselves with nowhere else to go and ends up living on the streets. Muse B is in law enforcement and is called to a disturbance of the peace where Muse A is reciting nursery rhymes and trying to find their lost friend.

Muse B tries to help Muse A, they manage to get close to them and talk to them, finding a very frightened and confused person. The lost friend turns out to be a childhood toy, a teddy bear, lost when the asylum was closed, a teddy bear that happens to share Muse B’s name. Another officer scares Muse A who manages to make an escape.

Muse B can’t stop thinking about Muse A over the following days, imagining them out there alone and scared. Muse B decides they need to track down Muse A and help them, in any way they can. 

Twist: Past life plot, Muse A being from Bedlam Asylum

More plots

[accursed-archer]

a masterlist of prompts and sentence starters

[ SEND A SYMBOL FOR A DRABBLE ABOUT OUR MUSES ]

☂: our muses get caught in the rain outside without an umbrella

★: our muses stargaze together

✈: your muse is going away for a time and says goodbye to my muse or vice versa

❤: one of our muses says the first "i love you" to the other

✿: your muse asks my muse to dance with them or vice versa

☤: my muse visits your muse at the hospital

☢: your muse tells my muse that they need to break up

☯: our muses have their first kiss

❅: our muses have a snowball fight

☠: my muse visits your muse's grave

▲: how our muses first met

➳: how one of our muses asked the other on a first date

✌: our muses' wedding

⌚: my muse proposes to your muse or vice versa

[ SEND ONE OF THE FOLLOWING SENTENCES FOR MY MUSE'S RESPONSE ]

"Please don't leave me."

"I don't want to lose you, okay?"

"Because I love you!"

"And I thought I could trust you."

"I can't believe you forgot."

"What did you do this time?"

"We're going to get caught!"

"Kiss me."

"I'm sorry, I screwed up."

"I might be drunk."

"You look beautiful."

"That smirk is annoyingly hard to ignore."

"Stop staring at me!"

"Please go away, you can't see me like this."

"Come on, dance with me."

"I need you. I need us."

"You can't just lead me on like that!"

"I can't do this anymore."

"Oh, I'm nothing special."

"Just don't forget me, okay?"

"You have to let me go."

"We'll get through this together."

"You're not alone, you know."

"Shut up! I hate you!"

"I wish this could last forever."

"Maybe I was right in thinking that I should never have even fallen in love with you."

"What would the world be like without you?"

"Why do you like me so much?"

"Are you okay?"

"Shit, what did I do?"

[ SEND A TEXT FOR MY MUSE'S RESPONSE ]

[text]: Fuck you.

[text]: Where are you?

[text]: I'm sick.

[text]: I love you.

[text]: I wish I could be with you right now.

[text]: I'm at your door.

[text]: Is that all you care about?

[text]: Please stop talking about her/him.

[text]: Just come over, watch a movie, and cuddle with me.

[text]: Don't even start.

[text]: Is that all I am to you?

[text]: Help me.

[text]: Wait, what happened?

[text]: I can't go to sleep because you're on my mind.

[text]: I miss you.

[text]: Good night.

[text]: Stop leaving me voicemails, I'm not going to forgive you.

[text]: Tell me you didn't forget.

[text]: I've had such a bad day.

[text]: Don't talk to me ever again.

[text]: I have nothing if I don't have you.

[text]: After all we've been through, you can't leave me... please.

[text]: Breaking up over a text? You've stooped that low?

[text]: Can you stop ignoring me for a second?

[text]: Sometimes I worry that you won't know how much I love you.

[tagfer]

[accursed-archer]

M!A Master Post

M!A list - Tests

The perv-test: Muse have x-ray vision for 5 days but don't know that every time they violates someone with their new gift, what they see will be showed to that person when the M!A is over.

Control: Muse can control other people's actions without theim knowing for 3 days, but don't know that when the M!A is over the controlled people will find out what Muse made them do. Then the Muse have to do anything they say for 3 days.

Temptation: For the next 3 days, the Muse will be haunted by a hooded figure tempting them with everything they ever wanted if the Muse just signs a contract. If the Muse give in, they will be a dark/evil version of themselves for a week. (If the Muse is already evil, they will just go insane)

Beautiful: Muse will be so incredibly beautiful, charming and sexy that no-one can refuse them anything for 2 days. But if they use this to take advantage of someone, these people will find the Muse hideous and repellant for a week after the M!A is over.

Starving: Muse is starving and is sorrounded by their favourite foods at all times for 24 hours. But actually, these foods are innocent people...

Tired: For 24 hours, the Muse will feel exhausted. But the Muse knows that if they go to sleep, the people the Muse cares about will feel excruciating pain.

Book: The Muse is the main character of a book of anon's choice for 5 days and have to go trough the same things the character in the book did.

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Song Inspired M!A List (May Be Graphic)

Jack the Ripper: Muse has been attacked by something that obviously has no sense of mercy. They are beaten, bloody, and left for dead someplace abandoned. Lasts until someone comes to the rescue... Or finishes the job.

The Sickness: Muse has become extremely ill, to the point of becoming extremely helpless. Uncontrollable vomiting, inability to stay upright, rapid blackouts, coughing, and... Is that blood? Oh dear... (Lasts for two days.)

Silver and Cold: The world just isn't the same, is it? It's so cruel and grey, there just isn't any point anymore... Muse is now suicidal for six hours.

Happy Birthday: Aren't parties such wonderful things? The guests really shouldn't play with sharp things, though... They could get hurt! Muse and an accomplice find themselves luring unsuspecting victims to their deaths under the false pretense of a birthday party.(Optional: And possibly find some arousal from all this?) Don't forget the video, Murder Tramp... Lasts twenty four hours.

Where's My Wonderland?: Muse is now suffering from horrifying delusions, believing everyone they see to be a twisted and corrupted Carroll-inspired demon. It's up to those they hold dearest to save them... Before they're slain just like all the other monsters. (Lasts for two days, or until muse has been pulled out of the delusion.)

To the Stage: Self destruction is such a pretty little thing... Muse has become quite the manipulative bastard. Everyone they care about is now simply a toy waiting to be broken. How much damage can be done before they come to their senses? (Lasts for three days.)

Working Class Punx: PAINT THE STREETS IN GLITTER AND BLOOD! Muse now has the urge to rebel against everything and everyone, causing as much trouble and minuscule mayhem around them as they possibly can. Better hide the spray paint and cherry bombs... (Lasts for five hours)

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Sick as a Dog: Muse is ill for 24 hours (Anon specifies symptoms).

Can’t Sleep: Muse cannot sleep until another person says their full name, no matter how tired they are.

Help: Muse believes he/she is trapped in their current location for 5 hours.

Baby Bump: Muse is pregnant (Anon specifies how many months).

Baby Boom: Muse is pregnant with twins (Anon specifies how many months).

Flaming Youth: Muse is rebellious and easily angered for 8 hours.

Opposites: Muse switches from very angry/depressed to very happy/cheerful every other hour for 10 hours.

Darkness: Muse is blind for 24 hours.

Silence: Muse is deaf for 24 hours.

17 Again: Muse is in his/her 17 year old form.

Shaking Hands: Muse is suddenly freezing cold and can’t stop shivering for (Anon specifies time).

Spirit Animal: Muse is turned into an animal (Anon decides what) for 12 hours.

Hungry like the Wolf: Muse is starving, no matter how much he/she eats for 10 hours.

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Sexual M!A’s:

Flesh: Muse is horny and wants to have rough sex(ex.being thrown against a wall and bitten)(Anon chooses time)

Drunk: Muse will stumble, and talk, slurred, as if they are quite intoxicated, along with hit on anyone, badly.

Truth potion: Muse has to tell the truth about anything asked for an hour.

Tell Me What To Do: Muse is a slave to Anon’s choice

Flustered: When Muse sees, (anon chooses), Muse will stutter, blush, and act like a complete klutz around the so called individual, for 3 hours.

S&M: Muse wants to have S&M sex (Anon decides if Muse is S or M and with who)

Whipped Cream: Muse wants everything with whipped cream on it for 3 hours

Heat: Muse will be put into a hot room. Muse is tied to a chair and has to stay in that room for at least an hour. (Under the watch of Anon’s choice)

Take It Off: Muse takes off an article of clothing every time their name is said.(Anon decides how long)

Wish We Were Older: Muse is into child’s play for 4 hours

Vulnerable: Muse is left tied up in a public place, for anyone to take advantage of. (Muse cannot be untied until the 5 hours are up.)

Kitten/Pup Affection: Muse is a “kitten” or “puppy” to (Anon Deicdes), being submissive and has to crawl around on their knees, doing anything there Master(s) say. 24 hours

Name: Has an orgasm every time someone says there name.

Muse can receive as many M!A’s as the Anon’s want to give.

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Cute M!A’S:

Lean On Me: With the help of ___ (anon’s choice) your muse will get through something that scared them (the anon can specify or leave it up to the mun) for 3 hours.

Here’s To Never Growing Up: Isn’t that just adorable. Your muse will experience puppy dog love with ___ (anon’s choice) for 2 days.

Thunder: It’s raining outside and your muse is stuck inside with ___ (anon’s choice) and when the power goes out they cuddle to keep warm.

Sweet Nothings: Your muse is full of nothing but happiness and positive things to say for 24 hours.

Ariel: Oh no, your muse has lost it’s voice! But they have to tell ___ (anon’s choice) how they feel! If your muse gets a kiss from the chosen person within 2 days they get their voice back, if not well you’ve seen the movie.

Pure: Sex? What’s that? Muse suddenly has the mentality of a three year old, and can’t understand anything ‘adult’. Anon decides the duration.

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Dramatic M!A’S:

Fear: Anon gets to name something, and muse will have an extremely debilitating phobia of it for one week. Bonus points if it’s something ridiculous.

Blue Birds of Horror: Animals, particularly birds, hate you for the next two days. They bomb dive and attack you with relentless force until you are safely inside.

Heathers: Your muse becomes a sociopath for 12 hours. If your muse is already a sociopath, he/she becomes empathetic to everyone.

Burn: Muse is severely falling in love with (anon decides who and duration.)

Cough Syrup: (tw) Muse becomes extremely depressed and is not in a good mindset and begins to have thoughts of suicide. (Anon decides duration)

Memories: Muse has amnesia. (Anon decides duration)

Stay: Muse becomes extremely sick and may end up in the hospital for (anon decides illness and how long)

Jealousy: Muse will be jealous, of (anon chooses) for a certain amount of time. Anon chooses, for what reason Muse is jealous. Also for how long.

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Baby: Muse is pregnant and due in ____. (Father specified by anon)

Sight: Muse is blind for ___

Hearing: Muse is deaf for ___

Ariel: Muse doesn't have a tongue for ___

Memory: Muse cannot remember anything for ___

Injury: Muse will be injured somehow (anon decides severity and injury) for ____

Fear: Muse will be terrified by something or someone (anon specifies who) for ___

Gemini: Muse will split into two different versions of themself for ___

Basket: Muse finds a baby in a basket and has to take care of it for ___

Love: Muse will be in love with (Anon decides) for 2 days

Cloak: Muse will be Invisible if wearing a special Clothing (Anon decides) for 3 Hours

Cough: Muse will be ill for 14 Hours

Remember: Muse will suffer Memory Loss for 4 Days

Gas: Muse will have hallucinogenic imaginary sights for one day.

Beer: Muse will talk like a Drunk and hit on everybody, lasts 3 Hours

Host: Muse will be a Gentleman/Lady for 34 Hours

Age: Muse will be a Kid for 10 Hours

Feels: Muse will be obsessed with an event or something that will cause them to express related emotions (Anon decides)

Phobia: Muse is terribly afraid of something or someone (Anon specifies)

Lurk: Muse will follow ______(Anon can specify who or what)

Answer: Muse will have to answer anything that is asked of him/her truthfully, lasts 4 hours

Noise: Muse will say everything they think, lasts for a day

Sick: Muse will be sick with a unique flu for (Anon decides. Anon may also specify flu symptoms, they can even be really odd, different from Cough curse.)

Command: Muse has to take commands by the next _______ people in their ask (Anon specifies)

Obsession: Muse will be obsessed with ______ (Anon specifies) for the next 12 hours.

Reverse: Muse's personality will be extremely opposite for (Anon decides)

Extremist: Muse becomes an extremist for (Anon specifies and decides for how long)

Class: Muse will believe they are a high-class prostitute for (Anon decides)

Switch: Muse has to switch bodies with (Anon decides, but muns have to agree) for (Anon decides how long)

Power: Muse gains _______ (Anon specifies) as a power for 17 hours

Confess: Muse has to confess something they think of or feel toward anyone they speak to each time they speak to them for the next 5 hours

Enemy: Muse takes the appearance of someone they hate for 16 hours

Slave: Muse becomes a maid or butler to _______ (Anon decides) for 24 hours

Dream: Muse is able to trespass in the dreams and nightmares of others for 48 hours

Impression: Muse thinks they are a ______ (Anon pick an animal) for 15 hours

Gone: Muse loses _____ (Mun decides something or someone important) for 16 hours

Kiss: Muse wants to kiss everyone in their inbox for the next hour

Stalk: Muse thinks they are being stalked for (Anon decides)

Nightmare: Muse is plagued with horrific images and scenes both in sleeping and in waking for 3 days

Paranoia: Muse becomes extremely paranoid about (Anon specifies what and for how long)

Infatuation: Muse becomes /madly/ in love with the next person they see on their dashboard for 4 days

Hallucination: Muse sees things for (Anon decides)

Alarm: Muse keeps hearing an alarm go off but cannot figure out where for the next 18 hours

AU: Muse is stuck in an Alternate Universe with little recollection of their own universe for a whole week

Craving: Muse will have an unusual craving for (Anon specifies) for 9 hours

Mother: Muse suspects everyone has insulted their mother for 4 hours

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Gender Bender: Muse is the opposite gender for ___.

Baby: Muse is pregnant and due in ____. (Father specified by anon)

Sight: Muse is blind for ___

Hearing: Muse is deaf for ___

Ariel: Muse doesn't have a tongue for ___

Memory: Muse cannot remember anything for ___

Injury: Muse will be injured somehow (anon decides severity and injury) for ____

Fear: Muse will be terrified by something or someone (anon specifies who) for ___

Gemini: Muse will split into two different versions of themself for ___

Basket: Muse finds a baby in a basket and has to take care of it for ___

Compulsion: Muse has OCD for ___ (anon decides primary source of obsession [number, clenliness, etc])

Love: Muse will be in love with (Anon decides) for 2 days

Cloak: Muse will be Invisible if wearing a special Clothing (Anon decides) for 3 Hours

Cough: Muse will be ill for 14 Hours

Remember: Muse will suffer Memory Loss for 4 Days

Gas: Muse will have hallucinogenic imaginary sights for one day.

Beer: Muse will talk like a Drunk and hit on everybody, lasts 3 Hours

Host: Muse will be a Gentleman/Lady for 34 Hours

Age: Muse will be a Kid for 10 Hours

Feels: Muse will be obsessed with an event or something that will cause them to express related emotions (Anon decides)

Phobia: Muse is terribly afraid of something or someone (Anon specifies)

Lurk: Muse will follow ______(Anon can specify who or what)

Answer: Muse will have to answer anything that is asked of him/her truthfully, lasts 4 hours

Noise: Muse will say everything they think, lasts for a day

Sick: Muse will be sick with a unique flu for (Anon decides. Anon may also specify flu symptoms, they can even be really odd, different from Cough curse.)

Command: Muse has to take commands by the next _______ people in their ask (Anon specifies)

Obsession: Muse will be obsessed with ______ (Anon specifies) for the next 12 hours.

Reverse: Muse's personality will be extremely opposite for (Anon decides)

Extremist: Muse becomes an extremist for (Anon specifies and decides for how long)

Class: Muse will believe they are a high-class prostitute for (Anon decides)

Switch: Muse has to switch bodies with (Anon decides, but muns have to agree) for (Anon decides how long)

Power: Muse gains _______ (Anon specifies) as a power for 17 hours

Confess: Muse has to confess something they think of or feel toward anyone they speak to each time they speak to them for the next 5 hours

Enemy: Muse takes the appearance of someone they hate for 16 hours

Slave: Muse becomes a maid or butler to _______ (Anon decides) for 24 hours

Dream: Muse is able to trespass in the dreams and nightmares of others for 48 hours

Impression: Muse thinks they are a ______ (Anon pick an animal) for 15 hours

Gone: Muse loses _____ (Mun decides something or someone important) for 16 hours

Kiss: Muse wants to kiss everyone in their inbox for the next hour

Stalk: Muse thinks they are being stalked for (Anon decides)

Nightmare: Muse is plagued with horrific images and scenes both in sleeping and in waking for 3 days

Paranoia: Muse becomes extremely paranoid about (Anon specifies what and for how long)

Infatuation: Muse becomes /madly/ in love with the next person they see on their dashboard for 4 days

Hallucination: Muse sees things for (Anon decides)

Alarm: Muse keeps hearing an alarm go off but cannot figure out where for the next 18 hours

AU: Muse is stuck in an Alternate Universe with little recollection of their own universe for a whole week

Craving: Muse will have an unusual craving for (Anon specifies) for 9 hours

Mother: Muse suspects everyone has insulted their mother for 4 hours

Thin Ice: Muse strays onto thin ice and falls through unless saved. (Mun chooses whether they live or die)

High Tide: Muse is trapped in a cave with water that will fill it in 4 hours.

Pins and Needles: Muse feel as if someone is sticking needles in them for 2 hours.

Crawling Bugs: Muse becomes paranoid of bugs crawling on his/her skin and keeps hallucinating that there are bugs crawling on them.

Angel: Muse is and angel for ___

Demon: Muse is a demon for ___

Possession: Muse is possessed by a demon for ___

Broken: Muse is mentally broken and upset with themselves to the point that they harm themselves for ___

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[accursed-archer]

DARK RP STARTERS

"You'll be fine."

"I'm afraid it's very fatal."

"These test results...don't make any sense."

"How far can your arm go before it breaks?"

"I'll carve your eyes out with a spoon."

"What does (s)he have that I don't?"

"Why did he choose her instead of me?"

"...Why?"

"Make as many stab wounds as you want."

"I am destined as your tool."

"The girl must die."

"The boy must die."

"I want to taste your blood on my lips."

"Where do we go from here?"

"These voices...cease to let me be."

"I...can't stop crying."

"Use me as you will."

"None of it matters now."

"Shadows follow my every step."

"You've gone...completely mad."

"I'm barking mad."

"Winter is coming."

"I could kill you right now."

"You...You're dead!"

"May the lord have mercy on your soul."

"The mental ward let me out early this year."

"Oh how i miss the voices."

"Everyone is equal when they're dead."

"Cancel Christmas."

"Bring me more war."

"I love war."

"I piss on your traditions."

"I hate your heart."

"I hate your soul."

"I promise, you won't feel a thing."

"Bring her to me."

"Bring him to me."

"A few holes in the head give the madness more space."

"I hate everything about you."

"I will abandon you."

"What is that girl up to?"

"I am stretched on your grave."

"Kill me now.."

"If I fall from the grace of God where no murdered ghost can haunt me.."

"You are one in from the plank, don't make me push you."

"I don't care."

"Leave me behind."

"Everything you've told me was a lie!"

"Everything I've told you was a lie!"

"How could you ever think to leave them behind?"

"Someone should nail your feet to the floor."

"My last breath will be your curse."

"He will KILL you."

"She will KILL you."

"I did nothing."

"It was an accident!"

"You've killed your own brother!"

"I want nothing to do with him!"

"How can I possibly trust you?"

"Pathetic."

[nothatsmytree-deactivated202212]

My muse has been injured severely and is unable to really move. The attack was meant to harm your muse but my muse jumped in the way. Send "Why did you do that?" To hear what my muse has to say.

〜Brownie points to pick the injury〜

Send me a 🎁 + an object for my muse’s reaction to being gifted that object.

Tell my muse anonymously how you would take them on a date!

[memesfortheroleplayerssoul-a]

Send me a ✿ and my muse will react to your muse putting a flower in their hair

[fsnowzombie]

Armored Lady Monday

The first one of the year had to be noire

happy new year everybody!

[viamadlucem]

Send me “Ahem!” to catch my muse without a shirt on

Alternatively, send “Hey!” for my muse to catch yours without a shirt on!

[rpmememaker]

Sentence meme (Torture my character version)

[scythereaping-deactivated201810]

rpmememaker:

Make them cry

“I never loved you.”

“You’re the reason they’re dead!”

“It’s all your fault!”

“Who could ever love you…?”

“You’re so stupid. So weak.”

“Just go away. I don’t want you here.”

Blackmail them

“Who would’ve thought a sweet thing like you would have such a secret?”

“I’ll tell everyone. Scream so loud the country will hear.”

“I have a friend with a radio station, you know. Broadcast it all over the city.”

“If you want this back, you’ll do whatever I say!”

“Be a good little slave, you don’t want your secret out, do you?”

“I know everything. I can ruin you.”

“Beg me, and I might consider keeping my mouth shut.”

Interrogate them

“Sing, birdie.”

“I know exactly how to make you talk.”

“You know some fascinating things, don’t you?”

“I’ll use your greatest weaknesses against you, and you know I know them all.”

“I have means of extracting information from you.”

“I might play with you a little longer after you’ve talked. You’re too cute.”

“You’re tough. But I’ll break you.”

Yell at them

“You idiot! You dumbass! You- you fucking moron!”

“You’re absolutely useless, aren’t you?!”

“What the fuck have you done this time!”

“You don’t care about anyone but yourself!”

“You’re not human! You’re a monster!”

“You’re a disgusting little rat!”

“You’ve fucked up for the last time!”

Physically hurt them

“What, can’t take a punch?”

“I’ll kill you!”

“It’s only a scratch, asshole!”

“Don’t move, or I’ll shoot you!”

“I’ll slit your damn throat!”

“Kiss my shoes or I’ll stomp your head in half.”

“I didn’t mean to draw blood, but oh well.”

“That’s going to bruise.”

Torture them… gently

“You want some of this cake? C’moooon, beg for it!”

“Guess what? SURPRISE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE!”

“Tickle-tickle-tickle! Kitchy kitchy koo!”

“Whaaaat? Is this yours? You can’t have it back, it’s mine now!”

“I’ll stop singing when hell freezes over!”

“Get in the locker, shorty!”

“Annoying? Me? Annoying?”

[deplvmes]

romantic comedy sentence starters/meme

“It’s so nice when you can sit with someone and not have to talk.”

“I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night.”

“When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.”

“You’re high maintenance but you think you’re low maintenance.”

“You say things like that, and you make it impossible for me to hate you.”

“You look like a normal person but actually you are the angel of death.”

“I’ve been doing a lot of thinking, and the thing is, I love you.”

“We were friends for a long time.”

“You know, you may be the first attractive woman I’ve not wanted to sleep with in my entire life.”

“When I buy a new book, I read the last page first. That way, in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends. That, my friend, is a dark side.”

“I am not your consolation prize.”

“No one has ever quoted me back to me before.”

“I’ll have what she’s having.”

“Are those sad tissues or happy tissues?”

“Nice boys don’t kiss like that.” 

“I like you very much. Just as you are.”

“I realized that I had forgotten to kiss you goodbye.”

“Come on, we belong together - you, me, poor little skirt.”

“If I can’t make it with you, I can’t make it with anyone.”

“I realize that when I met you at the turkey curry buffet, I was unforgivably rude, and wearing a reindeer jumper.”

“Did I really run around on your lawn naked?”

“Aren’t you a bit young to be in love?”

“You can’t lose something you never had.”

“You’re already falling in love with me.”

“I’m gonna make you wish you were dead.”

“I love you, but I don’t have to like you right now.”

“Get down on one knee, it’s more romantic!”

“I’ll never let anybody put me in a cage.”

“I don’t want to put you in a cage, I want to love you.”

“I’d marry you for your money in a minute.”

“I just want somebody I can have a decent conversation with over dinner.”

“When you’re attracted to someone, it just means that your subconscious is attracted to their subconscious, subconsciously.”

“Gentleman… I had forgotten what you fellas looked like.”

“I wanted it to be you. I wanted it to be you so badly.”

“But I just want to say that all this nothing has meant more to me than so many somethings.”

“Isn’t everything we do in life a way to be loved a little more?”

“I like to feel his eyes on me when I look away.”

“People always talk about how love is this totally unselfish, giving thing, but if you think about it, there’s nothing more selfish.”

“Do you know anyone who’s in a happy relationship?”

“Listen, if somebody gave me the choice right now to never see you again or to marry you, I would marry you, alright? And maybe that’s a lot of romantic bullshit, but people have gotten married for a lot less.”

“I’m gonna take your picture. So I never forget you or all of this.”

“It’s amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy.”

“People put you down enough, you start to believe it… the bad stuff is easier to believe, you ever notice that?”

“I’m gonna treat you so nice, you’re never gonna let me go.”

“I appreciate this whole seduction thing you’ve got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I’m a sure thing.

“I love you. And not in a friendly way, although I think we’re great friends.”

“I love you. Very, very simple, very truly.”

“You are the epitome of everything I have ever looked for in another human being.”

“If this is a crush, I don’t think I could take it if the real thing ever happened.”

“You are lovelier this morning than you have ever been.”

“That sex was the most fun I’ve ever had without laughing.”

“You’ve got an old fashioned idea divorce is something that lasts forever.”

“You’re wonderful, in a loathsome sort of way.”

“How long is it since we’ve last seen each other?”

“I love you, but you don’t know what you’re talking about.”

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Sick Starter Sentences...

“You’re so pale…”

“You’re sick, admit it!”

“I think you should sit down.”

“Bathroom, now.”

“You look like you’re about to pass out.”

“You’ve got a fever!”

“Why are your hands so sweaty?”

“Are you shivering?”

“Hey, I got you…”

“We have to sweat the fever out of you.”

“You have to eat something.”

“I made you some chicken soup.”

“You’re gonna crash.”

“Cover your mouth when you cough!”

“Have you slept at all lately?”

“Hey, Rudolph.” 

“Did you just cough– blood?”

“I think we should take you to see a doctor.”

“Can you at least vomit with the door closed?”

“Here, take your medicine.”

“Is there anything I can get from you.”

“Let me take care of you.”

“You can barely stand!”

“Go home and get some rest.”

“How long have you been sick?”