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"Teach me, eh?" Hans climbed over him, leveraging his weight to press Henry's body further into the ground and planting his lips against Henry's brow as he spoke. He traveled lower, a loving assault that ended just below his chin.
Commission Based on 'amor et virtus' by Nerdybirdnerd on AO3
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Remember when joining fandom as a younger person meant lurking for a bit and figuring out the vibe and etiquette instead of coming in on day one and calling people weirdos for liking weirdo shit in the weirdo factory.
Biding My Time, Drinking His Wine
it was an absolute pleasure to draw this brilliant scene from one of the greatest kcd1 hansry fics ever, written by gloriousdisco ❤️🔥
THANK U BORE for this wonderful commission ❤️
Shilling disco's fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/68908301
tournament
this got posted to radar so it's a valid excuse for me to repost this again, right?
still, to this day, ever since delaney obliterated me with this, my phone background <3
Made a cover for Wrap The Yellow Around Me by @acecrown-32cl !!
Reread it recently and its still a favorite that I'll never forget. I wanted to make a cover since I keep it saved on my Kobo. Figured I would share <3
And that's a wrap for Twice
This monster (that was never supposed to be as long as it turned out to be) is now finished. I am free. I'm actually a bit emotional about it, too.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
For everyone who checked it out, for those who liked it or left a kind comments - thank you so, SO much. I had way too much fun writing this silly thing, and I'm still flabbergasted at all the artworks and the screaming it got.
Stunned doesn't even begin to cover it.
Thank you for being there with me and enduring all of mine and Hans' bullshit.
You made writing this fic a truly unique experience.
MWAH (on the nose) <3
commission for the lovely @acecrown-32cl 🩷 thank you for commissioning me!
Thank you for allowing me to spam you with stupid refs to what basically amounted to 'regency hansry where they're absolutely smitten with each other' <3 <3
This was a prompt by @supernova2395 for the Hansry Kingdom Holiday Exchange, and it's been living in my head ever since the prompts got released. I don't have the skill to write anything regency-sounding, but I wanted to see SOMETHING so fucking badly, so when I saw soup opening her comms, I FUCKING RAN.
I stumbled, I broke my metaphorical ankles getting into those DMs. Sent the dumbest refs imaginable, I got converted into a true believer of the mustard fit, lost my shit every time soup sent me a little morsel of update. It was an incredible experience.
Soup, your style is so incredibly pretty, I'm so in love with it - you blew it out of not only the park, but the entire fucking planet for me. I. LOVE. IT.
Holy shit. <3
So there's this fic by bore that made me stare at my ceiling for two days: Twice (but it wasn't my fault)
*chokes on a pickle*
in all seriousness though, the way I got introduced to this piece today was by a sub email from Pina's hansry art hole
Maybe five minutes after my cat woke me up by sitting on my face.
And it took me a solid moment to parse what I was looking at because of chapter 67's title
BUT WHEN IT SANK IN, HOOO BOY
like, I can't even describe my symptoms because they'd worry some medically-inclined people
but let's just say there was a strong reaction
I LOVE YOU PINA
THANK YOU FOR OBLITERATING MY GREY MATTER
Hansry Rec List - part 4
Hi, hello. I'm unable to shut up about the fics I like.
Starting with a small author rec for MarlinGot who keeps getting these two into absolutely ridiculous situations in every fic of theirs. ... ... There's also medieval cbat in there somewhere. Good lord.
[COMPLETE] hunger for the pale stones of your fingernails - this is a sequel to the excellent your hand upon my chest is mine by CBlue, that featured jealous Hans (but with jealousy being the spice, not a plot point - the best kind for me, because I love when they're green over petty shit) and incredible prose and feelings. This one? This one continues after, we have a kidnapping, we have a Henry in problem-solver mode, we have Hans feeling a certain way about it. Let me summarise the later part of the fic in one sentence: "What would you have done if it was me who got kidnapped, Henry?". And then Hans gets a lil' freaky about it. Loved it, adored it, devoured it at once, then went to part one and read it all again. I love CBlue, I clicked that notif like a rabid dog.
[COMPLETE] a perpetual state (of give and take) - ...competitive blowjobs. That's it, that's the fic. Sprinkle Hans with some extremely endearing playfulness and you have me eating out of your hand.
[COMPLETE] what if we craved to be close to each other (and we were both guys in 1400s bohemia) - I can't believe this is this person's first fic cause holy shit, they nailed the characterisation (at least in my mind) - I'm reading the dialogue and it's playing in their voices, it's just so spot on for me njfnf . And sure, are there some anachronisms here and there? Yeah, but the situation they were put in is so damn worth reading - basically this is post Suchdol, and now that they don't have the adrenaline and the stress, Hans doesn't exactly know how to proceed and things feel a little awkward. Until they don't, because they love each other and just AWWWW. It's short and it's such a treat <3
[WIP as of April 2026] Shatter Me With Your Touch - now that I popped my modern AU cherry, this one had me in clutches from the summary and tags. I'm a sucker for the pretend relationship trope, and this fic is already such a meal, I tell you. They bicker, they're stealthily tender with each other, there's a scheduled event they have to go to, and there's a line quoting Hanush there that just clawed me in the guts (in a good way). I'm drooling over this and I'm so excited to read more.
[COMPLETE] Quite a Lot to Take In - a very humourous take on 'what if Henry was hung like a horse and Hans decided to make it his problem entirely unprompted'.
[COMPLETE] Merely a friendly request - 'just the tip, bro'. Hans thinks himself a bit untrained about the butt stuff, and what if a wench laughs at him about that? So of course he asks his best friend for assistance. Things escalate. You know where this is going. Oh and Henry has a lovely time. Loved it to bits.
[WIP as of April 2026] Lost & Found - trust OhTee to just take me on a very emotional trip with these two, through a path of healing and self-discovery. It's a modern AU that starts out with a bang and then things happen when one night stand turns into another chance encounter. Things are said, threats are made, and readers are wrecked before they get healed too. I'm in love with this fic. The emotions hit hard, whether they're negative or positive, and it's also such a wonderful story full of shenanigans, drunk texting, conversations and just learning each other. MWAH. Love it. It's my current show <3 (oh and mind the tags - I was apprehensive at first because of the cheating thing (Jitka is involved, yanno), but I put my trust in the author and it absolutely paid off - it's handed very well, doesn't pull punches and is satisfying)
[COMPLETE] til the work is done - EMOTIONALLY LOADED SHAVING /o/ and while the vibe is a lil' subby for Hans, the way the author goes about it is very versy, which is right up my alley because I love them versy. It's hot as hell, shortish, has moments that make you go BWOAH and I just inhaled it. <3 <3 <3
I'm also reading the fuck out of The Names We Wear but I already recced PinkCherryBlossoms as an author earlier, so it only gets a brief mention :*
Book binding Vol. 2: Hansry Edition
After finishing my first book binding project in almost a decade, there was no other choice but to ask the author (borealis on Ao3) of my all-time favorite Hansry fic if I was allowed to bind their fic "Wrap the Yellow around me" into a physical copy (thank you so much, I hope you think the result does your masterpiece justice in some way- @acecrown-32cl ). 🩵
Now, I tried to incorporate everyones suggestions after I asked for ideas but I remembered that I really suck at drawing armour about 10 seconds after starting that hand that was supposed to hold the other one (it quickly turned into a badly drawn shoulder with that damned ribbon-). Also, of course, that cursed dandelion that made me kick my feet like a little schoolgirl- xD And that dagger... I had to involve the dagger...
In any way, I'm still improving my technique with my heat foil pen (i'm too broke for a cricut plotter, might buy one secondhand if I happen to find one ever) and any designs for the covers. :D (Any feedback and tips would be highly appreciated!) 🩵
Are you kidding me, you beautiful creature?
To think that the child of my fugue-state episode, where I wrote for three days straight and then posted to finally be free of the idea - to think that it would end up worthy of you taking the effort to literally bind it into a book and make a cover for it, and to even want it in that form-
DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW BONKERS THIS IS TO ME NFJNJFKNFK
There's literally no higher praise - I'm internally screeching, the wall is getting a pounding, the cat is getting vigorous scritches-
JUST-
GODS.
💛💛💛 Also I want to tell you your penmanship is insane - those letters are so bloody pretty, and the cover and the binding itself is so damn clean and even, my word. I might know absolutely jack shit about bookbinding, but to my noobie eye it couldn't look more perfect ;;
Screaming at the dagger, screaming at the dandelion and the favoured arm. And the tiny ao3 logo bgejrgbegrbjeb 💛
Thank you, from the bottom of my shriveled little heart, for asking, for doing this and for letting me experience it as well ;_;
hot summer day
commission for bore, thank u again ily ❤️
*cackling like a maniac*
Listen, I might have an aesthetic thing for forearms and got EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED, but the tits and the lipbite was a spark of genius on ini's side, and when I got the sketch my brain went 'whirrrrr' and then prolly shut down.
I am actually struggling to write here cause my eyes are going upwards to, like, ALL OF IT.
Look at him, built like a fully stocked fridge. Look at Hans, knowing exactly what he is doing.
BROTHER.
THIS DAY IS INFINITELY BETTER NOW
INI YOU FUCKING STAR
Fanart to the fic “Twice (but it wasn’t my fault)” by borealis.
Let's cherish the carefree moments as long as we can.
I have no words so I'm screaming like I'm being murdered but the vibe is positive, yanno?
gnjengtklrgneklrg
Breaking character for a mo' cause I went to fix a typo on the last chapter of twice and caught this insanity:
And I just know it's yelling.
I just hope it's the good kind of yelling genrkjgnrkgjnk WHY IS THERE SO MANY, I'M FREAKING THE FUCK OUT
My favourites.
Been doing a lot of fic reading in between assignments, this art is a lil old but I felt the need to post it. Seriously all of these stories are so wild and fun to read!
Seeing myself among these absolute bangers is slaying me in unspeakable ways fbrehjfbehjfberjkf
Ok okok I know in the fic they don't put their helms up so far but I couldn't not
Fingers in His Mouth Friday
https://archiveofourown.org/works/75978821/chapters/212375581#workskin
“… Come here, Hal.” Hans shepherds Henry, lambskin-pale, to the crook of his neck, and threads fingers through hair as he shelters there. “Let me hear you.” So he does.
-amor et virtus, ch. 4. Art commissioned from @badookie
A birthday gift, for @liddlebirdnerd!
Oh, our little avian aficionado. Our ornithological enthusiast. I cannot sing your praises enough! Your stories are always so lovely, and inspiring, and they hit that perfect little ooey gooey center in my heart that reminds me time and time again why I love Hansry so much.
Below is a small portion of my thoughts on your work, spoiler free, because I encourage anyone who comes across this post to go and read these for yourself! You will not be disappointed!
amor et virtus is the best love letter to Hans and Henry I've read, and it hits on all the themes that I adore about those two. Their frienship, their shared hardships, Henry trying to be strong and Hans being there for him - as a comfort and a pillar of strength - when he finally breaks. This work lives rent free in my head, and I think of it quite often.
My Heart for Him to Hold is such a beautiful work showcasing Hans being his wonderful, competent, caring self - going out of his way to ensure everything is perfect so he could take care of Henry, as a friend and as a lover. To give Henry everything he needs. It's also a wonderful little character piece on Hans himself, his relationship with the various women in Henry's life, and how they relate to the women who shaped Hans' life. Also, there's chickens! I love Hans being a (reluctant) chicken boy.
To Love a Lord (Unfortunately) made me laugh so hard, despite the small emotional gut punches you threw in like a cheap shot when my back was turned. "His favorite color, yellow now he says, but you want to know what it might have been before the summer came." has been seared into my brain, and it perfectly encapsulates Hans wanting to know everything about Henry, not just as he is now, but the boy he'd been once. And it's cleverly written in a way that subverts expectations AND it's second person POV?! What in the hell, man!
So thank you for the work you've put into the fandom and community, for championing Henry being spoiled rotten and taken care of by his lord, his friend, his lover. And thank you for being one of my biggest inspirations for some of my own writing.
Cheers and happy birthday!
Absolutely adore this author.
And good lord, look at this art, oh my dog
HANSRY fic masterlist
Because for once I've found a fandom that's inspired me enough I'm now at 9 fics posted and 1 draft ready to go. I hope you enjoy some of these if they're to your taste! Pls share and help me make more friends in the fandom :3
LONG FICS
The Great Pizzle Yanking Tournament
Rating: E, 10/10 chapters, ~32k words. KCD1 era.
Henry accidentally catches Hans masturbating. Hans declares he'll get his revenge by catching Henry at it next. It takes a while for Henry to realise Hans is serious, and that it's maybe - not exactly - about revenge either.
Taking the tide at the flood
Rating: E, 18/18 chapters, ~91k words. Canon divergent AU. Once they figure themselves out, they are at it like rabbits in this one.
In a relatively peaceful Bohemia, Skalitz prospers. After Martin's death and the truth of his parentage coming out, Henry becomes master huntsman for Radzig, a job and a social status that put him on the edge. Of town, and its community. Luckily he still has his Ma, his dog and his horse. He may also soon have a new Problem in the form of Hans Capon, mysteriously exiled from Rattay, and surviving on poaching. With a complicated situation comes a creative solution: for punishment, Hans is condemned to serve as Henry's right hand man in all his endeavours. Surely the forced proximity and both boys' feeling of isolation and othernness can only lead to a normal friendship.
MEDIUM LENGTH
The Trouble With Schnapps
Rating: E, 2/2 chapters, 10k words. This was a collab with PinkCherryBlossoms that was a lot of fun to prepare.
On the way back from a hunt, Hans and Henry take a break for the evening. Just one night, the two of them, a couple of drinks and the stars. Only Hans wasn't supposed to down an entire bottle of Schnapps on an empty stomach, and does he really mean all the filthy things he is saying? Confused, Henry picks an intelligent solution: disappear for a few days, have a think, come back and one up Hans at drunken confessions. And then some.
Kolaches at the Forge
Rating: E, 2/3 chapters, tb completed soon. Should be around 20k. Canon divergent AU and old man yaoi
There is a new blacksmith in Rattay and Hans Capon, having deserted his duties as a lord, has nothing better to do than bother him, watch him work and feed him kolaches, in no particular order. If he pretends to be a filthy commoner while he does so, and Henry buys it, it shall not be used as any measure of either their intelligence.
ONE SHOTS
Amorous assventures
Rating: E, ~3k words. This one is just rimming I'm afraid.
Hans parades around naked and gets defiled for his troubles.
Give me time to learn you
Rating: E, ~4k words. Hans and Henry share their first bath as something more than friends.
“It’s nothing I haven’t seen before,” Hans tuts at his back. “It’s different!” Henry’s cheeks are too warm for the temperature of the room, flushed with blood like he’s been soaking in the scalding water for hours. Hans sighs again. Henry can almost hear him scratching the back of his neck in thought. “Would… would it help if you got into the water first?”
5 times Henry of Skalitz told Sir Hans Capon what to do — and one time Sir Hans Capon begged for it
Rating: E, ~8k words. Class disparity kink.
The first time Henry tells Hans what to do – no ‘you should’, no ‘please’ – they are about six cups of wine deep each, so he forgives him. - And five other times, until Hans finally gets what he apparently wants.
There once was a boy who found the days very long
Rating: Teen and up, ~4k words of fluff.
“What happened?” he whispers, reaching around Henry’s tight shoulders to shove the door shut. “Nothing,” Henry mumbles, his usual, stubborn self. Hans tilts his head back to force him to meet his eye. “I don’t feel particularly patient this morning,” he states plainly. It’s true on many accounts. One being the feat of restraint he demonstrates in holding back from kissing Henry senseless. And he is making it rather difficult with that silly moustache of his, framing a guilty little pout. “I tripped.” Henry comes back to the Den limping and Hans goes all out taking care of him.
Don't put that book away
Rating: E, ~3K words.
“Hal…” “Keep reading.” Henry finds Hans reading half naked, and ignoring him. And takes it as a personal challenge.
