citrus dont put that in your mouth

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Ace speaking. This blog centers around the many antics of my ga-- HI, MY NAME IS CITRUS. |Tumblr Saviour the tag, 'winkwankwonk' to avoid seeing NSFW posts.|

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-Touches your penis-

Kingsley: WOAH THERE --

Sleaze: Suuuuuure. In fact, you're welcome to touch everything el-- [SYSTEM ERROR. POST ISN'T TAGGED WITH APPROPRIATE TRIGGERS. REBOOTING SYSTEMS.]

Pork-Chop: ... (citrus don't say anything to the stranger...)

Citrus: [SYSTEM ERROR. FRUITS -- OR WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT THING IS -- AREN'T PERMITTED TO SPEAK. REBOOTING SYSTEMS.]

Ace: ...

...whAt.

^whAt the fuck^

you...

YOU SICK SON OF a BITCH WHaT THE FUCKING HELL IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BEDONT FUCKING THINK YOU CaN GET aWaY WITH aLL THIS FUCK YOU I aM GOING TO FILE aFUCKING LaWSUIT --

[SYSTEM ERROR. BITCH IN CHARGE OF THIS SHIT IS LAUGHING HER ASS OFF. STAND BY OR DIE.]

fuck yes it's topless tuesday

#hell fucking yes #xoxo gossip bitch

THE FACT THAT THERE'LL BE NSFW POSTS AT ALL FLJFJJFJBSCABJCBCXZB;'GRNG

"You know you wanna." Sleaze grinned.

weirdobookworm started following you

A slow, wide smile slid over Sleaze’s face. “Hey, darlin’. Wanna ditch your duckie and hang with me instead? I’ve got a bigger bird.”

Lelelelelele I thought so ¬‿¬

No my face isn’t cute.

No.

"It is.

Now go let people pinch it and revel in its cuteness.

Or you can join me on the couch, I wouldn't mind."

thepurpleironninja started following you

"Greetings, o' wonderful creator."

#thepurpleironninja #hah #were u expecting something

sadly no i have no knowledge on whatever the hell 3P!citrus is

#sounds p fucked up

"Is your memory going, or haven't encountered the abomination that is 3P!Citrus?"

w...hat

#the fuck do socks have to do with anything

weirdobookworm started following you

A slow, wide smile slid over Sleaze’s face. “Hey, darlin’. Wanna ditch your duckie and hang with me instead? I’ve got a bigger bird.”

Hi Sleaze.

“Heeey, cupcake. How’s it going?

I like that picture, by the way. It’s too hot for words.”

Sab would be happy to hear that.

“Yeah, she’d be screaming in ecstasy.”

Like this?

If so, then yes that’s good.

Hehehehe Sleab

"Hah, yeah, but with more...pleasure.

Good job, man.

Your face is cute.

"You forgot to consider socks."

WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?

Ace: ...Annette.

Annette: The sound of Sleaze shutting up.

Sleaze: My harem, duh. What are you, sehx?

Pork-Chop: My poet-- I mean, my chops.

Citrus: I liiiiiike....PORK-CHOPS~<3

Kingsley: Bitches.

a fruit

"Honestly, what else could it be?" Annette arched an eyebrow.

#IMMA A HAPI CLOOR BEAR #Citrus #seriously #get down from there #and stop putting that in your mouth #fucking unsanitary

is that the sleazy fork-chop citrus bear i was informed about

#the fuck is this #the fuck is that #the fuck are you

Citrus looked up. "Someone's calling me?""

#whats happening #I AM CITRUS

weirdobookworm started following you

A slow, wide smile slid over Sleaze’s face. “Hey, darlin’. Wanna ditch your duckie and hang with me instead? I’ve got a bigger bird.”

Hi Sleaze.

“Heeey, cupcake. How’s it going?

I like that picture, by the way. It’s too hot for words.”

Sab would be happy to hear that.

"Yeah, she'd be screaming in ecstasy."

#due to my 'tender minstrations'#winkwankwonk

you little piece of shit

#fucking rip you a new one

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