A Human Key Smash

Jasper. He/Him. An old bastard redefining where I am.

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[dankmemeuniversity]

[snapsicle]

other scorpions have really badass tail stingers and claws, but the lesser known tailless whip scorpion has an even better defense mechanism:

just grab shit

[arourias]

[wolfes]

RESERVATION DOGS 1.02: “NDN Clinic”

[shiroishi888]

“ Finally a shower?” full image with Takemura’s booty on my twitter I’m afraid to post this on tumblr :”D

[arietisprimavera]

I think about this all the time

[maggi-cube]

[senoritaimperfecta]

YA WANNA ARUGE OR YOU WANNA GET ON THE BOAT

[jennerallydrawing]

do not mistake these comics for hypnos hate i love that bitch

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

listen i do not mean this in a furry way at all and i know the actual tread of this would be ass but let me say. i would very much like it if there were boots that made animal tracks instead of boot tracks. i just think thatd be neat

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

doc marten edition this one goes out to the goths

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

*inhales* COWBOYS CATBOYS MILVES AND DILVES COME GET YA JUICE!!!!!!

[luminescentfoxel]

Can’t wait to commit several crimes in these things

[memewhore]

[pigeon-in-anguish]

THIS SHIT JUST RANDOMLY UNLOCKED FOR ME

WHY HAVENT I SEEN PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT THIS???

[oldfilmsflicker]

[ladykate63]

Great scene, and based on an actual historical incident in medieval Germany:

When King Conrad III defeated the Duke of Welf (in the year 1140) and placed Weinsberg under siege, the wives of the besieged castle negotiated a surrender which granted them the right to leave with whatever they could carry on their shoulders. The king allowed them that much. Leaving everything else aside, each woman took her own husband on her shoulders and carried him out. When the king’s people saw what was happening, many of them said that that was not what had been meant and wanted to put a stop to it. But the king laughed and accepted the women’s clever trick. “A king” he said, “should always stand by his word.”

Medieval women were BAMFs.

[the17thtearoom]

We stan both the wives and the king

[lichrelly]

i just heard some people and terfs, commenting on jojo siwa’s coming out post that “girls shouldn’t call themselves gay, they are lesbians” and “why is gay an ‘umbrella’ term she might even be bi” 

who fucking cares??? she can call herself whatever she wants!!!! girls who like girls can call themselves gay!!! bi girls can be gay for other girls!!! non binary pals can call themselves gay!!! people can and will use the terms they’re comfortable with!!! fuck off you fussy dipshits

[lesbe-nerdy]

I love that this implies turfs are not people

[autistic-lucas]

They aren’t

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[coffeenrocknroll]

Daniel Sloss- “Jigsaw”

[the-weeping-angel-slayer-deacti]

ROMANTIC LOVE IS NOT MORE IMPORTANT THAN PLATONIC LOVE!!!

[gummibearbullet]

“You dont get to suck a dick and go number one, you sociopath” I’m dying

[lgbt-tiktoks]

[jentlemahae]

crying

[jentlemahae]

user markshotaros going shooters for karl marx

[sagicidal]

u forgot the best part

[lastoneout]

This came across my feed a little bit ago so I'm glad I finally have context for it

[tendochocolat]

@ukaizawa

[athenasdragon]

God, that explains this: