tonight we own the night;

Hey guys, it's Ace. I like to make films on the internet and sometimes show you my life. I hope you like me.

[acetbh]

I didn't tell anyone, but I went on a trip to Nashville for a couple of days with my grandparents. My grandma kept hitting on this waiter and end up touching his butt. So yeah, never going to the Backstage Grill again.

[princessbrieh]

Congrats!

[acetbh]

Thanks. I'm Ace by the way.

[tommy-green]

I’ll just say this, two months from now, maybe a bit less, you’ll have big news for all those acemy shipers.

[acetbh]

Alright, I'll have to put on my finest gown.

[candice-piercee]

A biased third party person who neither of us have any influence on whatsoever… Who is that?

[acetbh]

I was thinking more like Morgan Freeman or someone old.

[pceannie]

I’m sorry?

[acetbh]

Annie, the poor guy's been getting robbed since '93.

[pceannie]

If I don’t like it, the baby won’t like it. Which basically means I will be throwing up more than usual if you feed me anything disgusting. I already had a checkup today, thank you.

[acetbh]

I'm not gonna force feed you spinach or anything, just like peaches and pineapple and nice tasting stuff. Did the doctor tell you that you're not eating right? 

[tommy-green]

I can’t tell you, it’s a suprise!

[acetbh]

Don't give me that bullshit.

[pceannie]

Do you want to talk about anything?

[acetbh]

Can we talk about how my main boy Leonardo DiCaprio has still not won an Oscar?

[pceannie]

Honestly? Not in the slightest.

[acetbh]

I'm gonna make you eat healthy all day tomorrow.

[candice-piercee]

Then somehow get the japanese mob in your back pocket and you’re golden… Since this was my idea, can I be in your cabinet, or round table, or whatever kind of goverment you have?

[acetbh]

We can have a triumvirate. Now we just need a third person to run our government.

[pceannie]

Is everything alright?

[acetbh]

Yeah, I'd say so.

[pceannie]

I had that yesterday. Thomas also treated me to hot chocolate today which was absolutely delicious.

[acetbh]

Have you had anything remotely healthy?

[pceannie]

A bit happy? You should be more than happy!

[acetbh]

I should be bouncing off the walls with happiness, but I'm not.

[tommy-green]

Good! I’ll buy you a cake to really seal the deal.

[acetbh]

When am I getting the rock?

[candice-piercee]

Now you have an army that can take over a small country… I’d go for one that doesn’t have a big military so they can’t fight back.

[acetbh]

I'll have them trained by the Russian military.

[pceannie]

I crave it! Even when it’s bloody freezing outside, I still want ice cream.

[acetbh]

You should eat strawberry ice cream.

[pceannie]

How are you feeling, Mr. Three Million Subscribers?

[acetbh]

Decent. A bit happy.