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@achaean-confessions
saw the trojans were doing this over at @trojan-confessions. we don't want to fall behind and not have a confession blog too.
rules:
no prophecies. we literally have no clue what will happen at the end/after the war. i don't want to hear your prophecies.
don't say bad things about the gods. or do and risk being punished by them, i don't care, i'm not your dad.
hectors so hot :( do you think he likes men?
does hector like men
yes
no
special nuance answer
I think we should all fuck Hector.
As a strategy.
To stop the war.
Of course.
So we can kidnap him.
And negotiate.
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I wanna kiss Achilles’s wife so badly omgffff
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Deidamia is so hot and Achilles doesn’t deserve her and I would let her torture me
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Everyone boo Lesser Ajax!!!
BOOOOOO
🍅🍅🍅
BOOOOO
......I stole Ody's bow. He think Teucer did it.
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im
not a archaean.
im a trojan.
im sorry.
i lied to agamemnon.
i said i just came from the west but i lied. im not from greece at all.
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Paris de Troya con 100 metros de polla
(It's a rhyme in Spanish, and I found it very funny, sorry)
long enough to jerk from over here
I have 15 books of Menelaus×Paris fanfic that I've written while you were out raiding trojan towns hidden in my tent. I've never actually fought a single battle. What do I do?
get out there and kick some ass
OH, MY GODS, GUYS, PARIS CAN'T BIRTH
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can we do a survey on who thinks that hector is hot on here? if enough agree we can maybe do other things instead of fighting him.
is hector hot
yes
no
special nuance answer
i wanna throw an apple at greater ajax is that possible
is this tecmessa
I want Odysseus to crush my head with his giant thighs like a watermelon
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Odysseus conducting a social experiment by making a confessions box the achaeans could submit anonymous confessions in but all he learns is that everyone in this camp is horny and a faggot and a lot of people really want to get him pregnant for some reason
You know what would be nice to have against Trojans? Fire spitting horses
@dio-official
@dio-official yeah probably
Yk, I hate Achilles. Fucking whiny bitch. Get the fuck up, it's not that deep.
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