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Bunny • 26 • they/he • tummy troubles ahoy (aka is our discovery era)

[acheyghouls]

Do you think Simon would have some messy accidents since his tummy isn’t used to the food on Erid yet?

1000000% 😭😭

This man is dealing with radiation sickness so his stomach is EXTRA sensitive for months after (perhaps permanently)

So dang it, Grace is offering him some of his me-burger and Simon is getting sick of this nutritional dense paste, he wants something that doesn't taste like chalk.

So, he does it, he eats about half of the burger and dear god it was the best thing he's honestly ever ate since the rapture.

And oh god is it his most recent biggest mistake.

Because it doesn't come with gentle reminders like the paste does, it's a sudden and sharp cramp that has Simon go pale, cold sweat beading on his neck/back as the plate on the table clatters as he suddenly stands.

Grace ofc thinks it was something he said bc/ Simon stood up in the middle of Grace's sentence.

"Simon? Simon what's wrong?"

Simon tries to tell Grace that he just needs...

But his body doesn't afford him that politeness as the next cramp has Simon helpless crouch down and...nature takes it course.

The whole time Simon is crying, trying to apologize between pained sounds and hitched breaths as he feels the warmth and heaft filling his pants.

Grace is just sat there, eyes wide as he's watching this all unfold. Eventually (a few seconds later but everything feels like it's happening in slow motion) he gets up and kneels infront of Simon.

"Oh Simon I'm so sorry."

Simon's eyes open for just a second, "why're you a-apologizing?"

"Because you're on a medical plan and I should have known to not tempt you,let alone let you eat something that was not apart of your controlled diet," Grace pauses, brushing away the sweat caked locks from Simon's forehead, "it was cruel of me to do that and for that, I'm sorry."

Simon swallows dryly, god if he wasn't in the midst of total intestinal distress he'd thank Grace. But for now all he can do is make some strangled noise that almost sounds like acknowledgement.

"M'not d-done."

Grace's lips twitch upwards a small bit as he pats Simon's back.

"I know buddy, hate to say it but, you probably won't be done for a bit. You did take pretty big bites."

Simon whines, pressing his face against Grace's chest as he lets the other man keep him balanced.

He'll find this funny later but right now, he just wants his aches and nausea to be done.

[acheyghouls]

On his bad days, how many messy accidents does Felix normally have? Is it only like one or two (which I'm sure is embarassing enough) or is it a "i just got changed less than an hour ago, I can't already go again" all day?

Oh gosh on a bad day? The poor man, you'd think he was sharing pail with three others with the amount of balled up paddings there were😭😭

When he's having one of *those* days he's already feeling gross, yucky, so staying in that type of mess has him wanting to be changed very soon after- which of course means it's barely hours (once or twice it's MINUTES) after a change before he needs another! Man is going like a bird on bad stomach days😌

He knows in a way it'd just be easier if he bunkered down in the washroom for the day. But, then nothing productive would happen!! And Felix is not a man to be idle, he physically can't just take a day off so,,,he'll take the changing mat if it means getting work done!

[acheyghouls]

The Felix getting a bubble bath ask...

Warm nice baths do help with cramping tummies obviously but they also cause muscles and stuff to relax...so they can also make you have to go.

So, since we already know Felix messes more than should be possible...

Ollie gets him nice and clean in the bath and it actually is very relaxing. Despite protests afterwards he is obviously put into a new fresh diaper and very, VERY quickly afterwards...a familiar grumbling in his tummy is back. Not necessarily cramping but definitely telling him he didn't get it all out the first time.

Obviously, he tries to hold it for a bit because he doesn’t want to immediately fill the pamp Ollie just put him in. But not even 5 minutes into that episode they wanted to watch together...Felix is back to squatting in front of the couch.

And Ollie was prepared, she had expected it😌

Especially since she had her hands rubbing his tummy, she could feel that bloat, that taut skin of a tummy that wasn't quite done. But, she also knew calling him out would just embarrass him, make him feel even more yucky!

So, she lets nature take its course- perhaps she hears that gurgle, feel that momentary clenching of his intestines and Felix is attempting to "stealthily" slip off the couch.

Something that's a bit tricky to do so when you're padded and also not as limber as you were 200 years ago-

Poor guy is resting his chest over the coffee table,his body naturally going into the squatting position as he clutched the tables edge with a small whine and "hmmphm" noise.

He doesn't even realize Ollie had paused the episode, nor that she had joined him on the ground.

"Oh Birdie, that tummy was done being mean huh?" Ollie croons as she rubs small circles over his upper back, "you just let it all out, we have all night."

Felix whines, eyes screwed shut as his body pushes the rest of the aching cramps out.

"M'orry," he mumbles, "m'orry, g-gross."

Ollie hums, "sweetheart it's not gross," she says, now rubbing up and down the entirety of his back, "it's natural, you're not feeling good and your body is doing what it needs to get all the sick out. And you," she pauses as she leans closer in, "are being a very good boy letting your tummy do what it needs to do."

Felix sniffles but nods.

There's a pause.

"M-may we continue the episode?"

Ollie chuckles as she reaches for the remote.

"Always my little multitasking Birdie huh?" She says as she hits play on the remote.

The two stay seated on the floor (well, Ollie sat, Felix stayed squatted). And Ollie is just glad she put him in his nighttime padding as she patted the very saggy material as the credits played.

[acheyghouls]

Poor Felix and his icky tummy. You know what will make him feel better? A nice warm bubble bath. Ollie can clean his bottom and everything will be all better ❤️❤️❤️

"Th-this is embarrassing," Felix mumbles, his voice barley audible over the running tap.

Ollie doesn't even look back, "which part? The part where you decided to go to teach while you very clearly were having a bad tummy day and had quite the heafty backside in the middle of your lecture?" She pauses as she pours a cap ful of the lavender bubblebath, "Or where you are being taken care of right now?"

Felix rocked on the balls of his heels as he hugged his arms around himself.

"Both."

Ollie turned the tap off, the last few droplets of water dripping into the steamy water. Finally she turned to face Felix.

"The answer should be 'neither'," Ollie said, her fingers lightly tapping until his arm moved from his chest, "because my poor Birdie's tummy sometimes can't help but be upset," she explained as she unbuttoned his vest and started working on his shirt, "so, he shouldn't feel embarrassed when accidents happen, should he?"

Felix shrugged off the shirt, letting it fall to the tiled floor, where he trousers already were (thankfully the major evidence of his impromptu sick day was already tied in two trashbags). He chewed on his lower lip as she guided him to sit in the warm water.

Ollie hummed as she knelt on the bathmat, reaching for the washcloth and gentle soap.

"Now, here's what we'll do," Ollie began as she frothed the soap on the cloth, "we'll finish getting that tush nice and clean and let the warm water help that crampy tummy," she paused as she made a small gesture for Felix to lean forward as her hand submerged in the soapy water, "then we'll get you some peppermint tea and watch that some episodes of Golden Girls, how's that sound?"

Felix's gaze stayed on the dripping faucet but he slowly nodded.

Ollie smiled, giving a small peck on his clamy temple, "that's my good professor," she murmured as she reached for the sponge. 💖

[acheyghouls]

Just popping in to say your messing stories AND your messing art, push all the buttons. You're definitely one of the best artists and/or writers on this Plattform :D

I adore Felix as a character (and as a silly pamp-filler) and always get happy when seeing a new post on him^^

Ccggcvyuhhuub OMFG YOU ARE TOO KIND OMG THANK YIU😭💖💖💖 But waaaa nooo I'm just a sillh rambler but I hope one day to be like, a proper writer eeeee!!♡♡♡

And advyvvgvgg aaaAAAA oh don't you worry, Felix is alllllways on the mind (he honestly gets to be the tester for new ideas hehe~♡)

[acheyghouls]

I need a mini fic or something about Salis helping Felix with his messy situation!

Like, ima be thinking about that last ask for a while now 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

The mess came hot and sudden, a rolling cramp completely liquifying his intestines with an intensity that had his knees buckle. Felix pressed on clamy palm against the wall of the hallway, attempting to concentrate on the peeling wallpaper instead of the wet and heavy weight spreading against his padding.

This was happening. It was actually happening. He thought. It was worst than when he contracted dysentery in the 20s (1820s mind you), at least then he was alone. But this, this was happening in a very public hallway. A hallways that students and faculty alike traveled hourly.

"Well, well, well."

Felix didn't need to turn, he knew by the voice alone.

Salis rounded the corner with an unhurried confidence only a pompus man like him could possess.

"Mckay," Salis said, closing the distance with a few simple strides, "you seem rather...occupied."

Felix's jaw tightened, "Salis n-not now."

But, Salis was already there and those large hands cupped the curve of Felix's padded backside...right as Felix's body forced out another wave.

"Oh," Salis breathed, the single word dripping with delight, "you're still *going*."

A low whine escaped Felix before he could choke it back. He pressed his forehead against the wall, the peeling wallpaper now permanently rabbit-eared from the force he bumped his head against it.

"Sh-shush," he managed, "just please shush."

But Salis didn't shush. The taller man pressed his palm more firmly against that made the ever expanding mess shift.

"I'm rather, intrigued," Salis mused, "the physics of it all. Someone so small with such a large output. Someone should study this."

"Someone should sh-shut the fuck up," Felix hissed through gritted teeth.

Salis simply hummed, his free hand wrapped around Felix's abdomen, rubbing small circles over the silk waistcoat, feeling the gurgling and popping from the other man's bloated stomach.

"How long as this been brewing? Since morning's lecture? Did you feel it during then? Your tummy cooking...this?"

"My stomach," Felix corrected, "has brewed nothing."

"Mhm, the evidence states elsewise."

Eventually, longer than Felix cared to admit, did the cramping subside, the betrayal finished. Now, leaving the aftermath, the very heavy sagging aftermath. Felix kept his face pressed against the wall, breathing shallow breaths.

Salis simply hummed, moving his hands, only for one to return with a light and repeative pat pat pat.

"There we are. All done, that wasn't that hard now was it?"

Felix's teeth scraped over his lower lip, "I hate you."

Salis chuckled, the patting growing rhythmic, "no you don't. You don't have a hateful bone in your body. It's one of your more irritating qualities," Salis paused, hand shifting to rest over Felix's shoulder, "perhaps you just purge it out, maybe that's the explanation your output quantity."

Felix turned his head, mustering up his best glare from his depleting energy.

"Now, now, save that fussy pouting for faculty meetings," Salis said, his arm wrapping over Felix's frame, "now come, let's get you sorted out before someone from the nursing building thinks their geriatric assessment patient escaped."

Felix simply huffed, letting his head lull against Salis chest as the two walked towards Felix's office. Felix didn't even making a face when Salis' free hand moved back down to pat his backside.

[acheyghouls]

Salis helping Felix with a very messy diaper? Thoughts?

Like, idk maybe Ollie isn’t there or is busy so Salis has to help or something?

Definitely a lot of teasing and babying from him to poor Felix, of course~

-K🩷

"Lord, Mckay how can someone so small, defecate THIS much?" Salis muses, groping the underside of the padding, "I stand over a foot taller than you and this is over a weeks worth for me."

"Maybe if you stopped eating so much processed garbage," Felix grumbled, his breath hitching slightly when he felt Salis *squeeze* over his trousers.

"You are in no position to criticize my habits when you are here, filling your pants like a toddler in the middle of the hall," Salis says as he turns Felix to face him, "now, we're going to your office and I am going to change you. Not because I want to but," he pauses with a low sigh when he sees Felix's bows knit together, "because if Olivia learned I left you soddend and soiled, she would have my head."

Felix makes a small noise, one that has Salis sigh a bit louder when he sees Felix's knees bend ever so slightly.

"Or, you finish, then we'll go to your office."

[acheyghouls]

Thinking about maybe the one time Grace realizes he REALLY needs to go to the bathroom (the coffee he had that morning really isn’t agreeing with his stomach-), he’s dragged into a meeting before he can even get near a toilet

Cue him trying to hold it, but inevitably messing his diaper during it while still having to be seated

Then getting all blushy, and his brain just immediately turning to mush from relief (and from Stratt patting his back/bottom when she realizes what he just did)

~Kays🩷

Omggggg meeting messssing poor Grace😭😭😎

He's wet his diaper during a meeting before but,,,never *this*

But his stomach is cramping and clawing at his thighs ain't doing anything to relieve the ache! But he can't,,,stand up then proceed to squat down as he usually does when he's havjng this type of emergency!

So he scoots his seat a bit closer to the table and juuuust barely adjust his hips so he had a tiny amount of space between his padded backside and the chair. And oh goodness does his body immediately evacuate!

But,,now he's faced with something he's never done before,,,,sitting back down! Usually when he,,,went he'd just stay standing until he could change but he can't do that in a meeting!

So, he inhales sharply and sits down, immediately he winces and grimaces at the warm sensation, already knowing he's gonna need a shower!

But,,he feels better, his stomach no longer hurt and he was good and went! Whoops his brain is already getting smushy,,,ESPECIALLY because Stratt 100% noticed (Grace isn't exactly a,,graceful messer) and just pats Grace's back in a "I know what you did, we'll sort that out once the meeting is done" hehe

[acheyghouls]

not me putting so much canon vomit in my wip

I gave my big tough grumpy old man anime puking black goo disease

he’s a big tough angry thief who just got out of prison but also he doesn’t feel good and he just wants his husband to fuss over him so he doesn’t have to be tough while his tummy hurts but his husband is MAD at him :,(

also said husband fear pukes twice hdjdjfb people are going to get suspicious

OH??? HELLO????? I LOVE HIM AND WISH TO GIVE GRUMPY TUMMU RUB

Listeeeeen a lil (lot) puke scenes just help move the plot along and show vaunerable moments, definitellllllly no alternative motives 😌💖💖💖💖

[acheyghouls]

May I propose… Colt messing?

Any thoughts? Idk I just thought of that and I feel like he’d do that at least once or something 🤷‍♀️

👀👀👀👀- aaaaa unfortunately I haven't watched Fall Guy yet buuuut surely all those stunts and back injury MUST have caused him at least one or two incidents, hell maybe he's even requested to mess for a scene 😎

[acheyghouls]

Hello I have a BloodyMary Simon hc that might be up your alley:

So Simon is from another planet/universe (depends on how we're cooking). He has an ENTIRELY different gut biome probably, and sometimes when a body comes across a food Too Different from food it's used to it gets upset.

Imagine Simon finally being clean and safe and happy but he can't eat any of the food on the ship or on Erid without being uncomfy for a bit. He's on a specific diet to get him safely acclimated but damn it Simon wants to know what certain things taste like!

Wait omg,,,,GALAXY MIND

Lord knows what they were eating on the station! They were rationing, meals were small, everyone got the same thing and the food they were eating was definitely ,other worldly so,,,,that royal fucked Simon's gut UP

But dang it if Grace's food doesn't look good!! It isn't some glop of grey and beige, it's real looking food!

Simon knows he can't just eat willy-nilly, he has to take it slow. But....ooooh one sneaky bite won't hurt him!

It does. Oh lord it does.

Poor Simon is trying very hard to not act like his mouth is cotton-y and that his stomach isn't having the WORST cramps and that the fine sheen of sweat on his forehead is just from work-

But whoops Grace is definitely talking to him but Simon's ears are ringing and whoops,,,,there goes the food,,,all over the floor and onto his lap in a very undignified retching way.

Grace is concerned! He's thinking that something went wrong with Simon's meals but theeeen he sees a leaf or a half-digested bit of bread.

Grace sighs, "so I wasn't my imagination that there had been an extra bite in my meburger huh?"

"Mhmph," Simon whimpers, hands still curled around his stomach, "m'orry," he mumbles as sour bile is still dripping from his lips.

Grace pats Simon's back, "it's okay, at least now you understand *why* we've got you on that specific diet now, don't we?"

Simon just nods miserably.

Grace helps Simon up, "alright c'mon let's get you to the bathroom, I'll see if there's still some gravol," Grace says, "and possibly imodium," he adds under his breath.

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Creature slowly developing language and learning the word “poop”, being almost a little excited because he gets that feeling in his belly that turns into muck on his backside and he knows what it’s called! He knows that word! He walks his stiff legs over to Victor (a bit of a waddle with his leaky cloth bandages sagging behind him) and timidly yet proudly announces “Victor…. Pooooop!” (In that slow drawn out way of his) hoping to get some praise like he did in the early days when Victor was still excited about his progress.

But of course Victor just gets angry and reacts in disgust, yelling and dragging him to the wash basin and practically throwing him in and aggressively scrubbing him raw (or maybe just leaving him there to figure it out himself) ugh I keep hurting my own feelings but I love it LOL

He heard it while Victor had been working, he remembered it!! Now he has a word for what that is!!!!

Creature what's Victor to be proud of him, that he understands now, he knows the word (does he understand the part of,,,not doing in his bandages? Not yet but,,,progress!!) But then he is met with anger and being dragged to the wash basin😭

The whole time Victor is grumbling, Creature must be doing this on purpose, he must be purposefully defecating then telling Victor to mock(??) AND POOR CREATURE IS JUST CONFUSED BECAUSE THAT'S NOT AT ALL THE REASON,,,,,he was just happy to be able to voice something new💔

[acheyghouls]

If The Creature is afraid of messing because of the abuse from Victor I bet once he learns how to hold it he’ll be doing it waaay too much despite Elizabeth’s warnings and he’s probably pretty frequently constipated! What do you think the medicinal go-to was in that time period to get the bowels moving? Did Elizabeth give him some sort of laxative every week or so and just diaper him up real good with a few extra layers that day?

Does he get into the habit of holding his pee in too because any accident just feels so scary and bad? And that gives him a habit of holding on to the last minute and then not being able to make it to the potty? So even though he has muscle control he’s still diaper dependent and constantly fidgeting and doing a potty dance despite Elizabeth encouraging him to go to the chamber pot?

Is the chamber pot traumatic to him and he’s afraid of it because Victor used to tie him to it and leave him there for hours or days until it would cut into his legs and give him wounds?

Oooh ABSOLUTELY poor Creature accidentally giving himself constipation because it's just a response to hold it because he's so sure he'll be hit or berated (don't worry, Victor is kept on a very very short leash)

Back in the 18th century a fairly common treatment for constipation was,,,mercury mixed with sugar- which for Creature it has no real bad side effects since his body heals do rapidly so that became the go-to!

Creature didn't really like it, it tasted disgusting! But by god did it work,,leaving him very very empty and a Creature promising himself he'd never let it get that bad again (he does 3 weeks later)

And omggg😭😭😭 the chamber pot certainly becomes a trigger for Creature! He doesn't see it as an aid to make his body feel better, he sees it as a tool for punishment!💔

Thankfully Creature doesn't associate that fear with an actual toilet so when he is nearby to a washroom he will use it! Buuuut he's not always close to one especially since he does tend to hold it until he physically can't!

So, he's definitely padded up, for peace of mind and because it does soothe Creature,,,knowing that if he does (inevitably) use it, Elizabeth won't yell or punish him, she'll just help♡

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Grace secretly (yet not very secretly) liking being praised for messing in his diaper; he loves feeling his brain turn to mush from all the praise while his padded bottom gets pat. He absolutely loves basically going mindless while someone else changes him, praises him, and even humiliates him a bit for completely packing his pampers

All the while, he just giggles, babbles, and drools while they talk down to him and praise him and pat his bottom~!

He’s just such a little stinker, he can’t help making pushies~ he’s DEFINITELY not a scientist anymore in these moments~

And… I feel like he’d like this even more if it’s from Stratt (power dynamic stuffs)

GALAXY MINDS YOU TWO ABSOLUTELY GALAXY MINDS👉👈💖AAAAAAAAA

A scientist needs his de-stressors!! Some drink, some hook up annnnd some like getting praised and coddled for making himself a mushy seat 😌

And Stratt has found herself becoming particularly fond of this as well♡ Because she too gets to forget the stresses of the project, the calls, the deadlines,,all of those fade into the background as she just pats a very fully padded rump of her second💖

She likes seeing those intelligent eyes soften, how they unfocus and she is Grace's only focal point, how she is currently his world as she ask him if he's being her good boy and making her a gift~♡ (to which Grace gives a noise that's better described as a content coo than actual words because he doesn't need those scientific terms right now😌)

Stratt likes being in control and Grace likes giving her that control because he knows she'll take good care of him, make him her compliant, mushy Grace♡♡

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Oh my godddd literally sobbing crying throwing up (lol) about The Creature being treated badly when he has accidents even though he literally just got here!!! He is essentially a newborn in some ways!! He doesn’t even know what it means to urinate or defecate let alone potty training?!? Ugh poor thing, Victor making him feel terrible every time his body does that thing where he freezes and has to grunt and push until his backside feels warm and yucky. He wants to stop it but he doesn’t know how! He starts to learn how to read his body’s cues and knows when he’s about to mess (not enough warning to get to a chamber pot and definitely no understanding of what that is) so he gets into the habit of sneaking away and hiding to mess :( and probably continuing to hide because he knows if his accident is discovered he’ll be in big trouble…

This makes for lots of good opportunities for comfort once Elizabeth figures out this pattern! She starts to notice when he has suddenly disappeared and goes to find him, learns his chosen hiding spots, often catches him mid-push or just crouched and hovering because he knows enough to avoid sitting down (this was something he learned through experience) and when he sees her the tears start leaking from his eyes (and maybe he starts leaking elsewhere in fear too) because he thinks he’s going to get punished.

Maybe there’s even a panic attack the first time and he tries to figure out how to dispose of the soiled wraps/makeshift diaper himself and makes an even bigger mess, or maybe he even thinks to plug up his backside somehow thinking that will solve the issue? He watched it done on a leaky pipe once and that worked right? Does he hurt himself even more doing so???

Sorry that was so long lol I’m just really enjoying this 😭😭😭

HE'S LITERALLY 3 HOURS OLD😭😭😭

Omgg Victor when I get my hands on u!

Because it's not like Creature is doing this on purpose!!! He has no knowledge of his body, he doesn't understand WHY his body gets this weird pressured ache that only feels better when he pushes and gets a very murky feeling on his backside!

Ooh Victor yells, he scolds and hits Creature as if those things will help😭 all it does is make Creature hide when he feels that sensation and definitely try to hide or ""fix"" this issue (aka Creature did definitely attempt to, plug the leak because he doesn't understand!)

Being over 7ft tall it's,,,a bit difficult for Creature to "hide" behind furniture when he feels that urge,,,but he's found a few areas that mostly cover him.

But, Elizabeth is inquisitive, she could read patterns and pretty quickly figured out what Creature was doing.

She crouched infront of him when she found him, she knew standing over him would just make him feel worse/more fearful! Ooh Creature definitely flinches and cowards, instinctively trying to hide his bottom and eyes filling with tears!

Ooh Elizabeth is so kind! She reassures him that he's okay, he's not in trouble! He knew his body needed to do something and he responded in the only way he knew, that's not something to be punished!!!

She eventually coaxes him out of his hiding spot, telling him she'll help him clean up, perhaps find him some garments that are a bit easier to,,dump if required.

Now, was potty training a creation made by her brother-in-law on Elizabeth's radar this time last year? No. But, it was a task she was very ready to take on! ;w;

[acheyghouls]

Grace messing his diaper while being praised so much that his brain basically becomes mush and he’s just reduced to babbles, giggles, and drooling~

And even some gentle pats on the bottom for good measure~!

Wetting is one thing, that isn't as embarrassing, it's just urine something very easily cleaned.

Buuuut the other? Ooh that somehow switches a flip in his mind. Maybe it's the sensation of his body doing something that was *more* than just peeing, maybe it's the sizzling embarrassment that thumps in his chest as he feels how empty he is now-

Annd then comes the praise- he feels their fingers going through his hair, their voice soothing and sweet as they praise him for something of basic, so human.

In that moment, all those scientist thoughts are GONE. He's just Grace, tummy empty and head empty. He makes a small noise as he nuzzles close, feeling their hands running down his back and resting under his full padding- they pat it

And Grace just looks at them, those baby blues hazy with relief and he giggles, he actually giggles- the lead of astrophage is giggling because he's getting praised for making pushies.

Andbssjeisksm u are awakening something in me nonny

[acheyghouls]

Also anytime Felix hurls he pisses himself a lil bit 😌 because old men peeing because they're pushing too hard while puking is very cute