dismantled almosts

// “everything in life is just for a while.” //

[yeahponcho]

please excuse my grandpa in the background but here’s poncho enjoying her thanksgiving superworms

[mineapple]

i will NOT excuse your grandpa he is INTEGRAL to my enjoyment of this video

[visitheworld]

[plazm]

Lauterbrunnen, Switzerland

[loldodgers-deactivated20180416]

What if Mike was short for Micycle

[entertainingtheidea-deactivated]

[gsarchive01]

i love the older generation the way they just [clenches fist] vote us out of the eu and die before they have to see any consequences

[loicnottet-archive-blog]

“Brexit won without a single bullet being fired” hey nigel my guy have you heard of a woman named jo cox

[ameliastardust]

Honestly

[humorstaff]

Where’s the lie

[gsarchive01]

what’s dropping faster, the value of the pound or my will to live

[cockbiteproductions]

“all that matters is that u tried ur best”

me: *instantly flashes back to every moment i procrastinated and wasted*

me: ha hah haahah…… ….. yeah…….. my best……. that is the thing i totally did

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

“Those who do not know history are doomed to repeat it.” <scene cut to: me wearing a toga and confusedly trying to conquer Gaul>

[untrustyou]

[actualdogvines]

[mycoins]

this looks like a dog wearing a dog costume

[baconpancakeslovesfatties]

“Chris [Pratt] never uses a spit bucket. When you do scenes where a character is eating, you eat and then spit it out into a ‘spit bucket.’ Chris just keeps eating. If you see Andy eating a cheeseburger in a scene, you should know Chris Pratt ate like 8 cheeseburgers. I love that guy.”

-Aziz Ansari (via hellagaby)

[demiiwhiffin]

from girl of the earth by katy maxwell 

[mocha-notes]

Beautiful! I will be adding this to my motivation wall.

[jokebone]

This is so pleasant

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

someone: hey look at my cute pug

me: haha cute! 

me: [internal monologue] Do I tell him? No, I shouldn’t. I don’t know why I feel so eager to tell him his dog is the asthmatic inbred result of Man playing god