ray

22 and not cool

[achingarts]

mack is soooo embarrassed at the ea sports use of the judi jupiter audio because in the video he was like in his own little world with will and then rewatched it and was like oh fuck is this what everyone else is seeing and now he throws up in his mouth a little bit everytime he hears the audio

[achingarts]

my favorite thing about will smith is that all anyone is going to hear about his summer is a wholesome little story about lexington and the cape house and running on the beach with his dog and his family when in reality he is probably living in a gray apartment in the seaport with another fratty hockey guy living a drink sleep gym repeat schedule

[achingarts]

chelsea dagger started playing on my drive home from work and i was suddenly struck with a brilliant idea for a connor bedard edit. it was only afterwards i realized today is his birthday (something i only know bc he is one day older than my little brother) and now i feel like it was his spirit sending me a sign. like was that a message? do i need to make a happy birthday connor bedard edit?

[achingarts]

me reading yet again in a samisa fic sam leaning over misa and him thinking about how big, how wide, sam is, how he’s caging him in with his shoulders: yeah yeah yeah, we get it. size difference whatever. have we considered that they’re both professional athletes. i mean it’s not like misa is some little guy and sam is a giant. they’re both huge!

me after seeing that grouse grind picture: it appears they were underselling his width.

[achingarts]

me and sam dickinson have the same body type in the sense that it appears 90% of bodyweight is held in the shoulders

[springfable]

celebrating bedmint halloween this year thank you nhl schedule for letting me know in advance

[achingarts]

samisa splashing in a pool on a day off, jumping on each other’s backs to playfully try and drown each other. misa coughs until he gags because water went up his nose. meanwhile, mack is standing in the shallow end, grinding his teeth with his arms crossed because when they invited him to go to the pool he figured they’d meant swimming laps but now they’re not working out and rick said he had to stay for at least an hour because it’s “good to socialize” and “you need to make friends with the other guys on the team”

[achingarts]

october 30th, 2026 mason lohrei’s phone is going to be blowing up with the meanest texts he’s ever received from fraser minten (bc mason is still a bruin. obv.) who is once again at garment district trying on costumes trying to decide what to wear for their joint halloween costume walk in because “no one got it last year” and “connor flamed me for it” and “you’re not gonna embarrass me this time because you won’t wear a lobster suit”

[achingarts]

mack when asked about being on the cover of The hockey game, which is possibly the coolest thing that could happen to a 20 year old guy: wow, uh. pretty cool i guess.

mack when asked about a play after will had a turnover so egregious the other team scored and he got benched: his vision is just something else, it’s so rare you see a player like that i mean *with a twinkle in his eye* he’s just so special we’re all so lucky to play with him

[achingarts]

my dream, like i would fall off the face of the earth, would be for fraser minten to style those jokers he bought for his halloween costume in a casual summer outfit

[achingarts]

in high school i developed a crush on one of the hockey team captains after my brother who was on the team told me about how the other captains beat him up in the locker room once which is terrible obviously but also that did something for me and i need to put a fictional portrait of an nhl player in that position right now

[achingarts]

he’s so pretty i need to watch him drown tragically but beautifully like the guy from titanic

[achingarts]

mason lohrei is still in the bruins but i wake up everyday in fear

[achingarts]

everyday this post gets a little more attention which i think is a good representation of how im feeling because yay he’s still a bruin but oh god

[achingarts]

very happy for connor bedard and frank nazar bc in january i (very drunkenly) cried to my mom that it was so sweet that will and mack had each other because being in the nhl must be scary and i wished that connor bedard had a best friend too and then he could play better

[achingarts]

thinking about this… i love connor bedard. i also would perform terribly if i was annoyed that i didn’t have someone who could hang.

[achingarts]

“bawunced”

[achingarts]

i love fics where will is just center of this fucked up sexual relationship between like 3-5 people and while they’re all going through emotional turmoil and being in love with him and hating each other and fighting he’s just like ugh it’s so hard being blonde and fucks off to san jose because it does really seem like that’s how he moves through the world

[cutebrini]

which could mean nothing