adam stanheight headcanons
i'm mentally ill. anyways relationship headcanons for the silly man ig. is the adam stanheight hive even alive on here anymore?
warnings - nsfw mentions.
he's a fucking pussy he would procrastinate for like a month.
tries to come up with a damn script but can never get it right, causing him to panic even more.
decides to just freestyle the whole thing but then that makes him stress out more.
when he finally tells you, he'd be so nervous he'd try to stall.
would end up saying some shit like "hey i have to tell you something..." *panics* "uhh.. your hair looks nice in a ponytail."
"adam, my hair is literally down."
gives in and just mumbles the whole thing like "ireallylikeyouandit'sfineifyoudon'tfeelthesamebutijustwantedyoutoknow."
you have to get him to repeat it bc you obviously didn't hear a damn word.
he finally repeats himself more clearly and then proceeds to look at the ground.
once you tell him you feel the same way, this dude starts acting all cocky like he wasn't 2 seconds away from shitting his pants.
"ohhhh you're so obsessed with meeee~"
given his trauma from the bathroom trap and the betrayal of lawrence breaking his promise of coming back for him, adam is most likely going to be quite clingy since he feels safe with you.
there were times at the beginning where you would have to try your best to convince him that you won't leave him. sometimes you still do, but it's not as bad as it was at the start.
like you could be cuddling and then you get up to use the bathroom but adam would hold you tighter the second you start to move, and you'd have to promise him that you were just going to the bathroom and that you were going to come right back.
he's very grateful for how understanding you are though. sometimes in the back of his mind he worries that his trauma is a burden for you, but you always find ways to prove that it's not.
very big on cuddling, he tells everyone that he's the big spoon but in reality he's the little spoon.
loves having his hair played with, whether you stroke it, run your fingers through it, twirl it, etc. it makes him feel loved, it makes him feel 𝘴𝘢𝘧𝘦.
back hugs are essential!! he loves both giving and receiving back hugs. sometimes, if he's in his red room developing his pictures, if you randomly give him a back hug and watch him as he works he will immediately forget what he's doing and turn all of his attention to you. in which case you'd have to tell him to finish his work.
he'd do his bitchiest pout but would oblige, once he finishes his work he damn near wrecks everything with how fast he spins around and tackles you with a hug.
honestly the type of dude to be like "adam and (y/n) sitting in a tree, k.i.s.s.i.n.g." before kissing you.
would probably also make a cooties joke.
but he will never give up the opportunity to have some kisses!
also dude can KISS like damn okay.. 👀
when it comes to affectionate nicknames, he would probably call you "babe" or "baby" but i feel like that's as far as it would go.
like i don't think he fully digs nicknames, he doesn't mind them, but he seems like he cringes at some of the nicknames that people come up with, like "honeybun" or some shit.
loves giving you random nicknames though.
one time he called you "optimus pussy." another time he called you "sexy doorknob."
one time he just called you "stan the man" like idk why he did that, but he just did.
will melt at any nickname you give him though, secretly loves the cute names you give him. but he also loves it when you can match his sense of humour and give him random nicknames back.
his favourite silly nickname that you called him was "dookie stain." like it had him in stitches bro, the man has questionable humour.
doesn't actually have much experience with dates, but he tries.
his favourite activity to do with you is to just stay home, watch a movie, and eat whatever the fuck you want. he feels at peace on those dates.
sometimes he'll take you out to places to try and impress you. you mentioned ONE time that you had been craving a certain type of food from a restaurant and what did he do? well he took you to the wrong restaurant by mistake but he still tried 🫶🏻.
walks are nice, he likes holding your hand as you both walk around admiring the scenery around you.
cd/vinyl stores. yup. real bc i said so.
bro starts pulling some corny shit like playing a song out loud on one of the record players and tries to dance to make you laugh. bro thinks he's in a movie 😹🫵🏻.
but above all else, i don't think he gives a shit what he's doing as long as you're with him (preferably within arm's reach.)
this man is not gonna dom anyone for shit💀.
like have you seen the man? he's so pathetic.
he's vocal for sure, he whines and whimpers idc.
he is EAGER to please you, like he will go down on you as if you're his last meal.
the thought of him not getting any attention for his 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨 problem whatsoever until he gets you to finish at least once turns him on big time.
he's a spit enthusiast, whether you're spitting or he is, he doesn't care it gets his head spinning all the same.
sometimes if you feel like teasing him, you won't let him fuck you or touch you. instead you tell him to simply jerk off whilst you do the same.
that makes him lose his damn mind but as i said, he's eager to please you so he'll do pretty much anything you ask him to.
talk dirty through the entire ordeal, if you say some shit like "it's a shame you're not gonna fuck me, you're doing so good it's adorable how desperate you are to make a mess of yourself." he'd probably have to stop for a few seconds in order to stop himself from cumming then and there. strangled noises and whimpers following close behind of course.
loves it when you're on top, one time you called him a pillow princess when you were riding him and bro busted immediately -much to his embarrassment- but you quickly assured him that it was okay and that it was cute.
but of course he won't let you do ALL the work. he wants you to relax from time to time too, so every now and again he'll put in the work.
this is where we come back to him being clingy and a stinky little cuddle bug.
literally will not let you go, he'll ask if it was good, if you were okay, if he did a good job, etc.
showers you with compliments and i love you's. smiles at you when you return them, loves hearing you speak so sweetly to him.
runs to clean you up. sometimes if he's too tired, still a little bit in the mood, or both - he'll just clean you up with his tongue. but usually he runs to get a towel for you, and he carefully washes the mess off of your body before you take a rag and do the same for him.
one time during after care, you kissed the bullet wound scar on his shoulder (from when lawrence shot him) and told him he was beautiful. that caused him to cry and pull you into an embrace, mumbling out a string of thank you's and i love you's.
idk i have primal urges towards this man.
