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#happymothersday to this absolutely gorgeous, wacky, treasure of a woman 🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷

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Clothes can be props too💥 The Gaga project continues 🌟⭐️🌟⭐️🌟⭐️🌟⭐️🌟 #ladygaga #lovegame #professionals @mariaggian (at New York, New York)

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It’s my birthday, I’ll witch when I want to ✨🖤 #birthday #witchfingers #wine #couch (at Hudson Hotel)

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I present to you: “A CHRISTMAS CAROL” the first of many brain children Lauren and I hope to conceive. Like, laugh, share, link in bio, you get the the picture ✨🎄 (at New York, New York)

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#happyfridaythe13th from a dirty ole hag and her black cat 🖤 #kissesNOThisses #halloweenaftermath #fbf

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@ladygaga it’s your birthday, so @mariaggian and I are having champagne and dancing all night. DM me for the address, if you’d like to join us ✨ #ladygaga #nyc #birthday #littlemonsters (at New York, New York)

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Missing Halloween ‘17 💀👰🏻🖤 . . . #halloween #brideoffrankenstien #october #throwback #latergram (at New York, New York)

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#fbf to last Easter, when I made casual, leisurely use of the #pittsburghchair 🙋🏼‍♀️🌤🐰 . . . #easter #pittsburgh #spring #fannypack #bringitback (at Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania)

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A windy #wcw ♥️ Mam & I circa ‘97ish @ Alcatraz CA . . . . #mom #90s #california #famvacation #hellablonde #zebrapants 🦓

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HaPpY HaUnTiNg 👻🖤🎃🌙🍂🔮 . . . . #31daysofhalloween #october #ghost #happyhalloween #happyhaunting #chalkboardart #chalkboard (at Astoria, New York)

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I love these beebee beeb babes with the fire of 1,000,000,000 (and then some) suns ☀️🐱🐯 ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ #catsofinstagram #babesofinstagram #cats #love #sistas #fall #31daysofhalloween cause #whynot

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First rule of #FridayThe13 : acquire a lush bath bomb that looks like your cat 🖤🌙 🖤 🖤 🖤 🖤 🖤 #catsofinstagram #blackcatsofinstagram #lushbathbomb #31daysofhalloween

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Put some fake blood to use, made my sneaks a little more interesting 💉🖤💉 #happyhalloween #fakeblood #sneakers #nyc #31daysofhalloween #october (at New York, New York)

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"OMG, WUT, IT'S OCTOBER?!?!?" 🖤👻🎃🖤👻🎃🖤👻🎃🖤👻🎃🖤👻🎃🖤👻🎃🖤👻🎃🖤👻🎃🖤👻🎃🖤👻🎃🖤👻🎃🖤👻🎃🖤👻🎃🖤👻🎃🖤👻🎃🖤 #31daysofhalloween #catsofinstagram #blackcatsofinstagram #october #halloween #witchinghour #frightnight (at New York, New York)

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Waiting (im)patiently for @ladygaga with the best Mummie out there ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨ #joanneworldtour #gaga #queen #citifield #yaaaaaas (at Citi Field)

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Today. Is. The. Day!!!!!!! cannot contain my excitement 😍😍👻👻💅🏼💅🏼💋💋🎉🎉 @ladygaga #joanneworldtour #pawsup #citifield #gaga #queen (at New York, New York)

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When your friend is trying to take a gorg bday pic but you crash it and then it slowly becomes some sort of amateur americas next top model situation.... swipe for the progression 👸🏽👸🏼🤴🏻 ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ #latergram #astoria #actors #notmodels #wannabemodels #brunch #birthday #sunlight #luz #bday (at Astoria, New York)