i didn't get the joke

"The last thing you'll hear, is my laughter." { indie older!Joker Junior rp blog. }

[ha-harleyquinn]

[aclownsrevenge]

I think I'm going to change Tim's story a little bit today.

[mistahjslover]

Maybe … Joker by ~XMenouX

[wouldyouliketoseemymask]

"So maybe I’m crazy. But aren’t we all a little crazy in love?”

[aclownsrevenge]

kfscrashtoo:

"Why do you say that, Timmy?"

       "...Kid? You--how'd you get in here?"

[aclownsrevenge]

       "Don’t you worry about a thing." Tim purred in a sarcastic, but somewhat soothing voice, as he was leaning down to adjust the bomb under the his little hostage's chair, glancing up only for a moment to meet their eyes. "Batman is gonna to come 'n save you. --Because, everyone knows Batman only saves the people that don’t matter."

[quiaddeformetur-deactivated2014]

To               l o v e

             is to be

                                 vulnerable

                           and             I              would rather                     be 

                                                                   heartless               

                                                                                     than          h u r t

[jasonvsthecrowbar]

Knock Knock

6. My character walking in on yours kissing a stranger.

One of Jason’s eyebrows quirked up at the sight. “Whoa, didn’t know you made friends so fast.” He had never really seen the kid kissing anyone else so this was a bit of an unusual scene for him to walk in on.

[jasonvsthecrowbar]

He watched the whole encounter going on before him, even listened extra close to try and pick up a word or two of whatever language they were speaking, but couldn’t quite catch it. Jay watched the man leave the room before looking back to Tim. “You didn’t have to stop on my account, I can leave and let you get back to it. Wouldn’t want to be a cock block.” He said while shrugging his shoulders.

[aclownsrevenge]

       Tim pressed his lips into a thin frown. He wasn't doing that for fun. "Well, he's already gone, so just spit it out."

[jasonvsthecrowbar]

Knock Knock

6. My character walking in on yours kissing a stranger.

One of Jason’s eyebrows quirked up at the sight. “Whoa, didn’t know you made friends so fast.” He had never really seen the kid kissing anyone else so this was a bit of an unusual scene for him to walk in on.

[aclownsrevenge]

       Tim flinches back away from the man, the flushed color burning on his cheeks only deepening when he spotted the owner to the voice. "I--You'd be surprised," The clown murmured to himself, before he leaned up to the man's ear and whispered something in a foreign language.

       The older man nods dumbly, his reply slurred in the same language before he moved across the room and stumbled out the door. Once he was gone, Tim sighed, and wiped his mouth on the back of his sleeve as he averted his eyes to the side. He would be lying if he wasn't a little ashamed of that part of his job, especially since Jason had just witnessed it. "Did you...need something, Jason?"

[megan-hansenn-deactivated201704]

send me 'have you evers' and i will reply with yes or no

[rpmememaker]

"Now hold still…"

"Stop screaming or I’ll use duct tape."

"They had it coming, they were too friendly with you…"

"There, that should keep you quiet."

"No one will find us here."

"You’ll be mine forever."

"I’m going to kill him/her."

"I don’t like people touching my things…”

"Don’t bother to struggle…"

"Did you think I wouldn’t notice?"

"Your friends are too close with you… I don’t like it..”

"It’s for your own good."

"I won’t take no for an answer."

"Keep running, I like the chase!”

"It’d be a shame if your friend was hurt…"

"If you promise not to scream, I’ll remove the gag."

"Oops, did that hurt?"

"You can’t just keep me here!"

"I’m calling the police!"

"Stop threatening anyone I talk to!"

"You’re hurting me!"

"W-what are you doing?"

"Stay away from me!"

"You’re being so clingy, it’s weird."

"Let go of me!"

"Someone is bound to come soon, they’ll notice!"

"What are you planning to do with that?"

"Did you think I wouldn’t notice you watching me sleep?"

"You killed him/her!"

"Don’t hurt me!"

"Release me!"

"Untie me!"

"Help me!"

"Put that down!"

"You’re scaring me…"

"That’s a really bad joke, quit it…

[jasonvsthecrowbar]

"Jasonnnn."

"Well look who it is"

[aclownsrevenge]

sexgunsandmangos:

Jason took a couple steps closer to get a better look at his visitor, always having to check when people just showed up in his apartment. “Yeah something like that…the days start to blend together. I’m doing alright, attending to the usual bruises, cuts and scratches that come with a long night of work.” He ran a hand through his hair. “So whats been keeping you away?”

       Tim felt a spark of anger flare through him at the thought of someone touching Jason. Huffing, the clown kept his gaze on the carpet and tried not to let the annoyance show on his face. “Harlequin had an accident. I had to stay with her for a while. The rest was just work. —Why? Ya miss me, Jay?”

[theworldneedssomeoneclever-blog]

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[aclownsrevenge]

theworldneedssomeoneclever:

"As we dance with the devil tonight."

[jasonvsthecrowbar]

"Jasonnnn."

"Well look who it is"

[aclownsrevenge]

sexgunsandmangos:

"Not a whole lot surprises me. So whats up Tim?"

       ”That’s a shame.” Tim scanned his painted nails from his seat on the head of Jason’s couch. “My bloodlust. But that’s nothing new. —How’ve you been holdin' up, though? It’s been, what, three-two weeks?”

[aclownsrevenge]

       "I need a day off."

[jasonvsthecrowbar]

"I guess I’ve got a problem of bringing up the worst shit in conversation." Jason replied, glancing down at their hands then looking back to Tim’s face. "But if you’re so insane, how do you keep me from seeing it?"

[aclownsrevenge]

"I...I don't know. I just can. --I just..I don't want you to see me like that. You'll hate me." Tim removes his hand, before wrapping his arms around himself. He had to bite his lip to keep himself from saying anything else.

[jasonvsthecrowbar]

"Utterly insane? You really think that about yourself? Cuz I mean, I know crazier people than you." He rests his hands on the desk and leans against it. "Well what have I really missed in those couple years?"

[aclownsrevenge]

"I was forced into insanity, Jason. I've never let you see that side of me, for more than one reason." He slowly reaches over and rests his hand over Jason's. "I don't wanna talk about it. Ever. So stop askin'."