Acme Replete AI

It's not art — it's A.I.

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Here's an alternate version of the spooky stormy grocery store image you see at the top of this page. I see the best sunsets and the scariest storms from the windows of grocery store chains.

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These kind of pics always imply that the nosy brats are in danger when really, it's probably just a guy in the woods wanting to be alone.

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Sometimes it can be so bad it's good? Maybe?

Maybe not.

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Still trying to think of a way to make this work IRL. Outside of a hospital, of course.

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This guy up above wouldn't turn his iTunes or whatever off.

I don't know where my head was when I came up this one.

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On the other hand, this one was just so darn sweet.

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You can probably guess what the prompt described for these.

The same prompt was even used for this one:

Which, you know, is a thinker. I understand more where that painting in the background came from than I do why Watchmen Dude is sitting there.

And do note that my prompt said nothing about bald men, which is why the following is not only the most disturbing of this series, but also perhaps the most bewildering.

Man, fuck AI.

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I asked for them to be on a date inside the solarium of a Wendy's, but I guess that specific type of information shorted out the AI's wirings.

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Whenever I've heard "Let Your Love Flow" by the Bellamy Brothers, I've always imagined these two white guys in show-biz cowboy outfits lipsynching to the song on a videotaped variety show in front of a green screen showing spectacular nature scenes.

And you know what? I wasn't too far off!

(Here's one featuring a bonus Bellamy Brother.)

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24 hours locked in a mall with a silverback gorilla or with five black mambas?

It's a no-brainer. The gorilla, obv.

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The man suspected of the crime by the police detectives is expected to call the woman — who was thought to be an accomplice but in the end may have been the mastermind of it all!

The original prompt was just detectives sitting around a phone in a police station, but that led to just dudes sitting around looking at a phone all over the place.

That one above was part of the sad series, but then I was able to replace the telephone with a turntable. Now it's a magazine ad from the early 1970s!

Dreamshaper never gives me what I want, but it does sometimes give me what I need. In this case, a woman, accompanied by two identical twin detectives.

Here it is again, except in full color.

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All I did was type "The Utah Psychiatric Clinic" into the prompt and this showed up.

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One more before the weekend's gone.

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Thank you for joining me on this incredible journey.

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Joni said they were hissing, but all I hear is rat-a-tat-tat.

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"Why, yes, Barbara, there are a lot of plants in here. You know what I call it sometimes? I call it The Jungle Room."