I Never Know Whats Happening

Hi, im Ally, aro/ace, idc what pronouns you use for me, and im convinced im the funniest person alive

[aconfusedsimp]

Peter : ask him something

James, on the phone with Sirius : how are you feeling?

Sirius : fine.

Peter : ask something more personal

James : at what age did you realize you were gay?

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[dear-ao3]

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[aconfusedsimp]

I think the marauders would make friendship bracelets at some point but argue over what a good quadruplet theme is and Remus is just like… what about the Four Horsemen

Like the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

And they’re just like well sure mate that works

It’s would look something like this

[aconfusedsimp]

Regulus: hey can you pick up milk?

James: yeah it’s not that heavy

[aconfusedsimp]

Marauders as things said at my lunch table pt. Idek

James: that’s interesting

Regulus: yeah I guess so

James: oh! I’m going to the store tomorrow to get bread and-and-and-and-and-and

James: 😡

Regulus: are you going to finish?

James, outraged that he stuttered: no not anymore

[aconfusedsimp]

Okay so don’t question it but James Potter is just like me fr so I also assume that he’s had weird vacations. Take my personal experience for example:

I went to a cabin with my siblings and parents and to start the night off me and my older sister accidentally spilt hot dog water in my moms drink and didn’t tell her and let her drink it and it made her very mad. The reason we got hit dogs is because we saw a fat ass raccoon in the woods so I named it Betty and we were feeding it. Well Betty left and got friends. A little baby fox to be exact. So we went back inside and got raw steak and we threw it at a wild animal trying to get it closer to the house. Little fox goes away and comes back with big fox. So we went back inside to watch the only 2 films in the cabin, Jurassic Park and Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinos. We were there for a whole week. During our stay we found out we were throwing raw steak at coyotes, not foxes. And we were going like pspspspspsps to get it closer to the house. And I think something similar happened to the marauders

[aconfusedsimp]

Regulus: god is a woman a Peter wants to have sex with her

James *choking on his pizza*: what did you just say???

[aconfusedsimp]

Regulus dropped this bomb on James at 11:45 PM and then went to bed and woke up to him blowing up his phone like “how tf does your brain do this in its free time, mine can’t even do it for school work”

[aconfusedsimp]

Sirius: Hey, James, do you support gay rights?

James: I am gay.

Peter: HE’S AVOIDING THE QUESTION

[aconfusedsimp]

James: A Z is just a sideways N

Regulus: Get out of my dorm

James: Zo

[aconfusedsimp]

Regulus: You’re toast, Potter!

James: Oh yeah? You and what toaster, Black?

[aconfusedsimp]

Sirius and Regulus just trying to go down the hallway:

Snape: We’ll if it isn’t Tweedle-Dum and Tweedle-fake-boobs

Sirius and Regulus:

[aconfusedsimp]

Regulus Black regularly makes this face and I will not explain why I think this

[aconfusedsimp]

Marauders as things said at my lunch table pt 5

Sirius: that’s literally homophobic

Remus: you literally told me yesterday you were aro, how are you being homophobic right now

Peter, who loves making his friends mad: I meant aerodynamic actually

[aconfusedsimp]

Things said at my lunch table as the Marauders pt. 4

Regulus *talking about a horror movie with Remus*:Who won the baby eating contest?

Remus*who knows what going on*That bitch with the nasty hands and greasy ass hair

James and Sirius*who tuned into the conversation and don’t know what’s happening and are terrified*: What the fuck are you guys talking about

[girlblocker]

tag game where were u and what were u doing when u found out the queen of England died

[merlin-being-merlin]

UPDATE: Tiffany G did not make any of the three spots. So many people worked to spread the message on multiple platforms, and our AO3 is protecred from Censorship. Thank you to all who shared, commented and stood up for the truth of what was going on. Hopefully we can prevent something like this from happening again in the future!

Those who may not be aware, for the OTW election in progress there is one candidate who is practically out to end it all:

Tiffany G.

They are wanting to censor and make AO3 a place of control. They want to take our freedom to write and form it to what they think is the correct guideline to, "Make it more friendly."

AO3 already has a ton of filters and tags in place to aid in helping each person tailor their own AO3 experience. Something triggers them? They can filter that tag out. Wanna read G only? Can filter out the rest. Want to read E only?

Filter out the rest.

What this person is wanting to do, it'll take away the beautiful community we have. It is a platform of freedom, of writing what you desire and posting it to find others just like you. To try and put a semblance of authoritive control.. it's repulsing.

Please, please please for those who can vote, DO NOT VOTE FOR TIFFANY G. IF YOU DO AO3 WILL END AS WE KNOW IT.

Can't vote? Pay 10 dollars a year to become a member so you can vote in the future. I just did and regret not doing so earlier.

If you can't vote like me? SPREAD THE WORD. LET THERE BE AWARENESS. DON'T LET THIS PERSON TAKE AWAY THE AO3 WE LOVE. STAND UP, YELL IT OUT:

DO NOT VOTE FOR TIFFANY G.