Omega Mischief

john egbert | 19 | he/him | omega hi there, my name is john, but people oh so cleverly call me coy. i decided to start this blog to document my life as a coyote omega in a world dominated by wolves and alphas. my hope is to make friends and to make a name for myself in hollywood. So far so good. M!A: n/a(but accepting). [semi-indie ABO omega John Egbert blog] [blog will be nsfw, mun is 18+]

[acoycoyote]

pweciouspurrbies:

I believe in u!!

Nah not really

that’s so sweet, thanks!

how do you make money, then?

[acoycoyote]

pweciouspurrbies:

:O

Ur so busy!! Omg!

kinda! i don’t have major roles in the movie or the tv show, but it keeps me busy.

what about you?

[pweciouspurrbies]

Thts good!

Eh mostly build stuff 2 kill time but i dont get paid 4 tht

[acoycoyote]

i’m gonna become a major star someday, though! just you wait!

not even selling the stuff?

[markv5]

Котейка в сапоге

[strohller27]

“Puss in boot”

[disgustinganimals]

jesus christ

[cryoverkiltmilk]

he boot too big for he gotdamn feet

[kindredconfectionery]

acoycoyote

dean is always a great answer. i approve.

maybe alien crocker got him. but that’s a bit amusing. alien crocker, vampire crocker… i wonder if there’s a betty crocker that is actually just a bitty old lady.

thanks! i’m glad you agree, and i don’t have to show you the error of your ways. maybe. i hope not. she didn’t sound very nice. i kind of hope there is one who is just a regular old human lady and not some weirdo like me.

[acoycoyote]

if i thought dean was wrong, i would have been beyond help, honestly. 

i don’t think alien overlords will ever sound nice. but a movie where some huge company mogul was actually an alien bent on world domination sounds like something straight out of syfy. all it needs is some sort of shark hybrid. business sharks!

but you seem nice as far as weirdos go.

[acoycoyote]

pweciouspurrbies:

:O

Ur so busy!! Omg!

kinda! i don’t have major roles in the movie or the tv show, but it keeps me busy.

what about you?

[acoycoyote]

kindredconfectionery:

Originally posted by 21kitchen-sinks

that wasn’t really what i was looking for, but it’s dean, so. i’d believe that. i just want to feed the world, not own it. it’s true though. that’s what he told me. he was a pretty strange guy, but i haven’t seen him around in ages. i wonder if he’s all right.

dean is always a great answer. i approve.

maybe alien crocker got him. but that’s a bit amusing. alien crocker, vampire crocker... i wonder if there’s a betty crocker that is actually just a bitty old lady.

[acoycoyote]

pweciouspurrbies:

^u^

Im glad ur a good tored! Wut do u do 4 work?

don’t laugh. i’m an actor.

[pweciouspurrbies]

An actor?? Thts so cool!!

[acoycoyote]

hehe, it has it’s moments. i’m doing a minor part in a movie right now, but i’m also gearing up to go back to the tv show i’m in, and also be in a music video. 

[acoycoyote]

pweciouspurrbies:

^u^

Im glad ur a good tored! Wut do u do 4 work?

don’t laugh. i’m an actor.

[kindredconfectionery]

acoycoyote

true… but wow. like… dude.

i think it’s mostly my universe that offends. can’t really tell you why, since from what i’ve seen, all  universes have their problems. 

dude. :) they really do. i had someone accuse me of plotting world domination once because i also happen to be the founder of crocker corp aka the parent company for betty crocker since the betty in his universe was an alien bent on doing just that. if that’s not a problem, i don’t know what is.

[acoycoyote]

crocker corp? no way! if anyone is angling to take over the world, it’s disney. everyone knows that. but... that’s a weird thing. an alien being on world domination? 

[kindredconfectionery]

acoycoyote

wow… that… you win… that beats the fuck out of being able to get pregnant.

i wasn’t trying to win anything. you asked a question, so i answered it, but i’m sorry someone’s got a problem with the way you’re put together. that’s bullshit.

[acoycoyote]

true... but wow. like... dude.

i think it’s mostly my universe that offends. can’t really tell you why, since from what i’ve seen, all  universes have their problems. 

[acoycoyote]

pweciouspurrbies:

Coy? Ok! :D

How r u?

yep. that’s me! :B

i’m okay. still a little salty. mostly tired! but a good sort of tired. a good day’s work sort of tired. 

[kindredconfectionery]

acoycoyote

what are you?

cain, as in the cain, and the first vampire. take your pick as to what puts a given people off more.

[acoycoyote]

wow... that... you win... that beats the fuck out of being able to get pregnant.

[gddr6]

[takes a single step out of bed after 8 hours of sleep]

[acoycoyote]

pweciouspurrbies:

Yis im dyl! Iys nice 2 talk 2 u!

nice to talk to you, too! i’m john, but call me coy.

[eyebrowgod-deactivated20181204]

*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing

[acoycoyote]

psa

frosty is the best as scritches ever. just a fact.

[acoycoyote]

kindredconfectionery:

not the multiverse, since i didn’t know about the multiverse back then, but i have been rejected by my people and by other people around me for what i am, yes.

what are you?