Hades 2 underworld bosses: You have to fight Hecate, Scylla, Cerberus, and then Chronos. 4 bosses, just like Hades 1 :))
Hades 2 surface bosses: You have to kill a flesh eating cyclops proceed to the ocean where you have to kill either a pirate on heroin with a machine gun or the fucking hell octopus then while recovering from the low health you surely have after that fight we will throw you into an arena where a green haired lesbian calls you fucking stupid and explodes you with an even bigger machine gun than the michael phelps pirate you will then limp up mount olympus with 2 health and a legion of evil robots and monsters all attacking you at once then you will meet prometheus who has spent eons having his liver eaten by birds and no longer has any emotions nor fear. And also you will then fight satan’s favorite bull Lassy and then fight Satan himself who is the size of a fucking walmart superstore and has no health bar
