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reached out to a new therapy practice and cried while filling out the intake form because i am so fucking tired and unenthused about having to lore drop again but so it goes i guess
i doubt i’ll ever be done with therapy but remaining in this half-baked state without any assistance does not feel like the greatest plan so discomfort it is lol
heartbreaking: this heated rivalry fic author has no idea how hockey works
warm up doesn't end with them starting the game....
it's alternate captain NOT assistant captain!
there is nothing in the world that a player could do to "break a goalpost" and they also can't "stomp on a puck and split it in half"
NHL teams are not sharing a tunnel!!!!
ILYA ROZANOV AND SHANE HOLLANDER ARE NOT GETTING SENT DOWN TO THE MINORS NO MATTER HOW GAY THEY ARE!!!!
i don't care that it's the all star game they are NOT UP BY SEVEN!!!!!!!!!
THE TEAM CAPTAINS DO NOT RUN PRACTICE THE COACHES DO!!!!!!!
There is no extended break around Christmas!!!!
ROOKIES ARE NOT MAKING "MORE MONEY THAN THEY EVER IMAGINED" BECAUSE 1) THEY DID NOT STUMBLE INTO THE NHL THEY HAVE BEEN DREAMING ABOUT THIS THEIR ENTIRE LIVES 2) ELCs START AT 750K A YEAR, THAT IS A LOT OF MONEY YES, BUT ALSO THAT IS AN IMAGINABLE AMOUNT OF MONEY, EVEN IF THEY GET A CHUNKY FIRST CONTRACT THAT IS STILL AN IMAGINABLE AMOUNT OF MONEY!!!!!
this is a canon nitpick not a how hockey works nitpick, but..... Shane won 2 cups with Montreal, Ilya won 1 cup with Boston, together they have three COMBINED cups, BUT neither Ilya NOR Shane are winning their INDIVIDUAL FOURTH CUP while on the centaurs (unless you've written them already winning a cup while on the cens) because 2+1=3 (Shane) and 1+1=2 (Ilya)
if you're going to make your own names for teams that aren't mentioned in the book or show awesome! maybe just like.... check the list of NHL teams first???? because uhhhh......
the VANCOUVER CANADIANS?????
and the BUFFALO SABRETOOTHS?????
WAGs aren't making posters to hold up at the game.
defensemen are called defensemen because they are the skaters who defend the goal NOT because they are the skaters who take do the fights.
SHANE HOLLANDER AND ILYA ROZANOV DO NOT HAVE ROAD ROOMMATES AT THEIR BIG AGE!!!!!! THE NHLPA BARGANED THAT OUT OF EXISTENCE (except for players on ently level contracts) IN TWENTY FUCKING THIRTEEN!!!!!! this inaccuracy is unforch reinforced by the show and the book which has Ilya rooming with Connors and Shane rooming with Hayden long after their ELCs would've been done. HOWEVER I am choosing to believe that the book and show is NOT inaccurate, but simply that the NHLPA is somehow even more useless in the game changer universe than it is in our universe.
Players from opposing teams are not doing locker room media scrums together!!!!!!!!!!
Neither shane nor ilya nor scott nor troy not hayden nor ryan nor nor nor nor will ever ever and i mean EVERRRRR win SEVEN (7) STANLEY CUPS! That is not happening in this universe, or the game changer universe! that is not how the sport of hockey has worked in DECADES PLURAL!!!!! there are nine (9) players TOTAL who have won seven (7) Stanley cups and the last time any of those bitches won was..... NINETEEN SEVENTY NINE (1979)!!!!!!!!!!!!
weeknight hockey games typically start at 7pm and end at 9:30ish plus showering, media, and commute, Hayden Pike is getting home LONG after his children have gone to bed.
NHL TEAMS ARE NOT DRAFTING GUYS WHO ARE ONLY "OKAY" AT HOCKEY!!!! AND THEY ESPECIALLY AREN'T DOING IT WHEN THEY'RE FIVE FOOT SIX!!! (5'6)
a 6-2 win is neither breathtaking NOR record breaking. that's a normal ass blowout.
TEAMS DO NOT TAKE BUSES ON ROADTRIPS TEAMS DO NOT TAKE BUSES ON ROADTRIPS TEAMS DO NOT TAKE BUSES ON ROADTRIPSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TEAMS.
DO.
NOT.
TAKE.
BUSES.
ON.
ROADTRIPS.
general managers are NOT coaches and VICE VERSA (troy ryan is an idiot and should not be looked to for inspiration) coaches don't make trades! and gms don't run practices!!! (NEITHER DO THE CAPTAINS!!!!!)
finding a secular french elementry school in MONTREAL QUEBEC is not a challenge.
holy shit prev you're right shane did win a 3rd cup in montreal and i forgot because it's barely fucking mentioned in the books, and we DON'T SEE IT HAPPEN IN EITHER OF SHANE AND ILYA'S!!! IT GETS A THROWAWAY LINE IN THE FIRST CHAPTER OF THE LONG GAME AND THAT'S IT!!!!!!
^ THAT'S IT!!! okay well it also gets mentioned a bit in ch4 because they bring the cup to the camp, but like STILL!!!! shane won a whole ass cup OFF OF THE PAGE?!?!?!
I do stand by the "ilya isn't winning his fourth cup" comment, because that incorrect fact is what lead me to write that addition to the post. Ilya has won one (1) cup.
they aren't organizing whole team PR events for the second week of july!!! during second week of july at most only the guys with families are in town!!!! EVERYONE ELSE IS ON VACATION!!!!!!
and also THE PLAYOFFS ARE DONE BY JULY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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defensemen don't take faceoffs
Okay. I was on my beloved AO3 and I saw something that made me do a double take. So, now I really want to know…
What is your AO3 user ID?
I’m an OG user 5 digits or less
Six figures baby!
I’m in the millions…
I’m so curious to see how long people have been on AO3! I know some people have been on there since beta/invite only, but I would love to see what the number is on tumblr!
Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.
Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.
(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)
Are you safe?
Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.
I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.
I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.
A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.
The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.
I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.
…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.
(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)
lol my therapist quit and will therefore not be coming back from her maternity leave so now i get to go through the horrifying process of explaining everything again and this was really not what i needed let alone finding this out on my birthday of all fucking days
half-tempted to just go back to going it alone but also i know i’m so fucking close to breaking through on a lot of stuff and i don’t want to give up yet
well going to south carolina with my friends was extremely enlightening because turns out i was actually not on constant high alert for three whole days and that probably explains a lot about why i was suddenly able to fall asleep at a reasonable hour!
like yes i’m sure being in the heat and sun contributed but i was not constantly monitoring the situation and everybody’s moods and on edge waiting to be summoned and it turns out when that happens i don’t feel like i need to reclaim my time at night after everyone else is in bed! wild!
Stealing this from twitter but I liked the concept: put in the tags where were your 8 great-grandparents from (given modern borders) ?
tonight has not been good
didn’t go to the barn like i originally planned because the weather forecast had me worried and it ended up being a load of nothing which is unfortunate
so instead i ended up at home all evening but there are People in my house who don’t belong here and they are disrupting my routine and i got so overstimulated at dinner that my body was genuinely like you need to run away right now
so i went and walked a mile and a half around my neighborhood after dinner but it wasn’t enough and the feeling that i need to flee is not gone and i’m really tired but i can’t fall asleep
and i just really need them to fuck right off and get out of my house and more than that i need to get my shit together and move out so that i don’t have to be here for this anymore it is so not good for me
i've had this garfield panel saved forever and i even marked in my calendar today as "the monday that wouldn't die" so uh. happy(?) monday the 22nd aka the monday that wouldn't die
despite all of my depression and anxiety and insomnia and executive function problems and whatever else i have maintained the habits of always brushing my teeth and brushing my hair and showering and i’m really not sure how that happened given that i frequently have trouble motivating myself to do anything but here i am again bushing my teeth in our upstairs bathroom with a regular toothbrush because i couldn’t muster the energy to go downstairs to where my electric toothbrush is but i’m also unwilling to go to sleep without brushing them at all
which pittsburgh penguin are you? uquiz from twitter!
just me, coming to the realization that nearly every woman in my barn is spiritually and also sometimes literally an Eldest Daughter and that explains a lot about why we all get along so well
new plan: there is a call that i am on every morning which is scheduled for an hour but can take anywhere from half to all of that time. i do not ever have to talk on it and i’m only on it for informational purposes. i won’t be able to do this on days when i’m in the office because it starts after i get there but on the days when i’m at home i’m going to go for a walk during that call (whether it’s around my neighborhood or on our treadmill depending on the weather) because i can listen from my phone and should be able to walk anywhere from one to three miles during the usual runtime window which would be excellent to get me moving since i’m not great at waking up early to do it or doing it after work unless i’m riding.
most of the time i forget that some of my friends come from families that have obscene amounts of money and then i get invited to spend five days at their beach house in south carolina for the low low price of getting myself there and i’m reminded
parents thought one of my cats had escaped cause my dad left both garage doors open and the asshole cat from down the street came up and scared her and they couldn’t find her for a full hour despite calling for her and shaking treats and stuff and then i got home from the barn and called for her for probably five minutes and she came inside from whichever dark corner of the garage that she was hiding in and like. i’m glad i’m the person who makes her feel safe but also it would’ve been much less anxiety-inducing if she had come to my mom forty-five minutes sooner.
I do enjoy when a very old classic Tumblr post (like literally a decade old at this point) comes across my Dash and I click on OP's account and their last post was like, 30 minutes ago.
honestly not sure how people manage to be so addicted to social media and llm chatbots cause i was scrolling my phone this morning and had this sudden overwhelming feeling of absolute boredom and getting absolutely nothing from it so i just. put my phone down and went and read a 300-page book in four hours. and now i am going to go start another one.
i know we have a literacy crisis so many people actually cannot do that but everyone needs to start somewhere right
