A fucking unicorn

I can't fucking react, otherwise I'm gonna cough so much. don't expect daily post because I'm too lazy.

[skyvancer]

If there's protein, where's noobtein, godtein, and hackertein?

[skyvancer]

Brb, gotta make an omelette without breaking any eggs.

[skyvancer]

He want that fry so bad.

[skyvancer]

Yall ever stretch so hard you lose vision in your right eye for a second?

[the-frightening-ghoul-jr]

You are the youngest ghoul ever

‎

[skyvancer]

I just woke up and one of the only things from my dream that I can remember is that I had a spell book and one of the spells was "frenchify" and now I want that book.

[skyvancer]

(Four, four, four, four, four, Skate)

[asleepstew]

Me and my freinds @pandorathepenguin3236 and @skyvancer with a friend who i dont think has tumblr, all watched had watched three bad movies in a row. Fateful findings was the worst out of all of them by a landslide and not even friends could make this a bearable experience.

[skyvancer]

Bad news: I had to re-download Twitter to factcheck someone on tt

Good news:

WE WILL BE SO BACK BABY

[skyvancer]

[skyvancer]

Somebody better relate or sml:Lafayette gets it

Does anyone else get a little spooked when their state gets said in a story or smth

Worst feeling of all time

[skyvancer]

DUCK NO NEED POND MANSION

[skyvancer]

REMEMBER:

Tornado watch - the ingredients for a taco are here but haven't been prepared.

Tornado warning - Holy shit there's a taco

Tornado emergency - OH GOD, THERE'S A REALLY STRONG TACO COMING TOWARDS YOU!!!

[skyvancer]

"You think your slick ay?"

Me: (covered in oil) Maybe

[skyvancer]

I post jokes often; however, I know I shall never reach the peaks of comedy that I have reached before.

My brain is young; yet, I can but make a joke that equates to my past.

Someday, may I reach the pinnacle of comedy that has eluded my cranium, but the time is but now.

[rayainterrupted111]

tag game!

what was your favourite gift(s) you got this year for xmas?

lana del rey magazine

ballerina snowglobe

princess belle funko pop

no pressure tags: @ursodamnprettyyy @c0la-se1zures @strongbabydoll999 @xoxo-angel-girl @harlotstarlet777 @sweetestcola @k1llxe @pouty-valentine @just-another-girlblogg @c0ca1n3erotica @sparklingsonderingdeer @axeedoll @salvatore--girl @maneaterc @legoghini @dyingtruths @555stupidcupid555 @blackswannns @bitterswtdvll @viperxss @midshiftmood @miss-dior-whore @pepsicolaprincess0 @angelllove333 @angelwhispr @noralovesyouu @bunnypale @princessdollyy @anglkissss @immissworld846 @lizzygrant-22 @americanagirly @amysweetblog @rosesarered444 @gunsnrosesslut @thepersianangle @noralovesyouu @c0gnaclilacfumes @finalgirl-777 @norabunni @tealtrailerpark @gloomyghostgirl @angelllove333 @dolliee33 @rockstarsplaymate @saturns-favorite-ring @xc1nnabunx @bouffantandsecrets @bubb1eg0mfa1ry333 @lizzygrantreincarnated @m3lancho1ia @violetmelancholia

[rockstarsplaymate]

Thanks for tha tagggg

1. Calico critter figures

2. Hello kitty blanket

3. New makeup

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Tagssss

@just-another-girlblogg @angellicdoll13 @angelhearted @zoemoew2 @angelvalleyy @whinsperingangel @immissworld846 @acuteanglexx @lolarosies @luxy444 @pinkbabydolly @sparklypinkangel @rosesarered444 @xoxo-angel-girl

[immissworld846]

Thank you soo much for the tag @rockstarsplaymate 💜

Falling for Marilyn: the lost Niagara collection book

a portable DVD player

The Ronettes featuring Veronica vinyl

@teenagewhore17 @leopardluvrr @man3eater @sparklypinkangel @rribbonlace @theguyfromblur @tvsaresquare @isyanoir @iamdollparts777 @iheart2manythings @princessdollyy @armanisaysmeow @angelhearttz @alexalapresidenta @smashingpumpkinslovr69 @scentedsparkguerilla @dolm444 @femaleidolsgirlfriend @grungest2k14 @girlfailurism @heartshapedbaby @just-another-girlblogg @jumpropequeen727 @kittykoutouree @lizzygrant1o1 @lexith31tg1rl @lizygrant @c0gnaclilacfumes @cherryy777sworld @c0la-se1zures @cherryblossomgirl111 @boat-irow @brown-haired-angel @burntrosesxx @ballerinaonherhoneymoon @nancysinatra888 @morgancholic @roseupinmyhead777 @1cedlatt3 @1uv4jhene

[lizzygrant1o1]

Thx for the tag 🪽

1-Norman fucking rockell, ultraviolence, and born to die vinyls

2-vintage juicy tracksuit

3-new hollister hoodie

@cherryberrylol32 @lifecouldbeworsecalvin @fawnygr4ntt @l1ttlebones @liorgaoy @angelldoll1 @akalizzygrantdoll @astro-mango @yayansf1 @h @pinkifluffyunicornz

[lifecouldbeworsecalvin]

TY FOR THE TAGGGG ^^

1. South park socks

2. T-shirt

3. Radiohead book

@phantom-scares @huntersconstellationorion @luz0-o @shuichisdarkmistress @chatimcookedfr @cryst4lr0s3s2 @alpheiaa

And anyone who wants to joinnnnn

[alpheiamoth]

a gothic rosary with a built in letter opener

a suuper dark lipstick that isn't liquid!!! (for the past several years I have struggled with unsteady hands that make liquid lip products very difficult to use, and people kept getting me liquid ones anyways, so I'm excited to finally get one I can use!

cute cute cute skirt+matching corset!

@juniizhq @princessdollyy @z0mbi3gvtz @tinypixiewings @mickyx-x @bajablastlover2 @skullcat43 @hira-s0l @undivaified @kcookiez @roxxstarry @computerk9s @bthecasualdoofus @daughterofdeath28 @oakwoodvida @whirrapple @jonathanichigo @mias-train @evendeathhasaheart @lmfaothisitch @lillyissosilly @shuichisdarkmistress @cacalaka @thehyperfixationistlass @r0ckst4rrk1tty @cloveriz  @ikeashoppingitem @chrryfi @insufferablewhore @asecretnerdcollection @thegremlininyourcloset  @resolutelytwistedvoyage @catlover6700  + my other moots + anyone who wants to join in

[shuichisdarkmistress]

woah, I was tagged by both the last two people!! 1: radiohead's ok computer album cd!!! 2: tymo hair curler proplus (BEST FUCKING HAIR CURLER I'VE EVER USED) 3: a shit tone of jewelry from one person

tags: @lifecouldbeworsecalvin @chatimcookedfr @n3cr0crunk @izziesroom @deadandwalking @spencer-reid-is-so--me @raer0se @itsmeanatastia @shepherdwerewolf @cinnabrwonie @emludavis @thatgirlthathauntsyourdreams @caffeinated--trauma-ferret @atlas-hates-geography @qillahwasnotheree @greyay @velvetinerabb1t @39sm1le @jellyrybka @alacritik @ultimatecori @battersweet

[caffeinated--trauma-ferret]

ty for the taggg ε>

1: hello kitty chapstick!!

2: a human anatomy book for drawing :3

3: a cute sheep plush!!!

@sasgaycumfilledcondom (bc i want u to feel included even tho u dont celebrate Christmas 😭)

@vincian2 @trashiiisawsome @about-that-teenie-girl @sketchettemuffin @sashaaalikescherry @tinysanemi @thetinyanimeaxolotl @lyssiesslife @l1l1pad @bvbookwormx @jasper-the-alien @king-of-mountains @king-of-oreo @ace-productions7 @stonergrrl34 @46everyinchofsanity @rawrfatherwhatsthenews @frankenbrat @jessie1905 @ladykillerzsstuff @pitchth3baby @ratreekinghavock @kay27-iread @ginger-snap-doodles @iknowyouknowreeknowyeahhh-deact @jahanadulset-deactivated2025102 @strashy-and-sweets @cayennedoll @caffeinated--trauma-ferret

[sketchettemuffin]

1: drawing pencils (w/ shades 6B to 6H heehee skuhvsfkkustzkhgzclutVliy I'm crazy, m sorry :'3 )

2: GLITTER PENS sCsmhtdsmytdsnyrsdmystdusdhmstxsm

(it's not anything fancy, ik, now shut the fuck up-)

@rottmnt-tmnt @brokenarcademachine @caffeinated--trauma-ferret @pusstopus @kay27-iread @dreamless-cosmos @mariecherryofficial @ratttailz @strangelycasualhorror @trashiiisawsome @lucas-is-gay @king-goose-official @multifandomgirly16 @sukuna-27 @the-spooky-aroace-potatochonkcat @ambivertpotato2137 @telemachushehe (if you don't celebrate, js ignore ts post :3)

[strangelycasualhorror]

new computer mouse

new pizza plushie

pajamas

@str1ngsss @sevindrgon @luthold @pastel-goth-moth @mygfturnedintothelawofcycle @international-electromatics @kay27-iread @thevalkyrieflies @yourl0calqueer @yourrecoveringexantishipper

[international-electromatics]

1. Supremacy of the cybermen comic

2. Achu lego figure

3.nintendo switch

@xx-w0odl0use-xx @horror-movie-offical @jerseyshoremassacre @existing-offical @that1chaospotato @whatthekoi @z-exe666 @mad0katsuki @221biandconfused03 @just-thinking-about-nothing @confused-cookie-blog

[horror-movie-offical]

Terrifier t-shirt

dantes inferno book

a mini bjd (vanessaaaaa)

@null-the-void-monarch-offical @somesillywriter @rawrxp-casper @shoebill-offical @emofuker @i-hate-gcse-english-lit-offical

[null-the-void-monarch-offical]

didn’t get anything

@laciffo-natas @da-police-offical @homosexuality-offical @not-offical-offical @no-one-offical

[not-offical-offical]

here have a lizard 🦎

his name is jerry

1. charms :D

2. henna

3. pomni plushie (:<

isnt she butiful

@evil-moss-the-goober-offical @marinebiology-offical @pizzapops-offical @valentine-cadaver @pond-scum-offical @homeschooler-offical @towel-offical @amnesia-offical @crypticgoose2854 @tidy-offical @inflated-ego-offical @gaslight-offical @breadteleporter-offical @chaos-ducks @funkym0nkey-onyx @unshipper-offical

[breadteleporter-offical]

I got a new electric guitar and an amplifier for it :D

uhh idk open tags ig

[exoticmamba]

Iii got a computer i paid halfvsies on! And I got a lot of Chinese pokemon packs! :3

@soopsop @satan-offical

Ehehehe

[soopsop]

Uhhhhh new crisp controller and the first volume of spy x family and an airbrush set up

uhhhhhhhh @popcorn-milk @newtidy38 @just-bullshit

also girl why r u tagging satan???? u dont wnat the fame ong

[newtidy38]

Got money and some new stuff for my art setup so I can finally stop drawing with my fingersss

What about u guys?? @asleepstew @autisticweirdooo @simmeringdragon

[autisticweirdooo]

Got a hornet plushie, and a cd player. Alongside a pair of cat paw socks.

@lavenderdiedforthetenthtime @moldysamxmoldymario

Get Double tagged -> @asleepstew

[lavenderdiedforthetenthtime]

New Laptop! Been asking for that one. Giant calcifier plush, and what I’m most excited about: the entire box set of the whole Dungeon Meshi manga.

@asleepstew <- triple tagged fuck you

@clodsilly @minosprimeenjoyer

[asleepstew]

The Legend of Zelda a link to the past cartridge, Knights of Guinevere hoodie, and Pikmin 2 disc. In no particular order

@skyvancer @pandorathepenguin3236 @moldysamxmoldymario

[pandorathepenguin3236]

I got a really cool portable travel guitar, incredibly comfortable dragon ball themed pajamas, some new guitar equipment, a little homemade ice cream pint maker, and way too many hoodies.

I don't really have many other friends that have a blog that I know of and haven't already been tagged so some of these are double (or triple idk) tags but:

@minosprimeenjoyer @falsemindflayer @skyvancer @moldysamxmoldymario @obigawesomeo oh and for the fun of it, @asleepstew get quadruple tagged muahahahahahahaaaah

[moldysamxmoldymario]

My favorite things are

A game boy color

A small table to put some of my stuff on

And a game boy Lego set

@skyvancer @lavenderdiedforthetenthtime @autisticweirdooo

[skyvancer]

I feel like I need to reblog now that I have been mentioned thrice...

I got a wii with wii sports and wii sports resort (suck it liam)

I dont have many people to mention soo...

@throckmorton-the-skater the only idea I had lmao

Also, im mentioning @asleepstew for a fifth time, lmao.

Stay off the hook and use interrobangs or something.

[skyvancer]

Happy new year everyone!

Excect you B

Fuck you B

Bald bitch.

[skyvancer]

Dihydrogen monoxide?

DIH-ydrogen monoxide?

The woke libs are putting dicks into men's drinks to make them gay!