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pandorathepenguin3236

you guys will NEVER guess where I am right now!!!!!

I'm writing with one hand and drawing the other

skyvancer

This made me so mad I had to kick my dog

Can John hotel make hotel beds that dont get uncomfortable after two days?

#metronome? i didnt know nomes needed trains that bad #also b is bald

Can someone make a candle that smells like pre nose bleed, it smells like teal and I like that

#metronome? i didn't know nomes needed trains that bad

If there's protein, where's noobtein, godtein, and hackertein?

#noob #pro #hacker #god #metronome? i didnt know nomes needed trains that bad

Brb, gotta make an omelette without breaking any eggs.

#omelette #metronome? i didn't know nomes needed trains that bad

He want that fry so bad.

#goose #metronome? i didn't know nomes needed trains that bad

Yall ever stretch so hard you lose vision in your right eye for a second?

#metronome? i didn't know nomes needed trains that bad

the-frightening-ghoul-jr

You are the youngest ghoul ever

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I just woke up and one of the only things from my dream that I can remember is that I had a spell book and one of the spells was "frenchify" and now I want that book.

#frenchify #dream #metronome? i didnt know nomes needed trains that bad

(Four, four, four, four, four, Skate)

#tomodachi living the dream #igor tyler the creator #cherry bomb #cher bum #tyler the creator #HOW CAN I TELL YOU #metronome? i didnt know nomes needed trains that bad

asleepstew

Me and my freinds @pandorathepenguin3236 and @skyvancer with a friend who i dont think has tumblr, all watched had watched three bad movies in a row. Fateful findings was the worst out of all of them by a landslide and not even friends could make this a bearable experience.