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We live in a bad suburb, they say

The ageing rich flock here for unbridled sexual debauchery but they chicken out. They don't do a dirty dark deed.

They head to the local pub instead.

We sit there ready, say hello, chat about what we'd award the Best Drug Ever, and exchange numbers with ill thought-out networking plans.

I even have superpowers: I knew my plane was going to explode, and it did.

I read the news from bed, having skipped the flight, with a happy confidence in my abilities.

Mostly, I pay less than a movie ticket price for a life that is more eventful than a movie.

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Maybach Music ... I think I like this.

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At the buzzing restaurant, the brunette speaks across the table about her 24-inch waist to impress her boyfriend.

Two blonde female friends are out for a Catch Up. They're seated next to the brunette. She's killing the vibe tonight. They roll their 4 eyes like dice.

The brunette is winning, anyway: she understands T.S. Eliot and has vague plans of being a model.

In fact, she's been promised several high profile shoots that never eventuated. She also has some minor shoots under her small belt, such as adidas foot modelling, that she can't track down.

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Fuck. U can only talk briefly about linen or avoiding fine lines at this current frequenzy. Avoid talk at length right now

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I still keep thinking I greened out and captioned everything "blaze"

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Pope John Paul II was like Kobe

God is like Jordan

Steph Curry is like Bernadette of Lourdes

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I treat myself like the LeBron of spirituality in order to drive others away #hatershit

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If your surroundings are a little depressing try to liken them to Tarcy Emin bed

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I feel so pressed. Even my teeth are pressing me for no reason.

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YouTube celebrity boxing will evolve into YouTube celebrity art show curation.

It will be driven by a celebrity's desire to no longer "Be Content". A static hark back to the human-curated YouTube front-page of old, if you will!!

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The wrong thing is concerning

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You r choices

Proceed with caution

Or leave well alone

- Neo, The Matrix (paraphrased)

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I have become so insistent on silence during the occasional Lil Wayne song that you'd prefer to leave the room

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He said You don't need to be in the picture for it to be interesting.....sorry böut that

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Suddenly, today, my hurried mission to put on makeup and designer clothes came to an end.

I was offered a telehealth 15 mins before the IRL medical appointment.

Their one condition: I must pay double. I pay happily and unthinkingly.

A half-smeared-NARS-concealer face

Mismatch designer clothes holding it up

(Nothing negative, I look great).

Become basking in it