Nerd

French and Japanese student, slowly losing my sanity to tumblr. That is all.

[theeniebean]

I might be drinking and catching up on Star Wars animation, (Tales of the Jedi and Bad Batch), but @deadcatwithaflamethrower's Re-Entry is one of my major canon fanon takes on the franchise. Like, when I think of fandom influences, it's this and only this. (And maybe some QuiObi Jedi Apprentice fan archive fics from way back in the day. Which I lament but annually dig up via wayback.)

[funnytwittertweets]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

*adds a sprinkle of cornstarch to the plot and stirs*

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#NOOOOO URE SUPPOSED TO MIX THE CORNSTARCH INTO A SLURRY BEFORE ADDING IT TO UR SOUP ITLL CLUMP IN HOT WATER 

NOOO THE PLOT CLUMPENS

[thenatsdorf]

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

[immaplatypus]

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

[official-mugi]

“See him face”

I sure fucking do see him face

[just-things-i-enjoy]

Him face

[luccorvus]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021

[catsbeaversandducks]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (2)

[laurenthemself]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2022!

[shrewreadings]

Not fucking ignoring this, last 2 years have sucked. 🤬🤬

Goat burned, reblogging him face, so far not dead. Good luck!

[surroundedbybooks]

Reblogging him face whether it’s good luck or no, because him has a very cute face

[dear-ao3]

[ashes-to-lynx]

I firmly believe that fanfiction readers have the best poker faces. Like, no one is more sneaky/better at lying than those who have read crazy fanfiction smut in public while looking as casual as if they were responding to a text.

[theburiedgay-moved]

I made you guys a card 🥺

[lost-boys-things]

Someone: Why are you shipping this characters? I don't get it

Me:

[catchymemes]

Credit: @notlikethecar

[feijoaaas]

i hope this was posted literally two minutes ago because this needs about 500k notes stat

[charliecastiel]

“Dad’s on a hunting trip…and he hasn’t been home in a few days,”

[luvindowney]

For every Tony stark fan out there “ Smile though your heart is aching, Smile even though it’s breaking, When there are clouds in the sky, you’ll get by” 

[percyjacksonxrb]

Some people accept the ending of endgame as canon….. but not us.

[toney-starks]

Iron Man (2008) - Avengers: Endgame (2019)

I Am Iron Man

[rugarnx-blog]

[i-care-a-lot-about-a-little]

Well we made it through our first episode with no major deaths

[merriamlloydwebster-deactivated]

can u imagine being a scottish hogwarts student & having to go down to london only to sit on a train for hours and then be like a can see my hoose fae the fucking train ya entitled english cunts

[slowspinningredemption]

my advice for a haunting? real solid 100% foolproof Ghost Advice™? every time something creepy happens, turn in the direction of whatever it was, pause a moment, then slowly lick ur lips and say “…do that again” in ur most seductive voice. the ghost will feel very awkward and leave immediately. 

[slowspinningredemption]

then fuck the ghost you cowards

[meralasan]

that’s all, thanks for coming