jump at your own risk.

hello darkness, my old friend.

[acroass]

one time I dragged Roy to a backstreets boy concert, he still hates me for it.

[acroass]

plus side, he's sitting on the bathroom floor hanging out with me and even brought me a glass if water. boyfriend goals, friends.

[acroass]

You ever just been so sick that the thought of leaving the cold tile of the bathroom floor makes you physically anxious? Cause me.

[acroass]

/ I missed somethings during my hybernation today and I just want you all to know i love and appreciate you. I'm sorry things are hitting the fan, but I love you and think you're great.

[acroass]

hes home!!! and hes grumpy :( :(

[acroass]

the lead actor in this show is... hot

[acroass]

all this family does is bully me for being awesome and that's really not very gucci of them

[acroass]

I'm gonna do it. gonna move in. fuck it. YOLO, amiright?

[acroass]

pros of moving in with him: no rent, nicer apartment, unlimited access to his clothes to wear whenever I want, sleeping in the same bed everytime he's home, more time for the nasty, home cooked meals, a view from his v nice penthouse apartment, rain shower bathtub

cons of moving in with him: longer commute to work, b might have a stroke, sharing a space with another human being, actually moving all my shit out of my apartment, not being able to have people over, it means commitment

[acroass]

she’s hopping around on his pillow and singing, the little whistle she does just for him. basically we miss him and he’s been gone for two days. 

[acroass]

/ i just want to draw dick like in comfortable clothes sitting on a couch with his bird blue in his hair and just smiling, is that too much to ask? 

[snorlaxatives]

remember when you were innocently minding your business in 2008 and 3oh!3 dropped the iconic fucking line “tell your boyfriend if he says he got beef that i’m a vegetarian and i ain’t fucking scared of him” that was a transformative moment in everyone’s life

[acroass]

its a bad day here at casa la grayson, let me tell you

[acroass]

"what's for dinner?" hands him three take out menus, "decent Chinese, not great thai, and mediocre pizza. take your pick."

[ownheir-deactivated20201213]

i got to feed the bats today.

[acroass]

it’s really surprising that tim was the one and only family member to find out and confront me about who i was dating. with lots of glares and finger pointing. fun times. 

[acroass]

/ i’m honestly not mad about joe manganiello playing deathstroke mostly bc he sexy