Shakespeare is my Homeslice

Female. 20. Pansexual and sexy. Actress in NYC. I like to swear and talk about sex which makes me ideal friend material

[chaoticroguee]

The Kingdom:

The Hilltop:

Alexandria Safe Zone:

[amirwilson-deactivated20201125]

MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU

[amirwilson-deactivated20201125]

MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU

[ridleydaisy]

May the 4th be with you!

[thewightknight]

Shakespearean insults, with cats.

7 more here.

[kat-howard-deactivated20241127]

I did not realize how very perfect cats were at delivering Shakespeare’s insults until now.

[superprincesspea]

Star Signs as Walking Dead Characters

Aries- Rick

Taurus- Negan

Gemini-  Eugene

Cancer- Abraham

Leo- King Ezekiel

Virgo- Michonne

Libra- Morgan

Scorpio- Simon

Sagittarius- Jesus

Capricorn- Glenn

Aquarius- Tara

Pisces- Daryl

[thatsthat24]

The Question We Always Ask Ourselves 💭 (Feat. Jim Cummings)

[thatll-do]

HOW??????????????????

[ectoplasmic-bisexual]

FUCKING GLORIOUS

[sayaaensland]

Thomas: Hm. Do I have to take a poo? Mmm… yeah. Jim Cummings: *in the voice of Winnie the Pooh* Where are we going? Thomas: You’re mine now. Jim Cummings: Oh, bother.

[actingamy]

Its about time I described myself in #3fictionalcharacters isn't it? Without further ado, here they are! #barneystinson #leslieknope #gobbluth #himym #parksandrec #arresteddevelopment

[thenatsdorf]

Dreaming about carrots.

[actingamy]

My boyfriend is the best! He surprised me with flowers and the most romantic note ever (hehe) on my doorstep this morning for our one year anniversary. ❤ I am a happy girl. #nofilter #flowers #romantic #bouquet #boyfriend #relationshipgoals #anniversary #love #happy

[autoresponder9000]

Visit Original Link

SweetPoffin’s Female Cover Of Hellfire

[intothecostumeroom]

#oh no #nope #nein #this was completely and utterly unnecessary #why is this #I mean #now of course I want all the rule 63ed Frollo #gaunt sharp-edged implacable Mistress of Justice #she wanted to be a martyr but Rome fell long ago—she wanted to be a mystic bride of christ but the visions never came #so instead she is this—Sophia and Justita; blind and never-stinting #her flesh mortified and her will righteous #but then #Esmerelda #dancing on the rue de la cite #the love is still terrible and twisted; the shame is still burning under Frollo’s skin however she tries to fisplace it #…but god do I want that story

[styliferous]

It was just going to be a sketch and then my hand slipped

[possumsinatrenchcoat]

I just had to

[chlove-art]

I’m supposed to be working on my webcomic but—

[dukeofbookingham-deactivated202]

[eroda94styles]

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

“games aren’t art, huh???” *picture of skyrim*

[nttht-deactivated20181225]

[thecommonchick]

the 3 people that always like and reblog your posts

[unclefather]

[ink-bird]

@randomdaisy dear herbologist what the fok is this corn dog plant

[randomdaisy]

OH MY GOODNESS I SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND I WAS LIKE “OH NO…. DUDE… DUDE NO”

this plant is, in fact, a cattail (Typha genus, probably either Typha latifolia or Typha angustifolia). what’s ironic about this person’s encounter is that almost every single part of the cattail is edible– the rhizomes are starchy and, although tough, can be made into a nutritious flour; the stems can be peeled and used like asparagus; the pollen can be gathered and used to extend or supplement flour; and even the green flower spikes can be boiled and eaten like corn-on-the-cob, so this person sort of had the right idea.

the thing is, what this person has in their photo is a BROWN flower spike, meaning that it’s starting to go to seed and is probably a tasteless mouthful of either fiber or fluff. regardless of whether the post is a joke or serious, out of all the edible parts of the cattail, op managed to pick one of the ONLY parts of the plant that isn’t. and i still can’t get over that.

[cynicowl]

As a side note, rubbing that part of the plant makes an absolutely ridiculous amount of fluff come out (which is how it disperses the seeds). I highly recommend it but it’s probably best to do that when no one else is around

[suspiciouslyheterosexualbehavior]

are you saying i can jack off this plant and it will nut

[boredkyara]