gladdest thing under the sun

🐞 lumi 🕯️ they 🪷 21 🐚 dyke diva, femme fool, lesbian loser history student, part time local library clerk and museum guide work sufferer amateur fashionista and professional lover

[and-so-on]

tags? those are my footnotes

[17waterlillies]

happy anniversary to this incredible set of headlines

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

has anyone seen my sharp rock? i left it in the river for 100 years for safe keeping and now i can't find it. its many uneven edges have sentimental significance

[miniaturize]

i ❤ fact checking bold unsourced claims

[zonesoftime]

I like how looking for this post on your blog makes it look like you spent 3 hours checking whether or not apples are a type of fruit

[woman-becomer]

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

[flipchild]

Reblogging your old posts creates what is know as a "leitmotif"

[diphowell]

speaking from experience (dan's version)

[caffeinatedopossum]

(remembers) -1 hp (remembers) -1 hp (remembers) -1 hp (remember-

[teathattast]

[laterkiss]

we might be blogging hours apart but time is nothing. i love you

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[parkchanwoohoo]

[circusheart]

May I please have 1 everything

[bernieandtheaeroplanes]

Noah's Ark if every animal reproduced asexually

[circusheart]

Interesting I like it

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[oeing-oeing-clay]

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

[wizardarchetypes]

i wish mosquitos didn't make you itchy and give you horribly infectious diseases. i wouldn't begrudge them a humble nibble were it not so

[thepocketdyke]

Your dream gentleman is a butch