hollywood idol.

the world needs you for 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐲𝐞𝐭.

[actself]

#𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 — starring beloved hollywood icon & international movie star,   𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙽𝚈 𝙵𝚁𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙴𝚂𝙲𝙾 !    pulled from the set of his latest film,   𝗼𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗳𝗼𝗿𝘁𝘂𝗻𝗲: 𝗿𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗱𝗲 𝗴𝘂𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗲, dir. by guy ritchie.   independent, selective & primarily headcanon based. this blog will be campy in nature & should be viewed as a satirical commentary on the eccentricity of hollywood actors. managed by becker ( she / her. twenty-seven. ) minors and personals do not interact.

SLIDES. SIDEBLOG. PINTEREST. MEMES. PROMO.

[actself]

danny francesco 🤝 colt seavers + getting dragged into real life action bullshit against their will while being strangely qualified for the cartoonishly dangerous situations they find themselves in

[actself]

i know i haven’t done enough plotting to warrant this but who’s gonna give me threads based on iconic cinematic masterpiece notting hill (1999) 🔍👁️👄👁️

[depsidase]

[greelin]

as always, a bisexual man. at the scene of the crime.

[joshhcrtnett]

Josh Hartnett as Danny Francesco

OPERATION FORTUNE: RUSE DE GUERRE (2023)

[tvheit]

guy ritchie saw the chokehold mcq now has on mission impossible and the studios denying him a man from uncle sequel said "alright then" and made the silliest vibes only gay spy action romcom of my dreams

[actself]

danny got his big break in the mid 90s at only 16 years old so you know what that means? there is a 100% chance he started popping up on the cover of teen magazines not long after. shit like bop, teen people, and tigerbeat, specifically - the kind that had multiple pages of collaged photos and a gigantic glossy poster that you had to carefully rip out or the staples would rip the whole thing down the middle.

[mcflymemes]

MISCELLANEOUS SENTENCE PROMPTS *  collection #3

we can’t stay here.

i’m not here to be spoiled.

how should we go about this?

that’s a spatula.

you should get behind me.

is that a serious question?

that’s what i’m trying to do.

cover me.

have i ever let you down?

i can’t think straight.

i guess i’m out of practice.

what kind of music do you like?

how many people have you been intimate with that you actually loved?

you’re just telling me something i already know.

if anyone needs their rest, it’s you.

i can only assume your life has been rather lackluster without me.

i appreciate that more than you know.

i really enjoy the person you are today.

i’m not accustomed to the cold.

did you just drop my phone? is it cracked?

give me a second. i need to sit down.

where have you been hiding?

you look incredible.

that’s a lie and you know it.

you are a work of art.

we should go on vacation.

how did they find us?

you’re mocking me.

the world isn’t very kind.

i have pictures i could send you.

oh, good, you caught onto my bitterness.

you could have just led with that.

fools will be fools.

i’ve seen you on the news before.

is there a reason you asked?

and now we’re being followed.

it’s pretty nice up here, isn’t it.

if you need any help, just let me know.

perhaps we’re imagining things.

you’ve got better aim than i thought.

i thought you knew everything.

i’m not used to it.

you broke my door!

mind if i join you?

i yearn for quiet holidays.

fancy seeing you here.

i hardly think that’s necessary.

do you have a gun on you right now?

give me your phone.

i’ll try not to be too offended.

you could have called.

i like when you smile.

you’ve got a deal.

are you blushing?

that was the dumbest thing i’ve ever heard.

i thought you were supposed to be hard to find.

trouble always seems to find me.

i need your help, old friend.

i miss the cold weather.

you don’t need to thank me.

it’s just me.

that was cruel.

i deserved that.

i suppose it’s too late to say no.

we’ve all got a past. some are better hidden than others.

are you trying to tell me how to live my life?

what you did took guts.

no, that’s not what i meant at all.

i wanted to be closer to you.

it used to be cheaper.

you have powers, don’t you.

you’re a bad kisser.

that wasn’t supposed to happen.

sorry for startling you.

make sure you keep me in the loop.

did you hear anything else?

should we get moving?

do you want it? free of charge?

you’re just trying to hide the fact that you missed me.

was this always your goal?

i don’t want to put words in your mouth.

did i find you at a bad time?

did you have a good relationship with your father?

please keep your pants on.

we’re closing in on our suspect.

could you get it working again?

if you would take a second to actually listen to what i just said.

are you asking me to pick a favorite?

i wish i could unsee things.

you go that way, and i’ll go this way.

what accent is that?

can i kiss you?

i’m just happy they sent someone nice.

i think you would make an excellent dance partner.

keep telling yourself that.

the picture’s crooked.

hang on, i’m taking a picture.

you never let yourself relax.

we mock what we love.

i trust you. i always do.

i really wish you would ask first before taking that.

[zzzanzzz-deactivated20201124]

shout out to virgos... that doesn't seem like any way for a person to live their life but .. its great that you all find a way anyway..

[angelbabymikaa]

mens hands with rings. nail polish even.

[actself]

listen their whole relationship may have been fake but you can't deny they make one hot ass couple

[save-the-sky]

sometimes a family is a guy who loves expensive wine and beating people left and right, a sarcastic badass who can hack anything in her sleep, a quiet boy who looks dapper in a suit but uses a rifle like a pro, a bitter but stylish uncle, their adopted movie star and an eccentric arms dealer in heat

[actself]

𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮?

a house with teeth.

you consume all things around you, taking them in and never letting them out. you've eaten your past self, consumed your doubts, letting them settle somewhere inside you. there is a hungry thing sewn into you and you look forward, always.

[actself]

danny is a lot of things. selfish, pretentious, temperamental, demanding - but you know what he explicitly isn't? a republic*n.

[actself]

danny, sitting on the steps of his trailer in between takes, phone in one hand, cigarette in the other, judging fanedits of himself that were sent to him by his assistant so he can approve which ones are good enough to be reposted on his social media.

[actself]

hugh grant saying that danny brings out the best in greg and that he’d give up arms dealing for him, talking abt how they’ll open antique shops together, one in brighton and one in palm springs,,,, shut up!!!!! i’m gonna kms!!!