800-hmm-mmmm

gay, black, diabetic and obsessed with @rainbowmvp

[lizardsister]

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

[souvenirs]

[thememedaddy]

[polish-lolita]

[seasonofhorror]

Addams Family Values (1993) | The Devil Wears Prada (2006)

[philomenacunksmatepaul]

[troutreznor]

a day used to be 24hrs and cost $5 but nowadays a day only lasts 5hrs and they charge ya $20 just to live it. and you have to pay with an app

[lindadarnell]

FANTASIA: The Nutcracker Suite 1940 | Samuel Armstrong

[mutant-distraction]

Opalized fossil

[growexpandexplode]

[maimndevour]

[coffee-n-kush]

[pocketsizedpanther]

He can't keep getting away with this 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

[jackhawksmoor]

If people don't stop suggesting this stuff he's going to accidentally become a wizard

[actualdadbod]

We gotta pull the plug

[actualdadbod]

hate when a suitor asks what my plans are for the evening… “picture the sleepy time bear but he’s thinking about optimal seed starting schedules”

[chrisburke]

Donna Summer in the studio with Giorgio Moroder during the recording of "I Feel Love" in 1977

[pokeficdaily]

[bisforbutch]

For the last time. A bear is a FAT hairy man. FAT. FAT. Say it with me because it's not a bad word. Bears are fat men. Stop showing me dehydrated and muscular hairy white men. That is not a bear. That is some generic white guy I don't want to look at. Give me real bears or give me death.