Absolutely fucking not. Dolly Parton we still need you on earth wtf say sike rn
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I make no decisions and I will and die bi that
@actually-the-king-of-hell
(pun very much intented)(the only reason I'm the king of Hell is so I can party with the gays, now shush) Mo (they/them)
Time For A Witchy Checkup
Hey you! Stop scrolling for a moment, it’s time for your checkup. Take a moment to check each of these things and fix any problems you might find.
Wards and Shields
Are your special spaces still warded properly? Are the barriers still strong? Are there any holes or damages?
Are your personal shields still there? Do they need refreshing? Are there any gaps in coverage? Can you still do your work through the barrier?
Altars and Tools
Are the altars clean and organized? There’s no dust?
Are there any offerings that have been sitting out that need to be refreshed or disposed of?
Is there any unusual energy in any of your consecrated items?
Does everything feel charged and ready?
Your Body
Have you taken all of your meds that you need today?
Have you been eating/hydrating properly?
Getting enough sleep?
Does your body need anything from you right now to feel a bit better?
Entities and Other Things
Are there any regular offerings you give that you could/should check off?
How are things with your familiar? Your companions? The local land wights? The spirit(s) of your house? Do they need anything from you to keep the relationship strong, if you have one?
Are there any unexpected entities hanging around/taking up anchors? (Give your knickknacks a good check for this, as well as any old toys and jewelry.)
Do you have any promises, dedications, or oaths you’ve taken up? Have you been maintaining your end of the deal/is there anything you can do to be progressive about it?
Reblog if you don't use Generative AI to write fanfics/original fics or to create fanart/original art.
Reblog if you’d rather give yourself papercuts between each of your fingers and then rub hand sanitizer all over your hands than use generative AI to write or draw anything ever
Bedridden devotion to Hestia
A lot of you may know me and my bedridden posts from my main blog, @heatherwitch. For those of you who don’t: I’m both mentally and chronically ill and do a majority of my worship to Hestia from my bed!
Burn a candle on your nightstand, or use an electronic one!
Open your curtains and let the sunlight warm the room.
Make a potful of tea and keep it in a large thermos.
Watch movies that make you feel nostalgic and cozy.
Make a spray that smells yummy and use it when things feel a bit stale.
Set aside time to read a good book.
Knit or crochet. Craft something with your hands.
Say goodnight and good morning to her.
Get an electric blanket and feel the warmth connect you to her.
Cuddle with pets if you have them (or a stuffed animal).
Make a blog/journal filled with cozy, homely things.
Keep a few locally baked goodies nearby for when you need them.
String up fairy lights and use them as your only light source.
Whisper prayers and devotional pieces before you go to sleep.
Use a Himalayan salt lamp to connect to feeling of a fire.
Invest in little things (pillowcases, photos, curtains, etc.) that make your room feel welcoming and peaceful.
Make a little bottle filled with herbs, crystals, and other things that remind you of her, and keep it near - like a portable altar!
Listen to music that makes your soul happy and your heart content.
Take care of yourself. Brush your hair, use a wet cloth on your face. Be gentle and kind to yourself.
Flameless hearths and devotions
My other post on devotional acts for Hestia can be found [here], and my posts on bedridden witchcraft [here].
Hestia, the guardian of sacred fire
My prayer to Hestia, before bed
My Golden Lady, Let my work bring me peace, Cover me with your protection, Let the rest come over me with ease, And the next day seemed like a new spring, Protect me from harm in my time of vulnerability.
I thought I needed a new laptop but nope, youtube is slowing down your PC if you have adblock on on any open tab...
To be very clear about this: CPUs aren't magical devices that can operate forever. They generate heat. They wear out over time. This happens faster when they're operating near capacity. This is not just an attempt to inconvenience you; this is an attempt to damage your property.
For the "crime" of not wanting to be tracked/have ads pissed into your eyeballs 24/7.
Even if you've paid for the "privilege" of the latter.
Fuck Google, and I hope they get sued into oblivion over this.
i see everyone in the notes talking about newpipe but nobody's talking about youtube alternatives for desktop
IF YOU USE A DESKTOP PC OR LAPTOP, TRY INVIDIOUS
https://invidious.io/
it is a free, open-source alternative YouTube front-end. in addition to not having ads, it has other great QoL features like a download button. try one of the several instances on that link up there ^^^^
so i was super pissed and concerned about this but i have just discovered that while this is true, it is apparently only true for google chrome users. i just tested this by having ten tabs open in firefox playing ten different youtube videos at the same time and my cpu usage spiked to 25% as the videos were loading and then dropped back down to 10% as they played.
if you ever needed another reason to switch to a different browser, this is it.
You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw
same but it's black people
That's right
masterlist for lady hestia worshipers
last updated: 03.04.2026
Gender Magic
I noticed that there were only small pockets of posts on helping ease dysphoria or helping you feel more at home with your gender/identity so I decided to compile what I could here!
TERFS are not welcome to interact with this post. But, I always seize the opportunity to block gross people!
Updated June of 2026. Broken links are crossed out, if you have reblogged versions of those posts or something similar please send them my way! And please inform me of new broken links via askbox!
Spells (dysphoria):
Dysphoria healing spell
Dysphoria dispelling poppet
Gender protection jar
Voice dysphoria glamour
Menstruation dysphoria tea
Spells (gender identity):
Gender affirmation spell
Gender orientation validation spell
An enchantment to be seen as the gender you identify with
Gender euphoria incantation
Spell sachet for gender euphoria
Correct pronouns glamoured potion
Glamour to prevent misgendering
Misgender me one more time curse
Sigils:
Dysphoria is banished
I do not have gender dysphoria
My dysphoria does not rule me
My transition is smooth
My gender is accepted
I am protected from bigotry
Non-binary protection
For feeling more masculine:
Glamoured masculinity potion
The emperor’s reform spell (to strengthen masculine energies)
Adonis charm for trans men
Masculine-androgynous sachet
Bath spell for transmasculinity
Masculinity bath potion
Dapper magic
Masculine vibes charm bag
I am perceived as masculine sigil
I am full of masculinity sigil
I look more masculine sigil
I feel masculine sigil
For feeling more feminine:
Potion for trans-feminine people
Glamoured femininity potion
Venus charm for trans women
The empress reclaim spell (to strengthen feminine energies)
Feminine vibes charm bag
I am perceived as feminine sigil
I appear feminine sigil
I feel feminine sigil
For feeling more non-binary (any “non-traditional” gender):
Androgynous glamour
A glamour of androgyny
Divine chaosyne: Agender divinity
Divine androgyne: Bigender divinity
I am androgynous sigil / I appear androgynous sigil /I grow into androgyny sigil
Non-binary confidence sigil / Non-binary sigil / Nonbinary sigil
Divine chaosyne + divine androgyne sigils
Agender sigil
Bigender sigil
Genderfluid sigil
Demigirl sigil
Demiboy sigil
General:
Dysphoria tarot spread
Crystals for dysphoria
Binding protection bath
HRT ritual
I do not encounter transphobes spell jar
A spell for protection while coming out as trans
Banishing transphobia spell
Begone, transphobe! Minecraft curse
Other resources:
@sylvaetria‘s masterpost
@alder-bos’s masterpost (transgender witchery)
@magicusersresource‘s masterpost (spells for trans and nb folks)
@neurodwitches‘ masterpost (dysphoria and witchcraft)
Reworking gendered energies
Nonbinary Cosmology and Why It’s Important
Envisioning a Divine Gender Practice: Representation, Ritual, Practice, and Holidays
🏛️The Olympians🏛️
13. Hestia / Εστία
(Yep, I didn’t stop at twelve.)
"This is my weird son. He can't climb for shit, but he is handsome and strong."
#cats be like#is anybody adopt that#and don't wait for an answer
Everything that isn't food is a cat from the perspective of a cat. Cats can look upon the true form of eldritch monstrosities and keep their sanity. They'd just see another cat. A fucking weird-looking cat, but a cat nonetheless.
An always-reblog. 😄
things to say after fucking up egregiously
pack it up boys we've made a social blunder
let's run that again
one more time normal style
I'm going to become a statistic
further proof god is out to get me
it's because I tore my acl senior year
I couldn't do it for religious reasons
my ex took my talent in the divorce
good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)
🏛️The Twelve Olympians🏛️
12. Hephaestus/ Ήφαιστος
A mossy friend 🌱
🧭 "Lead Me Where I Belong" Prayer 🚪
Glad-hearted Hermes,
Immortal Guide to mortals in both life and death,
Friend to humanity,
Mark the map of my soul with the location of my true Home. Lead my uncertain steps in the direction that I'm meant to be, and allow me to rest my weary feet on a bed that I call my own. Grant me the wonder of freedom from the chains that hold me back in my current prison. Give me the key to my cell so that I may free myself.
I seek a refuge - a place that I am meant to happily reside. I seek a house that I can confidently call Home - a place where I feel a sense of belonging. I seek a sanctuary - a place that grants me reprieve from the madness of the world. Take my hand, Kind-hearted Hermes, and lead me to the place that I most belong. Fill my cup when I feel discouraged on my journey; remind me of the worthwhile destination at the end of my road. Imbue this fellow traveler with hope for the brighter future that will soon be revealed.
Take me Home.
Thank you, Great Hermes, and may your name be forever praised. I love you and am grateful for your time.
Praised be Hermes! 🧡
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|| A prayer about finding your "true home"/the place that you belong; written when deciding where to move for the next phase of my life ||
I'm so tempted to make a Tomodachi Life island called caratland and add all the svt members...
so I did a thing...
(inspo pics under the cut!)
the rest of the boys are finally done! (I will get them all better outfits eventually 😭)
(wonwoo, mingyu, jun, seungkwan, vernon, dino, dk, joshua, jeonghan, minghao)
