Cas Told Dean He Loves Him

I'm Ashley! I'm 29 years old. I have no idea what I'm doing with my life. I work with kids. Pizza is my first priority. Fat animals and baby animals are the two things I love most in this world.

[actuallyasuperhero]

alright guys now it's been 23 years, stay away from cornfields and back roads, cause jeepers creepers is on the hunt again.

[kyrumption]

That’s not a name. I don’t have a niece.

[pazdelahuertafanclub2005-deacti]

girls can talk to me for free.. men? pull out ur wallet bitch

[lexxnova]

What have you been doing since the lockdown

getting fat & masturbating

[citytowns]

got a broken heart?? put it in rice

[ruinedchildhood]

Shrek (2001) 

[pokemoncap]

[yungbasedblogger]

teacher: why are you late?

me:

[seraphsfire]

a concept: a bus, but horizontal

[seraphsfire]

i have to do all the work around here

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

I don’t know why but I was picturing this:

[maooids]

He had to fight his way to the top

[nieyao]

“he boot too big for he gotdamn feet” is literally the funniest phrase in the english language. im considering putting it on my tombstone

[vault11overseer]

but is it really better than man door hand hook car door

[nieyao]

he hand hook too big for he gotdamn car door

[orochislayer]

the terrible power of “dont stop believing” is you dont even have to listen to it for it to get stuck in your head, just hearing the name is enough

[orochislayer]

[despazito]

top 10 tumblr happenings of the decade:

10. the bone stealing witch

9. cole sprouse joining tumblr then leaving, claiming it was a social experiment or something and everyone got mad

8. that time the website broke in 2015 and it was really funny

7. piss jello

6. tumblr being bought for 1 billion in 2013 only to be worth 3 million in 2019

5. john green bullied off of tumblr

4. sixpenceee outed for having a child slave

3.  “female presenting nipples”

2. the summer 2014 war on tumblr by 4chan which ended abruptly because of

1. dashcon.

[valtsv]

ladies, if:

he's scratching at your windows

your car is broken down

and your boyfriend still hasn't returned even though he was supposed to be back by now

that's not your man, that's man door hand hook car door

[actuallyasuperhero]

I need more blogs to follow

Like literally anything, memes or shows or music or animals. I just need new shit. Tell me who is cool

[jedi-anakin]

#the manDADlorian

The Mandalorian (2019) Chapter 8: Redemption

[yesterdaysprint]

The Brooklyn Daily Eagle, New York, December 26, 1946

[imightbeacoffeesnob]

Why don’t any pet pigs come through my drive thru 😭😭