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today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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[dunhamsanddreamscapes]

[sadxfuzz-deactivated20141025]

today on satan makes a blog post

[mytinygayitalianson-deactivated]

Life tip: if someone slashes 3 of your tires, slash the 4th one yourself and blame it on the person who slashed the first 3. Now, your insurance will pay for it.

[clockworkjerk]

Life tip: If you slash 3 of their tires, hide out nearby until they discover their slashed tires. Take pictures of them slashing their fourth tire. Show police when they arrive on scene. Convicted of insurance fraud and still have to pay for tires.

[thelilnan]

i feel like i’m reading a Spy vs Spy comic in text format

[actuallybowling]

Or you can unscrew the little thing and let all the air out and screw it back on and do it slowly over time so they keep thinking they're buying shit tires but really you're just fucking with them.

[alexalexalexx]

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The Strokes // What Ever Happened

[slinkyfailures]

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Radiohead - Daydreaming - A Moon Shaped Pool

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[kittiezandtittiez]

[body5000-deactivated20180929]

sorry I wasn’t in the mood to be a person today, sorry I forgot to keep a conversation, sorry my soul needs ironing. give me a moment, a day or a so. it’ll be good. I’ll brush my hair and change my clothes. I’ll laugh a lot. I’ll say important things. it’ll be good.

[body5000-deactivated20180929]

sorry I wasn’t in the mood to be a person today, sorry I forgot to keep a conversation, sorry my soul needs ironing. give me a moment, a day or a so. it’ll be good. I’ll brush my hair and change my clothes. I’ll laugh a lot. I’ll say important things. it’ll be good.

[actuallybowling]

Fresh new tat and good times with the homies.

[ovadrive]

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[fluffmugger]

every time I see this my grip on sanity gets just that little bit slimmer

[the-real-d-sandman]

I always feel like it’s safe to mention that this isn’t just any band, it’s the Ukrainian Army Band for some reason.

[glitter-punk]

tag urself im the dancing guy

[sansgod]

why is this picture literally a summation of capitalism

[soundcreatedstars]

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Threat of Joy - The Strokes

Future Present Past

[profmth-deactivated20140808]

Mitt Romney’s family misspell their last name in the greatest Freudian slip in history.

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[multidjc]

I’m not even sorry

[libertybill]

never forget

[dixcnnected]

Reblog if you are insecure about anything below:

-weight

-appearance

-intelligence (or lack of) 

-skills (or lack of) 

-weird hobbies

-friends (or lack of) 

-body

-personality

-family

Who ever reblogs this will get a message in their inbox.

[thesweetsubmissive]

I don’t necessarily need a message. Just nice to know I’m not alone.

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Fugazi- Do You Like Me

You should pay rent in my mind.

[ldva]

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[kamonra]

This is the money pentacle. Reblog and unexpected money will come to you!

[chocolatesprinklesroyale]

Don’t do it. I reblogged this expecting money, but all I got was unlimited arcane powers, and the ability to bend the very elements to my will.

[kamonra]

No refunds.