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This shows humor is criminally underrated
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WORDS TO USE INSTEAD OF: RUN / RAN
Do you ever find yourself over-using the word “run” (or “ran”) in your writing? Try using these words instead:
sprint / sprinted
dash / dashed
dart / darted
bolt / bolted
race / raced
speed / sped
hurry / hurried
jog / jogged
bound / bounded
hustle / hustled
scurry / scurried
tear / tore
rush / rushed
charge / charged
barrel / barreled
zoom / zoomed
scuttle / scuttled
scamper / scampered
book it / booked it
leg it / legged it
Illustrations of Homophones
Credit to: Homophones, Weakly.
I read that a ‘illustration of homophobes’ and was so fucking confused until I scrolled back up.
me @ Michonne facing off against Jocelyn
When you have to hold down the power button to turn off a device
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“Artists are people driven by the tension between the desire to communicate and the desire to hide.”
— D. W. Winnicott (via quotemadness)
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Spell for Protection of a Loved One
this spell was actually created by sapphic_astral_projections on ig, but they don’t have a platform to post it on, so they asked me to do so for them!
this is a spell to keep loved one safe - not necessarily a romantic partner, although it was written with a romantic partner in mind. best performed when the moon is waxing to full. please obtain the person’s permission before performing spellcraft in their name!
♡ gather: dried sage; dried rosemary; apple (leaves, bark or seeds - dried); oak (leaves, bark or acorns - dried); rose (petals, flowers or hips - dried); mortal and pestle; candle of a colour you associate with the person to be protected; matches or lighter; sharp object to carve the person’s name into the candle with; oil empowered with protection (try this, or this); a small piece of cotton fabric in the same colour as the candle; red thread/string.
♡ prepare for spellwork using your chosen method (e.g. ground, centre, cast a circle, invoke a patron god/goddess, etc.).
♡ with positive thoughts of safety and happiness, anoint the candle with the oil. carefully and gently carve the name of the person you wish to protect into the candle about one inch from the top, asking the universe or your deity to protect them and hold them in safety.
♡ place the candle in front of you, but do not light it yet, and meditate on your goals until you feel ready to continue.
♡ when you feel that you’re ready to move on, place the sage, rosemary, apple, oak and rose into the mortar and pestle, saying or thinking: “sage to cleanse and birth anew, rosemary, for healing i call on you, strength of oak and apples sweet, merry part and merry meet. rose to represent my love, as below, so be above. i ask again before we part, to keep my loved one in your heart.”
♡ picture your loved one glowing with golden light, walking alongside you and/or your deity of choice, happy and well. when you are satisfied that your ingredients are blended well, take some of the mixture and place it in the centre of the cloth. you may also wish to create a protective rune or sigil to place inside. tie the cloth into a small bag, using the red thread.
♡ place the bag, along with any of the mixture which didn’t fit inside, in front of the candle you inscribed earlier. now, light the candle and meditate, asking the universe and/or your deity to bless this ritual and help you to accomplish your goals. again, picture your loved one, yourself, and/or your deity together, safe and happy.
♡ at this point you may choose to close your circle, put forth any offerings to your deities and whoever else you have invoked, or you may choose to continue meditation. either way, allow the candle to burn until the person’s name has melted away. then bury, throw away, or cleanse the candle stump and scatter the extra ingredients to the winds or over water.
♡ keep the amulet bag in a safe place or give it to the person in question to carry.
this is my favorite video! porky pig says son of a bitch!
ILLEGAL!! TAKE THIS VIDEO DOWN!!
my kitten says hello
WHAT
WAS
THAT
SOUND
I was not ready for this today…This is too much cuteness. I just..I can’t even..
i just got kissed by a cat. through a screen. and i love it.
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She burned at the stake as a witch in 1646; she rises out of the ocean unscathed in 2019. That’s the premise of Siempre Bruja, a Colombian drama coming to Netflix. Angely Gaviria stars as Carmen, a woman who lived in Cartagena before being killed for being in love. When she is transported to our present-day, she has to become accustomed to our high-tech way of life. The trailer gives us a taste of the magic we can expect, but you can be sure that Carmen’s ascension to our time isn’t the only supernatural element in store for us. Siempre Bruja, which also stars Verónica Orózco and Dylan Fuentes, will hit Netflix next year.
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Oooh I’ve been waiting to hear more about this for a while
How to go grocery shopping if you’ve never really done it before.
, Ok, so I know a lot of yall out there are fresh to adulting, and actually going to the grocery store is like….a lot. I remember just kinda….wandering around grabing random stuff and ending up with a lot of junk at the end and no real meals.
So here’s a basic guide of how to do it.
1. Start your list with stuff that doesn’t need recipes.
These will be your fast breakfast/pre-made meal stuff.
I divide my shopping lists into: Produce, Meats, Fridge/Frozen, Spices and Shelved. So this might look like:
2. Pick out some easy recipes.
We’ll do 3, just to see how this looks. Depending on how many dinners youre making at home/storage space/etc, you may have more or less. There’s tons of recipe websites out there. They are free.
So my three are:
https://www.readyseteat.com/recipes-Spaghetti-and-Meat-Sauce-3983
https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/228823/quick-beef-stir-fry/
https://www.bettycrocker.com/recipes/easy-beef-tacos/426c261d-b2eb-4e22-9cba-0066f3335591
Once you’ve been cooking a while, you’ll find that you have lots of recipes you want to repeat. I recommend printing these out.
3. Ok, so now, double check the serving sizes on your recipes and add the ingredients to your shopping list, one recipe at a time.
4. The next step is to take this list into your kitchen. Is there anything you already have and don’t need?
So I already have salsa, soy sauce, canola oil, and cheddar cheese. Don’t need to rebuy those!
5. Now you can print this out and go shopping.
Because we’ve arranged the list this way, you should encounter the items you need roughly in order. Just check them off when you find them.