The World Needs More Satoshiki :)

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Sometimes I think about how Miki has probably walked in on something she was not meant to see when visiting her brother

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Satoshi, looking through his clothes: Has anyone seen my top? Seiko: Kishinuma's in the kitchen.

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Satoshi: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers! Yoshiki: Please, just say fuck.

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Satoshi: What do you call disobeying the law?

Yoshiki: A hobby.

Satoshi: *Crosses his arms*

Yoshiki: That we do not engage in.

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Satoshi: I would never say that my partner is a bitch and I don’t like him. That’s not true… My partner is a bitch and I like him so much!

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Yoshiki : Do you want to know your gay name?

Satoshi: My... my gay name?

Yoshiki : Yeah, it's your first name-

Satoshi: Haha. Very funny, Yoshiki-

Yoshiki: *Gets down on one knee* And my last name.

Satoshi: Oh- oh my god-

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Ayumi: So, are you two dating now?

Yoshiki & Satoshi: Yes.

Ayumi: Why?

Yoshiki: I happen to find Satoshi very appealing.

Ayumi: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Mochida.

(This quote reminds me of this one I did a while back)

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Yoshiki: Hi.

Sakutaro: Hey, did you do what I said? Did you tell him?

Yoshiki: I did.

Sakutaro: And what did he say?

Yoshiki: “Thank you”

Sakutaro: You’re totally welcome. What did he say?

Yoshiki: He said, “Thank you” I said, “I love you” and Satoshi said, “Thank you”

(I guess you could say this is Yoshiki's aftermath to this one)

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Satoshi: I just want to hear those three little words.

Yoshiki: I love you.

Satoshi: That's sweet, but try again.

Yoshiki: I will behave.

Satoshi: There we go.

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Naomi: Aw, he's so cute.

Satoshi: Thanks, he's a rescue.

Yoshiki: Stop calling me that!

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Naomi: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Seiko: You are my reward.

*Meanwhile*

Yoshiki: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Satoshi: True, you can be really difficult at times.

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Ayumi: What’s up with Mochida? He's been laying on the floor for like... an hour now?

Sakutaro: He's just a little overwhelmed.

Ayumi: Why?

Sakutaro: Kishinuma smiled at him.

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@lady-maeda sent me this post and I couldn't help myself <3

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Yoshiki: Honestly, sometimes I see Satoshi and get so caught up in being gay that I forget I'm actually bi.

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Satoshi: Excuse me sir, have you ever been arrested?

Yoshiki: Yeah, how could you tell?

Satoshi: I was gonna say it's illegal to be that hot.

Satoshi: But now I'm curious.

Yoshiki: Aggravated assault.

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Yoshiki: *Yawns*

Satoshi: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.

Yoshiki: Then you must be exhausted.

Ayumi: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.

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Yoshiki: Two years ago, I married my best friend.

Yoshiki: Satoshi is still mad about it, but me and Morishige were drunk and thought it was funny.