👻 dealer's choice! (you get to come up with a prompt of your own)
i will either draw something or write headcanons based off the prompt. this was made basically because i need to torture him more but i cannot properly think of how when he's michaelwaving himself in my fucjking brain. smiles.
also anyone can reblog this and do this too and add their own prompts to the list because i love him and always want to see more of him.
lost my hyperfixation a little bit (as one could probably tell due to the hiatus) but here's a slightly old sketch thing from the oc ted au thing i mentioned previously
i haven't been drawing a lot of pauls recently (they are some, i just wanna save up enough for a big post) so here's the foreshadowed oc post
his name is adam cultmin and he's essentially pokotho's unwilling self insert oc. he is also a childhood friend of karen's and therefore has to deal with grace's.. well everything. he's so tired. someone save him.
short mini comic under cut of a random scene from a "adam brings ted to a random ritual for the sole purpose of pissing off his mother" au that i drew for my friend @kingofted because adam is a self insert of the community <3
if people like him i will be more in depth about his lore. proper paul content will be returning soon once i figure out which fic idea to work on!
I read your fanfiction and it's making me want to write something about infected Paul despite the fact that I've never even wrote a Hatchetfield fanfic nor have I wrote that kind of thing. I think infected Paul is a sort of infection himself because of this
omg you should!! infected paul is criminally underrated in my humble onion and i'm honestly very honored that my fic inspired you!!! i am slowly spreading my infection of infected paul brainrot teehee
selfcect paul x blue paul and he makes him sing in bed :) literalul :) apotheosis :) yeah. regular paul mad about it because blue paul is hot sctually. frustrating. ugh. <- him rn
he really does not know how to feel about the situation at all
i haven’t been posting as much in the past two days since i got sick and felt a little bit paul fatigued. that was until this very moment, where i had a fever dream consisting in pokotho descending from the heavens, informing me paul’s full name was “paul paul matthews” and that it was my duty to fuck him or he’d smite me in three days.
self indulgent paul x infected paul smut fic i finished way quicker thank i thought i would. tell me if you guys like it or if you hate it and want to beam me with the power of a million suns! :D
so.. i wanted to do an nsfw alphabet hc list for infected paul, but i only seemed to get to work on it at 2am or later and reading it back like this is really funny to me so i'm posting it as is. enjoy my nonsense
(also my friends were on the writing document so if there's any random comments, that's them)
infected paul nsfw alphabet because i have no idea what i'm doing with my life
(no idea if this is in context with like an oc or just in general, i am entirely bullshitting)
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
he'd probably do anything you asked him to, but you would need to ask. he is not thinking about that or really anything
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
mouth. mouth. mouth. let him puke in your food bin. he'll love you forever i promise
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
his cum is blue. shocker, i know. it's probably also infectious, someone should write a fic about that or something.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
he'd probably never mention it but he likely gets off from actively doing things 'the old paul' would've hated. the only thing in there still is a "wow that guy sucked" attitude.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
paul was likely a virgin, but even if he wasn't the only thing that probably remains is slight twitches of muscle memory. he like logistically knows about sex though and can draw from the hivemind for reference.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
anything that has him being tugged on or pinned. especially his wrists. especially. i really wanna play with the strings sewn into his wrists can you tell?
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
he will make musical references midsex. hell, he will sing midsex. it makes the sex better for him honestly if you sing.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
i'm ready to talk about this now. regular paul probably kept it decently groomed just for his own comforts sake. it stopped growing after apotheosis on account of him being dead. sometimes the tips of it turn blue for no reason except i think that would be funny.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
hopeless romantic ass bitch. story book ending ass bitch.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
whiney infected paul jerking off. i think there's something wrong with me ← there's something wrong with me too this is peak ← thank you pringle
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
being controlled/told what to do. i think that's obvious. idiot.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
he should be fucked on stage, as a treat <3
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
ANY AFFECTION AT ALL. GIVE HIM LOVE NOW. PLEASE. also singing dead girl walking. he would immediately slip into character and it would get him going so much.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
legitimately trying to act like his old self, it's uncomfortable and gross feeling to him, he left that boring life behind, why would he wanna go back? also having him try to think for too long, it hurts his head :(
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
he loves giving, he probably has a minor oral fixation, and if his mouth isn't singing, he has to preoccupy it with something.
he's fine with receiving as much as he is with anything else, it can overstimulate him body wise quite quickly though.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
if he is the one initiating (which lets be honest, without pokotho's intervention, he's not) he'll probably go a bit faster than usual, wanting to be close in any and all possible ways. otherwise his partner sets the pace
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
quickies would make him worse. i think we should torture him like this. it would be very entertaining
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
again, he will do probably whatever you tell him. literally anything is on the table (except for going back to his old life, he shudders at the thought if he could think it.)
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
mentally, however long it takes for someone to tell him to stop, his body starts to degrade after the second round though
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
most likely no, but i think this is the perfect time to share that i had a very specific omegaverse adjacent plot scenario where i genuinely had to ponder what a pokotho brand dildo would look like and i had to look up several bee penis pictures as reference and i think i needed to get that off of my chest. bee penises explode when they cum by the way. they fall off completely and then the bee dies. this is real information i had to look up to make it accurate. it's your problem now i guess. do with it what you will. but yeah i think he'd use one of those i guess.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
half of his teasing is unintentional. half.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
he's so loud, half of it is probably from the singing, the other half is from the inate urge to be performing.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
if you edge and deny him for long enough, he'll get to a point where something in him tries to beg before immediately getting overrided as a form of disobedience and punishing himself in his mind, this can lock him in an endless loop of wanting and punishing himself for wanting if you try hard enough
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
paul's genitals are whatever i decide in the moment, it's not at all consistent and he doesn't pay enough attention to care.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
he doesn't have a high sex drive per say, however if he likes someone, he wants to be as close to them as possible at all times and crawl inside their skin.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
i don't think he sleeps in general, he'll fake it if you ask him though!
couldn't work on as many prompts as i wanted to today because i started working on a paul x infected paul animation meme but here's a tiny sneak peek to tide paulnation over while i finish it
