Its actually Seth 100%

Hey there demons, its me, ya boi

[actuallysethsorenson]

do you like eve?

Pftttt-whattt are you talking about nope not at all never in my life—whos Eve anyway? Never heard of her. Ahahahahaa......

[actuallykendrasorenson]

Happy lonely day Valentines day!

[imwarrenburgess]

Yeah you better no say lonely cause I will not watch all of these romantic movies for nothing

[actuallykendrasorenson]

Wow just abandoning Vanessa like that? Smh

[imvanessasantoro]

He said he has a surprise for us but I’m scared. Last time he said that, him and Seth freaking destroyed my entire collection of books with fire.

His excuse was : «But they did not specify where we could use the fireworks»

So it’s better if he falls asleep while watching movies with you.

[actuallysethsorenson]

Look, they didn't specify where exactly to use the fireworks so we're technically in the right here

[actuallysethsorenson]

How does it feel to have no memory?

I dunno, I forgot

[actuallysethsorenson]

According to Kendra, "Just fuck me up" is an 'inappropriate' response to the Olive Garden waiter asking me how much cheese I would like.

[actuallykendrasorenson]

I went to the beach! :>

[actuallykendrasorenson]

[actuallysethsorenson]

Lmao

[actuallysethsorenson]

Would you rather fight 1 horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses?

B o t h

[imwarrenburgess]

I can agree with you on this one

[actuallysethsorenson]

Dude you'd probably get injured lmao

The hospital bills are on you

[imwarrenburgess]

One again, I can agree with you on this one

[imvanessasantoro]

Best way to kill someone ? (Asking for a friend)

[actuallykendrasorenson]

Poison is probably the best way to go. Less traceable than a knife or gun.

[actuallysethsorenson]

You shouldn't kill people in the first place but I wont judge

[actuallykendrasorenson]

Seth you literally killed Graulus

[actuallysethsorenson]

And?

[imvanessasantoro]

Best way to kill someone ? (Asking for a friend)

[actuallykendrasorenson]

Poison is probably the best way to go. Less traceable than a knife or gun.

[actuallysethsorenson]

You shouldn't kill people in the first place but I wont judge

[imwarrenburgess]

Me and Ken have been arguing for an hour over what’s the best Disney movie ever, it’s the lion king right ?

[actuallykendrasorenson]

It's Lilo and Stitch you dehydrated frog

[actuallysethsorenson]

The best movie is obviously Aladdin guys. Smh

[actuallysethsorenson]

Would you rather fight 1 horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses?

B o t h

[imwarrenburgess]

I can agree with you on this one

[actuallysethsorenson]

Dude you'd probably get injured lmao

The hospital bills are on you

[imwarrenburgess]

SETH SORENSON I KNOW YOU TOOK MY SWORD UNDER MY BED

YOU BETTER GIVE ME BACK THIS THING BEFORE I FIND YOU

[actuallysethsorenson]

....

You have no solid proof it was me, specifically.

[actuallysethsorenson]

Would you rather fight 1 horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses?

B o t h

[actuallysethsorenson]

How many cheetos can you fit in a piñata? Askin for a friend

[actuallysethsorenson]

Awhile ago I T-posed in the living room to mess with Kendra and then when warren joined me she had a straight up mental breakdown.

[actuallykendrasorenson]

I hate you so much

[actuallysethsorenson]

:)

[actuallysethsorenson]

Awhile ago I T-posed in the living room to mess with Kendra and then when warren joined me she had a straight up mental breakdown.

[actuallysethsorenson]

I paid Warren five bucks to jump out the 3rd story window. The madlad did it without hesitation. I may be five dollars poorer but it was so worth it.

[actuallysethsorenson]

Reasons I like dogs:

Bork

[actuallykendrasorenson]

???

[actuallysethsorenson]

Thats it. Thats the post.