Don't Know Much 'Bout Apples

My name's Brent Foya'! I'm just a big dumb naga who happens ta be good at huntin' things. Uh... I ain't got no shins an' I ain't got no thighs but at least my hips don't lie. Splicer: http://sauerkrauss.tumblr.com/ (I don't go on there much) Magical Anon and OC friendly! Current Magical Anon: None var _clustrmaps = {'url' : 'http://actualmoronbrentfoyer.tumblr.com/', 'user' : 1080342, 'server' : '4', 'id' : 'clustrmaps-widget', 'version' : 1, 'date' : '2013-02-22', 'lang' : 'en', 'corners' : 'square' };(function (){ var s = document.createElement('script'); s.type = 'text/javascript'; s.async = true; s.src = 'http://www4.clustrmaps.com/counter/map.js'; var x = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; x.parentNode.insertBefore(s, x);})();

[actualmoronbrentfoyer]

“I wonda’ what it’d be like ta be able ta wield magic...” Talking to himself as usual. He tapped just above his temple with one of his fingers, frowning slightly, “Not that I’d rememba’ all them spells an’ words anyway.” 

[actualmoronbrentfoyer]

*hic*

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actualmoronbrentfoyer said: "Are yeh okay ova’ there?"

    “ Eeheehee, “   Rune flipped upside   down from the tree he   had been perched in,   hanging onto the branch   with his feet.       “ Sure am! Never better! “

[actualmoronbrentfoyer]

Brent's head move as he tracked the other, not exactly being taken back by the seemingly boundless energy Rune had. "So yer just bein'... hypa'?" The naga asked, wanting to make sure.

[actualmoronbrentfoyer]

redheadedspy replied to your post:"I don’t even rememba’ tha last time I wore a hat....

"I don’t think I’ve ever seen you in a hat Brent."

He touched the top of his head, "Most people haven't. I ain't usually a hat sort a' guy."

[getmeclean]

Anonymously tell my muse what the fuck is wrong with them.

[actualmoronbrentfoyer]

"I don't even rememba' tha last time I wore a hat. Outside a' a tuque that is."

[actualmoronbrentfoyer]

Can a hat make someone look sexy?

What do yeh mean by that? Hats can be fine, I guess?

[actualmoronbrentfoyer]

The sniper was but a few feet away from the Naga, and appeared to be digging a pit of some kind, a few buckets at his side, and a large pack.

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Brent watched him curiously from his sort of hidden spot. Who was this man? It was someone he’d never seen before. He quietly emerged from his hiding spot, though not too fast as to startle the man.

"… What yeh diggin’ fer?"

[dustoffyourhat-deactivated20150]

" Well, the very first brutal got killed by a band of BLU’s, you know that part. He had a friend that was a spy.. Thought he could bring him back.  He did, but then.. he saw what the bastard turned into. So he turned against him.. and now he’s the only one who can kill the sniper.. and stop the whole team from being permenantly killed.

[actualmoronbrentfoyer]

One of his ears flicked as he listened to Ethan explain. "That 'bout explains it, I guess." It didn't sound like there was anymore to say, either. That was that! "Kinda... makes me glad I ain't stationed to a base anymore. I'd ratha' not be permanently dead when I still got a kid ta raise."

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"Since when did yeh blokes start wearin' white?"

"  Since I became Christian Pure.. But why do you come to me?"

[bleachedpages-deactivated201803]

" Anything that was not created originally by God..  now.. There are some execeptions that I make.. For those that were not born that way, or some.. unfortunate event.  I can heal a person, reverse the curse."

[actualmoronbrentfoyer]

At first he had been worried about that statement. With this clarification now, he wasn't sure he had to be. "I... imagine yeh've come across quite a few folks who got tha ah... unfortunate end a' tha stick as yeh say it." He tugged at his shirt collar, still a little bit worried. "An' how do yeh tell?"

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"Since when did yeh blokes start wearin' white?"

"  Since I became Christian Pure.. But why do you come to me?"

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" ..  Yes.  And I don’t fight unless it’s a brutal or the supernatural.. so on good days.. I’m a pacifist."   It never bothered him, since his clothes always were white when he put them on.  “  Still, I’m not paid like a mercenary.”

[actualmoronbrentfoyer]

"U-uh... what classifies as supernatural?" Brent asked, that part popping out the most to him. He wasn't exactly natural, would that make him supernatural? He'd never known for sure.

[actualmoronbrentfoyer]

The sniper was but a few feet away from the Naga, and appeared to be digging a pit of some kind, a few buckets at his side, and a large pack.

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Brent watched him curiously from his sort of hidden spot. Who was this man? It was someone he’d never seen before. He quietly emerged from his hiding spot, though not too fast as to startle the man.

"… What yeh diggin’ fer?"

[dustoffyourhat-deactivated20150]

" Pure spies are  blokes that turned pure to get rid of brutals. You know the story around them?"Ethan knew the lore well, reciting it in his head time and time again, ready to spill it to iniates that needed a good scare.. or a bit of common sense.

[actualmoronbrentfoyer]

Brent shook his head. He known of the Brutal characters, those guys had at least been around when he had been employed as a Sniper, but he had never heard of Spies calling themselves Pure. "I haven't. I wasn't even aware there was a problem with them Brutals." He flicked his tongue, genuinely interested in what the story was behind these beings. "Yeh'd hafta tell me."

[trezpassing]

Go on anon and tell me something you're too afraid to say off anon

[bleachedpages-deactivated201803]

"Since when did yeh blokes start wearin' white?"

"  Since I became Christian Pure.. But why do you come to me?"

[bleachedpages-deactivated201803]

"  Of course.  But I did not expect you to come this far to find me. I usually make visits out to bases. No matter.  Was there anything else?"

[actualmoronbrentfoyer]

"Well that wouldn't a' worked anyway seein' as I don't live on no base. Live a short trek an' hike outside a' one." The naga shrugged, still not entirely enlightened as to why the spy was wearing white. Wouldn't that just get stained easier, with all the dust and blood around? Evidently that didn't bother the, how did he put it, Christian Pure, as he was still wearing it. "... So yeh travel between locations instead a' bein' stationed at just one?"

[bleachedpages-deactivated201803]

"Since when did yeh blokes start wearin' white?"

"  Since I became Christian Pure.. But why do you come to me?"

[actualmoronbrentfoyer]

"Why not?" He flicked his tongue, "If I got a question 'bout yeh, yer tha best one ta ask, ain't yeh?"

[actualmoronbrentfoyer]

"It’s all fun an’ games until I eat so much I can’t move. An’ then it’s just downright embarrassing."

Learn some self control, idiot.

[bloodybrutality-deactivated2015]

"Oi could help yew with that problem if yeh don’t moind bein’ sliced open."

[actualmoronbrentfoyer]

He turned his head, "Uhh... That doesn't sound very fun ta me, just gonna put that out there. It sounds like it would hurt, really."

[theletterwsartflap]

I don’t know why I like drawing Brent as an Animal Crossing villager, I just do. 

Maybe I should start offering commissions in this style, hmm…