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[actualraph]

may i ejac on ur face

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hes not a VCR player 

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…. dad is dancing around his room pointing and singing “pedophiles can’t get my sons” over and over again

dad what the fuck oh my god

we’re fucking 18

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it catchy  

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i’m going to bed now 

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the boy can break glass just by sleeping 

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raphs snoring is hashi worthy 

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you should see when when i get out of the shower. not a pretty sight 

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dont you hate it when your fucking kids just wont stop 

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i will never reach nirvana :) 

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I asked Mikey if I could use the laptop. he said as long as i dont log on to tumblr hehehe little fucker

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me: I should be a good father and not embarrass me sons on social media

me to me: demolish them

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i just found out about memes i really like them 

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You should start making your own memes. You’ll be great

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funny you say such thing, i’m almost done making one to post

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i just found out about memes i really like them 

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bring back willy worm son 2k17 

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I remember like it was yesterday when my three boys were taking a bath together. Raph marched his tiny naked butt in and took a dump dump right in the water just to watch them all scream about beetles floating in the water. 

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Time for bed my sons. Early training.

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catastrophic-ari replied to your post:I want to disintegrate

Is it bc of your dad? ������

When in’t it

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calm down my worm willy son

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actualdonnie replied to your post:@actualdonnie remember when you use to wet the bed...

DAD! SERIOUSLY?????

ye